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by boltman
January 15th, 2017, 1:52 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: VNA Vegas 2017 - AVN! Make Your Travel Plans!
Replies: 186
Views: 1521

Re: VNA Vegas 2017 - AVN! Make Your Travel Plans!

Perfect venue choice for the VNA Members dinner. The Manager's name is Joseph Reid and the Assistant Manager's name is Caine... he's my son's roommate! My boy worked there for almost 3 years... not that that carries a lot of weight but I guarantee you we'll be treated righ. See ya Friday!
by boltman
September 11th, 2016, 1:56 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: The Official WTF Thread!
Replies: 996
Views: 12069

Re: The Official WTF Thread!

Remembering 9/11....

As we reflect, the Queen and I take solace knowing in our hearts that all 15 of those cocksuckers are standing in line behind Hitler, waiting for THEIR pineapple...
by boltman
September 3rd, 2016, 5:47 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread
Replies: 11333
Views: 71155

Re: The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread

Now THIS is funny...
by boltman
September 3rd, 2016, 4:53 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: My Poor Queen!
Replies: 7
Views: 195

Re: My Poor Queen!

You guys are too cool!

Alexander, do we know you under a different name from the live shows? If so, when you see us, let us know it's you!

And Vicky... Praise from a goddess leaves us humble and speechless! We are counting the days until January just to give you a big hug!
by boltman
August 27th, 2016, 8:17 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 1729
Views: 13810

Re: Joke Thread

Vicky,

Kudos from you, Rokkerr, and Walt or any combination thereof... totally makes my day! We're counting the days until your trip out!
by boltman
August 10th, 2016, 11:39 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 1729
Views: 13810

Re: Joke Thread

A Catholic priest and a Rabbi were having lunch in Central Park. There was a 10yr old boy playing buy himself in the sand box with no adults around. The Catholic Priest saw the boy, and says to the Rabbi "Hey... see that little boy over there?! Let's go fuck him." The Rabbi says... "O...
by boltman
August 6th, 2016, 5:16 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: State of the art Safety headlights
Replies: 3
Views: 88

Re: State of the art Safety headlights

:yeahbaby: Finally... After 16 views somebody fucking gets it!!! I was beginning to lose faith!
by boltman
August 4th, 2016, 3:02 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: State of the art Safety headlights
Replies: 3
Views: 88

State of the art Safety headlights

Finally, LED headlights that illuminate more road...to illuminate more of the road, they point down and out, like so....
Safety headlights.jpg

They call it the "Lisa Ann"...
by boltman
August 4th, 2016, 2:48 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: You guys know about Lauren Phillips and Kimber Lee right?
Replies: 38
Views: 525

Re: You guys know about Lauren Phillips and Kimber Lee right

The busiest, smartest, classiest, and let's not forget sexiest woman in this or any other galaxy just keeps making life better for her troops. Thank you just doesn't seem adequate!

P.S. Love the new avatar!
by boltman
July 31st, 2016, 4:57 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: My Poor Queen!
Replies: 7
Views: 195

Re: My Poor Queen!

To quote an iconic band from the city of Athens, GA.....


"Love, baby. That's where it's at!"

You know it's real when extra effort becomes effortless! It's a beautiful thing. :atm:
by boltman
July 31st, 2016, 4:16 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Congrats to Vicky Vette - 1st MILF Signed by Doc Johnson!
Replies: 118
Views: 931

Re: Congrats to Vicky Vette - 1st MILF Signed by Doc Johnson

I think Walt is onto something.....if we can find a way to incorporate scratch-n-sniff technology into Vicky's signature pocket pussy and buttplug...well let's just say there's no clear frontrunner for the Nobel Prize!

:yeahbaby:

:40: :40: :40: :40:
by boltman
July 29th, 2016, 12:46 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: My Poor Queen!
Replies: 7
Views: 195

My Poor Queen!

As you all know, I love and dote on my beautiful, life restoring wife Trish. Last night, she rose from bed to make a sissy. It was dark, and she stepped on something seemingly harmless. She then tried to wipe the object off the bottom of her left foot with the top of her right foot. Well, the object...
by boltman
July 28th, 2016, 1:38 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread
Replies: 11333
Views: 71155

Re: The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread

I'm changing my VNA name to "Purple Destroyer"!

"Fucking for truth, justice and the VNA way!"
by boltman
July 26th, 2016, 8:57 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: The Official Politics Thread - Trump, Brexit & the World!
Replies: 610
Views: 4670

Re: What do you guys think of Donald Trump for President?

As hesitant as I am to share political views, as they often turn into volatile arguments, I will make an exception because I feel this needs to be said... THE MAN SPORTS A COMB-OVER My philosophy has always been this: would I buy a car from the person I'm voting for. In Donald Trump's case, I wouldn...
by boltman
July 25th, 2016, 12:21 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: The Art of the VNA Girls !!
Replies: 1031
Views: 6864

Re: The Art of the VNA Girls !!

If they're bleached, it's hard to tell...!
by boltman
July 24th, 2016, 11:00 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Acceptable Parameters re: Posting Pictures
Replies: 1
Views: 88

Acceptable Parameters re: Posting Pictures

Soooo... Can we post stuff like this?! All of our barn animals are out of range and QueenB volunteered for the gag reflex experiment. :rotffl: :rotffl: :rotffl: :lovers: :boobs: :40: :nichon: :cumshot:
by boltman
July 17th, 2016, 8:38 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread
Replies: 11333
Views: 71155

Re: The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread

This takes stupid to a whole new level: what an asshole.jpg Forgetting that he's an egotistical, maniacal, narcissistic and racist cocksucker.... THE MAN HAS A FUCKING COMB-OVER Yeah...let's elect a sociopath with hair from his fucking ass crack combed over the top of his head. If he gets elected, ...
by boltman
July 16th, 2016, 11:36 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: The Official VNA NFL Fantasy League - Join In!
Replies: 852
Views: 9207

Re: The Official VNA NFL Fantasy League - Join In!

The Boltmans are in...the Sunny is going down!
by boltman
April 22nd, 2010, 1:05 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: FINALLY joined The Army.....LOL
Replies: 8
Views: 89

Re: FINALLY joined The Army.....LOL

Welcome to the VNA, L2L. You'll never find a hotter, nicer, or sexier group of ladies anywhere on the 'net. You're in for the ride of your life.

:tounguing: <---She loves to lick, too!
by boltman
April 21st, 2010, 12:43 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: THE VNA NETWORK'S NEW CAM SOFTWARE! Premiere?
Replies: 110
Views: 927

Re: THE VNA NETWORK'S ALL NEW CAM SOFTWARE

rokkerr wrote: No penis, just tits - kind of like a social hour with boobage.
That's the kind of social hour I like..! No sausage parties!