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by DKPaine13
September 11th, 2017, 3:55 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Rant of the day!! - no apologies needed.
Replies: 123
Views: 1262

Re: Rant of the day!! - no apologies needed.

I was going to put this in the douchbag thread, but I think I'm the douchbag, so here it is. Saturday we were done our workout at 11, Tara and I were talking. I saw a car drive into our parking lot, 2 young guys got out, dressed so nicely, I knew they were mormans. I invited them in and gave them a...
by DKPaine13
September 10th, 2017, 9:56 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 1729
Views: 12548

Re: Joke Thread

After a few minutes perusing just the most recent posts in this thread, I've come to understand why your jokes are so legendary (infamous?), PeterL22. Thanks for making us smile! Now here's a joke from me... A man wanted to please his bitchy wife, but she was never happy with anything he did. When h...
by DKPaine13
September 10th, 2017, 9:53 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: The Vicky Vette XXX Fan Fiction Thread
Replies: 27
Views: 239

Re: The Vicky Vette XXX Fan Fiction Thread

hotjulie wrote:I started to read this yesterday while working, I had to stop, I was getting way to excited and had to settle down. I read this last night before I went to bed. Danm your awesome at bringing your words to life
Thanks, Julie!
by DKPaine13
September 9th, 2017, 5:05 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Cam show reviews
Replies: 547
Views: 2490

Re: Cam show reviews

Sounds good. Not being a mod, I've never really looked at that section, but I've wondered about the right place to post reviews/reactions following cam shows.
by DKPaine13
September 9th, 2017, 4:03 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Shaft's Strip Club Adventures
Replies: 115
Views: 1377

Re: Shaft's Strip Club Adventures

Awesome pic by DK...Shafty, this dude could give you a run for your money :goodpost: I take no credit for this. Jesse is a fucking force of nature. The way she hit that stage last night made Irma look like a spring shower. I just happened to get this pic taken when she was still amped up to 11 from...
by DKPaine13
September 9th, 2017, 1:15 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Shaft's Strip Club Adventures
Replies: 115
Views: 1377

Re: Shaft's Strip Club Adventures

I didn't have to drive far to meet Jesse Jane last night, but there's pretty much no distance I wouldn't travel to see her again!
by DKPaine13
September 9th, 2017, 11:53 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Vette Nation Weather Central!!!! How is Your Heat?
Replies: 5670
Views: 33919

Re: Vette Nation Weather Central!!!! How is Your Heat?

WalterB wrote:Update: Vicky and Rokkerr are on the road headed to Alabama. The storm continues to look like it's veering toward the west side of the state, so they decided to bug out. Safe travels, y'all.


This is very good news. Can't have our Commander washed out to sea!
by DKPaine13
September 8th, 2017, 5:32 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: The Vicky Vette XXX Fan Fiction Thread
Replies: 27
Views: 239

Re: The Vicky Vette XXX Fan Fiction Thread

Nice, Anthony_JK! Very hot! Thanks for posting it!
by DKPaine13
September 8th, 2017, 2:19 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Cam Schedule Last Minute Changes
Replies: 16104
Views: 103939

Re: Cam Schedule Last minute changes

WalterB wrote:Emily Rain has moved tonight's show out to 11 PM EDT. Admin Walt
Damn! I won't be able to catch it at 11, as I've got a "date" with Jesse Jane at the Vanity Gentlemen's Club tonight. Sorry, Emily, but Jesse's been on the calendar for a few months now. Can't stand her up.
by DKPaine13
September 7th, 2017, 10:39 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Cam Schedule Last Minute Changes
Replies: 16104
Views: 103939

Re: Cam Schedule Last minute changes

WalterB wrote:Once you vote the software will take over your computer and deactivate the "esc" button.
Diabolical, but clever.
by DKPaine13
September 7th, 2017, 9:55 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Site Issues? aka Where's Shanda Fay?
Replies: 6
Views: 54

Re: Site Issues? aka Where's Shanda Fay?

