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by Davest
August 27th, 2015, 9:58 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 1729
Views: 13449

Re: Joke Thread

A guy comes home and finds his wife with her bags packed in the living room. "I'm leaving you and moving to Las Vegas" she says. "I heard that you can earn $400 for a blowjob there and I figured I could make a living doing what I've been giving to you for free all these years." T...
by Davest
August 24th, 2015, 9:58 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: The Official WTF Thread!
Replies: 996
Views: 11824

Re: The Official WTF Thread!

stickyvicky wrote: love the tutu also!
Thank you! I walked a 5K Color Run a couple weekends ago. Decided to dress up for it this year. :p

Got lots of compliments, both on the tutu and also on the tee shirt (which says "I taught your boyfriend that thing you like.")
by Davest
August 23rd, 2015, 8:02 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: VNA GET TOGETHER! NightMoves Tampa FLA - Oct 8-11
Replies: 63
Views: 571

Re: VNA GET TOGETHER! NightMoves Tampa FLA - Oct 8-11

So, I am seriously considering going. What hotel should I try and book? Assuming I don't have enough vacation days to cover all four days, what days do you recommend?
by Davest
August 22nd, 2015, 11:33 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 1729
Views: 13449

Re: Joke Thread

Last one tonight; an oldie, but one of my all-time favorites. A penguin is driving on vacation one day when the warning lights come on and the car starts acting funny. Fortunately, he sees a repair shop nearby and manages to make it there before the car dies. The mechanic agrees to look at the car, ...
by Davest
August 22nd, 2015, 11:22 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: The Official WTF Thread!
Replies: 996
Views: 11824

Re: The Official WTF Thread!

I never realized my father was a drunk until one night he came home sober... ;)
by Davest
August 22nd, 2015, 10:45 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 1729
Views: 13449

Re: Joke Thread

I went into a cafe in town with the wife yesterday. The waitress said she had seen us walking down the street hand-in-hand and thought how sweet it was at our age. I did not have the heart to tell her I hold my wife's hand to stop her running into shops. ================================ If I had $1 ...
by Davest
August 22nd, 2015, 10:41 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 1729
Views: 13449

Re: Joke Thread

A contestant, Sally, on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $25,000 milestone money. And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question...
by Davest
August 22nd, 2015, 10:11 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread
Replies: 11327
Views: 70520

Re: The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread

And just one more...

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by Davest
August 22nd, 2015, 10:09 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread
Replies: 11327
Views: 70520

Re: The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread

Near and dear to many of our hearts.

From a blog located here:
http://magicwandarthistory.tumblr.com/

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by Davest
July 31st, 2015, 5:53 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 1729
Views: 13449

Re: Joke Thread

I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there.
by Davest
July 28th, 2015, 8:42 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Send some positive energy to Christy Mack
Replies: 171
Views: 1936

Re: Send some positive energy to Christy Mack

Shaved heads on women has never been my thing, but tats? Hells yes! I find everything from 'no body mods at all' to 'lots of tattoos and piercings' sexy. As long as the woman is comfortable with herself. Not really a fan of the lip injections, though. <Shrug>
by Davest
July 27th, 2015, 11:52 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: VNA GET TOGETHER - New Jersey 13-15 - Exxxotica
Replies: 104
Views: 823

Re: VNA GET TOGETHER - New Jersey 13-15 - Exxxotica

So Dallas is the only weekend I am already busy in August and New Jersey is the only weekend I already have plans in November. Sad face. :(
by Davest
July 23rd, 2015, 8:45 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: NEW TO THE VNA & THE BOARD? New? Say Hello & Welcome!
Replies: 3460
Views: 29346

Re: NEW TO THE VNA & THE BOARD? New? Say Hello & Welcome!

If either of you are anywhere near Dallas, come on down to Exxxotica August 7th - 9th and hang out with the crew. You won't be sorry. Or, if New Jersey works for you, there'll be one there soon. Check the forum for details. There is a topic in Vicky's forum :walt: Can I lodge a formal complaint wit...
by Davest
July 19th, 2015, 9:29 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: HIGH LEVEL NEGOTIATIONS WITH A TOP SUPERSTAR TO JOIN VNA?
Replies: 586
Views: 5082

Re: HIGH LEVEL NEGOTIATIONS WITH A TOP SUPERSTAR TO JOIN VNA

Love Tasha! She did one scene with Jenna Presley for Evil Angel that is an all-time favorite of mine.
by Davest
July 11th, 2015, 10:12 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 1729
Views: 13449

Re: Joke Thread-CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY...

DrDave47 wrote:CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY...
Man who jump through screen door is liable to strain himself.

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
by Davest
June 29th, 2015, 5:36 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Jenna Jameson Good Day NY interview
Replies: 130
Views: 918

Re: Jenna Jameson Good Day NY interview

Ten years ago, most everyone had heard of Jenna, maybe even five years ago. Today, I'm not really sure porn HAS a face on mainstream publications.
by Davest
June 28th, 2015, 8:09 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: THE OFFICIAL VNA EXERCIZE & FITNESS DEPARTMENT...
Replies: 3495
Views: 22666

Re: THE OFFICIAL VNA EXERCIZE & FITNESS DEPARTMENT...

I'm gonna just leave this here with no comment...
stickyvicky wrote:I can't seem to say NO either!
by Davest
June 28th, 2015, 8:01 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: The Official "Artwork by Popeye Wong" Thread
Replies: 126
Views: 600

Re: The Official "Artwork by Popeye Wong" Thread

Wish I could have seen Mandy's show, but I was also out of town all week. My current project means I have been at home for less than 10 days in the last month. I guess I can't complain, I haven't had to travel much at all in the past 18 months, but I'm ready to stay home for a while. Love your art, ...
by Davest
June 14th, 2015, 2:09 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Best Shows on Netflix & Amazon!
Replies: 1018
Views: 9500

Re: Best Shows on Netflix

I tend to watch sitcoms on Netflix (love my ChromeCast). Things like Better off Ted and The IT Crowd and, of course, Archer.
by Davest
June 12th, 2015, 6:51 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: The Official "Artwork by Popeye Wong" Thread
Replies: 126
Views: 600

Re: The Official "Artwork by Popeye Wong" Thread

Awesome work, I will have to go back through the entire thread!