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Don1464UK
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May 11th, 2012, 6:19 pm

:racing
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h0rnytoad1
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May 11th, 2012, 11:33 pm

Speaking of 69, that guy sure got an eye full

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bigger view of the whole bike. imagine how she's laying down on that bike. she had to have known when she saw the bike model before signing up. Who ever said Anne Hathaway isn't sexy sure doesn't know her too well ;)

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Well the movie is called Batman The Dark Knight Rises, now we know what makes "it" rise! lol
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May 12th, 2012, 9:10 am

This sign is standing in Bjerkheim....a little place a couple of miles south from me....
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May 12th, 2012, 1:41 pm

Steinar wrote:This sign is standing in Bjerkheim....a little place a couple of miles south from me....
that's allota bull, hehe lol

guess it means carefull hornybulls around
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May 12th, 2012, 4:08 pm

Thanko's USB Butt Cooler Cushion Revamped

http://www.everythingusb.com/thanko-usb ... 21566.html

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May 12th, 2012, 5:03 pm

:rofl:
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May 12th, 2012, 10:25 pm

This is for jokes, Don, not for true stuff. :rotffl: :nanah: :lmfao:
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May 13th, 2012, 9:31 pm

Please be careful. Watch your step!
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May 13th, 2012, 11:03 pm

I want to go to that station.
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May 14th, 2012, 12:40 am

It's very near Scotland, where the men are men, and the sheep are.....nervous.
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May 15th, 2012, 10:46 pm

Absolutely true! :hatsoff:
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May 16th, 2012, 3:49 am

Think! A Manchurian Suck up that never even ran a popcorn stand much less ever shot a BB gun.

"Hope & Change" is now "Disaster and Shame" most of the rest of the World!

More BIG Gov control and by 2013 Porn taxed and out of business if any vote for Chairman "O!"

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May 16th, 2012, 4:18 am

Mrs. O blames Big Mac's on fat minority kids. WTF???

Yet, have you ever seen a Pic or film clip of Chairman O and Mrs elite Mrs O at a Vegan eatery or healthy place.

NO, BBK ribs, hot dogs and burgers in order to get votes. Hippocrates jetting about at +$200 / hour of YOUR tax payer money to see Hollywood brain dead celebrities or go on the "View" and eat all of the "Fat food they can! Why talk about high gas or people out of WORK? FREE FUN!

Think, Think, Think! Here is logic attached!

Please get a grip on reality and heads out of the brain washed sand.

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May 16th, 2012, 7:36 am

Gee, Haven't seen trio in awhile. I wonder when they're coming back? :lmao: :rofl:
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May 16th, 2012, 1:38 pm

:rotffl:
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May 16th, 2012, 1:44 pm

Huuu... that reminds me of some terrible "Charles Bukowsky" nights in my past. :lmfao:

A good one, Don hehe :trophy :clap

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May 16th, 2012, 3:20 pm

LOL, I've "kinda" been there. In the Air Force, in 1963 - 64, I was sent to Thule Greenland. I pretty much enjoyed it, as this was an experience that not many people get to have. Of course, one thing they would do is bring in various performers via the USO. I don't remember the schedule, but, for example, they would appear at the Officers club for a few days, then the NCO club, then sometimes at the Airmens club.

There was a musical group that performed, maybe 4 guys and a "pretty" girl, who wore a costume that looked like a one-piece swimming suit. At that time I had been up there for several months, maybe more than 6. So I was definitely feeling the lack of beautiful women. I took my camera to the club, as many did. As she danced, I, of course, would snap pictures. I would generally "hold back" and try to get the most provocative poses - you know, like when she would do a high kick or something.

When I got the pictures back from developing (this was way before digital cameras,) I was pretty pleased with the results. There were definitely some in there that I wouldn't want Mom to see, but I might be "reviewing" under the covers with a flashlight, after lights out, :penisdance: :Idhitthat: :lmao:

Well, I finally packed the pictures away as I got close to rotation. Numerous years later, I ran across them. This was after I had been back in civilization for a year or two, and was "somewhat" reacclimated to beautiful women, especially those that didn't seem to need many clothes.

I pulled out those pictures and looked, hoping for some good memories. I hate talking down about people, but, man, I gotta say, that was one ugly woman. I swear, they must have hired her at Pimlico (a horse racing track over here.) I'm sorry. I looked at every one, and I swear, I could hear a horse whinny.

If you've seen Don's cartoon, where Mom says to Daughter, "Listen up, Darlene. The fact that there is even such a thing as ugly hookers tells you pretty much all you need to know about men," That pretty much covered my time in Greenland and for a couple months after I got home. :lmao:
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May 16th, 2012, 7:06 pm

Now that's what I call a good story Walt! :D Image

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May 16th, 2012, 7:57 pm

no matter how many times u watch this gif, he always misses

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May 17th, 2012, 10:08 am

She probably collapsed after the shoot from thirst. I bet they made him clean up the carpet too since that's the only thing he was able to hit.
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