And now it works just fine on this computer, too. Disregard. Temporary technical issues, all resolved.
by DKPaine13
September 7th, 2017, 9:51 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Site Issues? aka Where's Shanda Fay?
Replies: 6
Views: 54

Re: Site Issues? aka Where's Shanda Fay?

EmilyRain wrote:Her site works just fine for me. Maybe, try refreshing?
Weird. I tried it on another computer and it does work just fine. Can't figure out why this laptop, which I've had for less than a week & has no issue with any other VNA site, won't bring up her page.
by DKPaine13
September 7th, 2017, 9:44 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Site Issues? aka Where's Shanda Fay?
Replies: 6
Views: 54

Site Issues? aka Where's Shanda Fay?

I know Shanda Fay's site was due for an update today, but the link is not working. Earlier, it just linked to a blank white page. Now it takes me to this message: "The resource you are looking for has been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable." I know this isn't Irm...
by DKPaine13
September 7th, 2017, 8:48 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: Cam Schedule Last Minute Changes
Replies: 16104
Views: 103939

Re: Cam Schedule Last minute changes

WalterB wrote:Well, it had to happen Vicky has had to cancel Sunday's show. Fucking hurricane. Admin Walt.

If I can get 137 votes, I will replace Vicky's show by dancing Boogie-Woogie naked in my living room to Johnny B. Goode.
If I vote for you, do I still have to watch?
by DKPaine13
September 7th, 2017, 7:53 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: The Vicky Vette XXX Fan Fiction Thread
Replies: 27
Views: 239

Re: The Vicky Vette XXX Fan Fiction Thread

Hot Lunch A Vicky Vette fanfic by D.K Paine Vicky went into the kitchen fully intending to fix Joe, the 19-year-old kid from next door, a cucumber sandwich and a glass of lemonade to enjoy when he finished mowing her grass. But seeing him out there working so hard, his bare chest glistening with sw...
by DKPaine13
September 7th, 2017, 6:14 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: The Vicky Vette XXX Fan Fiction Thread
Replies: 27
Views: 239

Re: The Vicky Vette XXX Fan Fiction Thread

Are you sure DK is not short for Dean Koontz? Other then your writing is xxx, you have his writing style with such detail! Bringing us right there, like we are sitting on a lounger ourselves enjoying up close and personal. I love it. I'm a lot like Dean Koontz, except for that whole "best-sell...
by DKPaine13
September 7th, 2017, 3:34 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: I give you: CristiAnnLive.com! NEW GIRL FOR YOU!
Replies: 18
Views: 179

Re: I give you: CristiAnnLive.com!

stickyvicky wrote:Me too! I cant wait ro get ger back here to do a 3 way with victoria banx.
Probably the thing that will cause my heart to give out once and for all: "Here lies D.K. He watched Vicky Vette, Cristi Ann, and Victoria Banx make a daisy chain."
by DKPaine13
September 7th, 2017, 3:32 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: It's Official Carmen is a .........
Replies: 7
Views: 86

Re: It's Official Carmen is a .........

She's a humanitarian, tending to all those hard dicks at once. Nobel prize time! :yeahbaby:
by DKPaine13
September 7th, 2017, 12:56 pm
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: The Vicky Vette XXX Fan Fiction Thread
Replies: 27
Views: 239

Re: The Vicky Vette XXX Fan Fiction Thread

Please post them AJK and Josh! Its the biggest compliment you can ever give me! Awesome that this thread is inspiring folks, and that the lady who gets us all hot & bothered fantasizing about her is on board! Thanks for all the positive feedback! I have another story I plan to post tonight or t...
by DKPaine13
September 7th, 2017, 1:05 am
Forum: VNA Chatter
Topic: In Praise of Daisy
Replies: 11
Views: 82

In Praise of Daisy

This thing where I fall head over heels for a new VNA Girl every other day is wearing me out... and I love it! But going forward, it may be a little harder for ladies I meet here for the first time to steal my heart, since it pretty much belongs to Daisy Destin after tonight's cam show. What a doll!...