She said"the jokes on me" as I climbed on top of her in the missionary position.

Ihad a woman agree to meet me for a date on the 32nd of Never. Is that in the Jewish calendar or maybe Aztec or Mayan?

Some women use the nickname Danno for me, but they have different ways of saying it. Some say Dan- NO!, or Dan?.. No!, or if they're religious, Dan-Oh God no, or Dan-Oh Hell no.

I had a woman try to hit on me(with a baseball bat). It was my fault. I made eye contact with her.

Sunny told me when she wants sex in the worst way, she thinks of me. I am the worst she has had.

Sunny told me she thought we could have a good time together, if I was someone else.

women find me tolerable for 2-5 minutes. Guess I'd be perfect for speed dating.

with easter coming soon, I am thinking of making a candy rabbit for a bright sweet girl at the BR & call it a Sunny Honey Bunny. Wish I could be her honey bunny , but I figure if I'm lucky the best I can do is be her pet peeve.

I figure for me to have a chance with Sunny are very slim, espescially with her being bisexual. There would have to be no other men or women on earth, no electricity or batteries & Sunny would have to be extremnely horny & tired of just masturbating all the time. And still would probably onl...

I met a girl & we seemed to get along well for having just met. As we were parting she said I should give her a ring some time. I felt flattered, but said " Should we go out a few times first & get to know each other. I don't even know your ring size."

Q: like a Tootsie-Pop, how much licks to Sunny's pussy does it take to make her cum? A:Probably one if you can touch your forehead with your tongue: a few more if you are experienced & know what you are doing: & for me I could try for 2 hours or more & she probably feel like she sat on a...

God was giving out gender traits to Adam & Eve & he had two left. He asked"who wants to pee standing up?" Adam says" I do! I do!". God turns to Eve & says "All I have left is multiple orgasms."

Sunny is a dream girl. About the only time I get to see her is in my dreams.

I almost had a girlfriend once, but she got a dog instead.

Sunny wanted me to get her something that reminded her of me when she wanted great sex, so I gave her a houseplant & a vibrator.

Sunny wanted some jokes for her blogs so heres one to start: I got Sunny's pussy wet the first time I met her. I accidently spilled a drink in her lap.