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- April 9th, 2021, 6:34 am
- Forum: VNA Chatter
- Topic: Lingerie stuck on my roof?
- Replies: 37
- Views: 317
Re: Lingerie stuck on my roof?
Attach rolled up towel to rope...fling it up past amazon panties...make sure that it is in the proper tile channel...pull on rope...wear panties :) :goodpost: :yeahbaby: I know its after the fact, but if you were going to do this (outside the house), I would respectfully suggest wearing panties BEF...
- April 9th, 2021, 6:30 am
- Forum: VNA Chatter
- Topic: Joke Thread
- Replies: 1734
- Views: 14165
Re: Joke Thread
Tim Vine tells clean jokes - this guy doesn't!!
- April 8th, 2021, 6:00 am
- Forum: VNA Chatter
- Topic: Joke Thread
- Replies: 1734
- Views: 14165
Re: Joke Thread
Time for a little more Tim Vine .......
- April 8th, 2021, 5:57 am
- Forum: VNA Chatter
- Topic: All the news that's fit to print
- Replies: 594
- Views: 7103
Re: All the news that's fit to print
Time for some headlines, methinks...... "SPANISH PORN STAR HELD BY POLICE AFTER MAN DIES AT HIS HOUSE FROM INHALING POISONOUS TOAD FUMES" Telegraph.co.uk "DEAD MAN FIRED AT ARMED POLICE, INQUEST JURY TOLD." Western Daily Press "GWYNETH PALTROW'S "VAGINA" CANDLE REP...
- April 8th, 2021, 5:52 am
- Forum: VNA Chatter
- Topic: The Official WTF Thread!
- Replies: 996
- Views: 12343
- April 8th, 2021, 5:51 am
- Forum: VNA Chatter
- Topic: The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread
- Replies: 11349
- Views: 71462
- April 7th, 2021, 11:16 am
- Forum: VNA Chatter
- Topic: All the news that's fit to print
- Replies: 594
- Views: 7103
Re: All the news that's fit to print
British surgery at its best!! Prof David Ralph of University College London, the so-called "penis master", came to the rescue of Malcolm MacDonald, 45, who suffered a severe blood infection that turned his fingers, toes and penis black, the latter eventually falling off. However, Prof Ralp...
- April 7th, 2021, 10:44 am
- Forum: VNA Chatter
- Topic: Best Shows on Netflix & Amazon!
- Replies: 1018
- Views: 10124
Re: Best Shows on Netflix & Amazon!
I have just found a must-watch on Danish TV - DR (equivalent of BBC)!
It's called John Dillermand and its an animated series aimed at 4-8 yr olds.
I think you can guess what he has that makes him a celebrity!!
It's called John Dillermand and its an animated series aimed at 4-8 yr olds.
I think you can guess what he has that makes him a celebrity!!
- April 7th, 2021, 10:40 am
- Forum: VNA Chatter
- Topic: Joke Thread
- Replies: 1734
- Views: 14165
Re: Joke Thread
Who needs psychiatrists when you have bartenders? A man sitting at a bar after work shares with the bartender why he is looking so stressed; "I'm not sleeping well. I have nightmares about a monster under my bed and I'm too ashamed to ask for help." A patron nearby overhears, and introduce...
- April 7th, 2021, 10:24 am
- Forum: VNA Chatter
- Topic: The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread
- Replies: 11349
- Views: 71462
- April 6th, 2021, 5:05 am
- Forum: VNA Chatter
- Topic: Best Shows on Netflix & Amazon!
- Replies: 1018
- Views: 10124
Re: Best Shows on Netflix & Amazon!
How many of you remember "The Addams Family"?
A favourite of mine - wanna see a spin off with a grown up Wednesday Addams? ......
A favourite of mine - wanna see a spin off with a grown up Wednesday Addams? ......
- April 6th, 2021, 5:01 am
- Forum: VNA Chatter
- Topic: The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread
- Replies: 11349
- Views: 71462
- April 6th, 2021, 5:00 am
- Forum: VNA Chatter
- Topic: The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread
- Replies: 11349
- Views: 71462
Re: The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread
My optician is really popular!
- April 6th, 2021, 4:56 am
- Forum: VNA Chatter
- Topic: Joke Thread
- Replies: 1734
- Views: 14165
Re: Joke Thread
Now for all you fathers out there you will no doubt recognise the scenario ........
- April 6th, 2021, 4:54 am
- Forum: VNA Chatter
- Topic: Joke Thread
- Replies: 1734
- Views: 14165
Re: Joke Thread
Missed Easter sorry - but here is the King of One Liners to make up for it!
- March 31st, 2021, 4:51 am
- Forum: VNA Chatter
- Topic: The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread
- Replies: 11349
- Views: 71462
- March 31st, 2021, 4:49 am
- Forum: VNA Chatter
- Topic: Ladas and Yugos
- Replies: 29
- Views: 157
Re: Ladas and Yugos
That moment when you forget which side the petrol filler is!
- March 31st, 2021, 4:40 am
- Forum: VNA Chatter
- Topic: Joke Thread
- Replies: 1734
- Views: 14165
Re: Joke Thread
A new career in stand-up beckons - I'd pay to see your show!!!stickyvicky wrote: ↑March 28th, 2021, 5:54 pm
Did I get this right? Was it Lance that told this joke here? Peter's got some good ones gonna do one of his next!
- March 31st, 2021, 4:38 am
- Forum: VNA Chatter
- Topic: Lingerie stuck on my roof?
- Replies: 37
- Views: 317
Re: Lingerie stuck on my roof?
Someone sent me a package from Amazon and Dave picked up for me at me at the UPS store today. He didn't want to come in the house, so from the driveway, he tried to throw it onto my office balcony. He was planning on texting me and telling me there was a package there for me. A big wind blew at the...
- March 27th, 2021, 6:53 am
- Forum: VNA Chatter
- Topic: Joke Thread
- Replies: 1734
- Views: 14165
Re: Joke Thread
Know any duck jokes? Two ducks walking down a Belfast street. One goes "quack". The other goes, "I'm going as quack as I can!" How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in a microwave until its Bill Withers. A duck waddles into a pharmacy and says, "Gimme some chapst...