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by PeterL22
April 9th, 2021, 6:34 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Lingerie stuck on my roof?
Replies: 37
Views: 317

Re: Lingerie stuck on my roof?

Attach rolled up towel to rope...fling it up past amazon panties...make sure that it is in the proper tile channel...pull on rope...wear panties :) :goodpost: :yeahbaby: I know its after the fact, but if you were going to do this (outside the house), I would respectfully suggest wearing panties BEF...
by PeterL22
April 9th, 2021, 6:30 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 1734
Views: 14165

Re: Joke Thread

Tim Vine tells clean jokes - this guy doesn't!!
by PeterL22
April 8th, 2021, 6:00 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 1734
Views: 14165

Re: Joke Thread

Time for a little more Tim Vine .......
by PeterL22
April 8th, 2021, 5:57 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: All the news that's fit to print
Replies: 594
Views: 7103

Re: All the news that's fit to print

Time for some headlines, methinks...... "SPANISH PORN STAR HELD BY POLICE AFTER MAN DIES AT HIS HOUSE FROM INHALING POISONOUS TOAD FUMES" Telegraph.co.uk "DEAD MAN FIRED AT ARMED POLICE, INQUEST JURY TOLD." Western Daily Press "GWYNETH PALTROW'S "VAGINA" CANDLE REP...
by PeterL22
April 8th, 2021, 5:52 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: The Official WTF Thread!
Replies: 996
Views: 12343

Re: The Official WTF Thread!

greggl wrote: April 7th, 2021, 11:44 pm Don't want to masturbate at home for fear of getting caught? Hey just drive to a busy parking lot and do it in public. No way you'll get caught then. Amazing logic :lmao:
I thought in America it was all Drive Thrus!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
by PeterL22
April 8th, 2021, 5:51 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread
Replies: 11349
Views: 71462

Re: The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread

CGYMike wrote: April 7th, 2021, 9:02 pm I love New Monopoly :) :yeahbaby:
Are you sure they are "Chance" cards and not "Community Chest"??

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
by PeterL22
April 7th, 2021, 11:16 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: All the news that's fit to print
Replies: 594
Views: 7103

Re: All the news that's fit to print

British surgery at its best!! Prof David Ralph of University College London, the so-called "penis master", came to the rescue of Malcolm MacDonald, 45, who suffered a severe blood infection that turned his fingers, toes and penis black, the latter eventually falling off. However, Prof Ralp...
by PeterL22
April 7th, 2021, 10:44 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Best Shows on Netflix & Amazon!
Replies: 1018
Views: 10124

Re: Best Shows on Netflix & Amazon!

I have just found a must-watch on Danish TV - DR (equivalent of BBC)!
It's called John Dillermand and its an animated series aimed at 4-8 yr olds.


I think you can guess what he has that makes him a celebrity!!
by PeterL22
April 7th, 2021, 10:40 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 1734
Views: 14165

Re: Joke Thread

Who needs psychiatrists when you have bartenders? A man sitting at a bar after work shares with the bartender why he is looking so stressed; "I'm not sleeping well. I have nightmares about a monster under my bed and I'm too ashamed to ask for help." A patron nearby overhears, and introduce...
by PeterL22
April 7th, 2021, 10:24 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread
Replies: 11349
Views: 71462

Re: The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread

CGYMike wrote: April 6th, 2021, 9:43 pm Closing in on 500 pages of really stupid s#!t :) :goodpost:
Silly burger - oops sorry wrong fast food shop!!

:lmao: :rofl: :lmao:
by PeterL22
April 6th, 2021, 5:05 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Best Shows on Netflix & Amazon!
Replies: 1018
Views: 10124

Re: Best Shows on Netflix & Amazon!

How many of you remember "The Addams Family"?
A favourite of mine - wanna see a spin off with a grown up Wednesday Addams? ......
by PeterL22
April 6th, 2021, 5:00 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread
Replies: 11349
Views: 71462

Re: The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread

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My optician is really popular!
by PeterL22
April 6th, 2021, 4:56 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 1734
Views: 14165

Re: Joke Thread

Now for all you fathers out there you will no doubt recognise the scenario ........
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by PeterL22
April 6th, 2021, 4:54 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 1734
Views: 14165

Re: Joke Thread

Missed Easter sorry - but here is the King of One Liners to make up for it!
by PeterL22
March 31st, 2021, 4:51 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread
Replies: 11349
Views: 71462

Re: The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread

rokkerr wrote: March 28th, 2021, 11:16 am Brutal... :whome:
One of my favourite lines in a comedy series was in a period of postcoital bliss, the guy asked his girl
"Did the earth move for you ,too?"

To which she replied, "No, but the sideboard twitched a bit"
by PeterL22
March 31st, 2021, 4:49 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Ladas and Yugos
Replies: 29
Views: 157

Re: Ladas and Yugos



That moment when you forget which side the petrol filler is!
by PeterL22
March 31st, 2021, 4:40 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 1734
Views: 14165

Re: Joke Thread

stickyvicky wrote: March 28th, 2021, 5:54 pm
Did I get this right? Was it Lance that told this joke here? Peter's got some good ones gonna do one of his next!
A new career in stand-up beckons - I'd pay to see your show!!!
by PeterL22
March 31st, 2021, 4:38 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Lingerie stuck on my roof?
Replies: 37
Views: 317

Re: Lingerie stuck on my roof?

Someone sent me a package from Amazon and Dave picked up for me at me at the UPS store today. He didn't want to come in the house, so from the driveway, he tried to throw it onto my office balcony. He was planning on texting me and telling me there was a package there for me. A big wind blew at the...
by PeterL22
March 27th, 2021, 6:53 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 1734
Views: 14165

Re: Joke Thread

Know any duck jokes? Two ducks walking down a Belfast street. One goes "quack". The other goes, "I'm going as quack as I can!" How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in a microwave until its Bill Withers. A duck waddles into a pharmacy and says, "Gimme some chapst...