Beware! If you cross the border of the USA...

[carl goldfinger]

I found this at twitter mentioned by Michael Fattorosi from https://twitter.com/pornlaw

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/clay-nikif ... _hp_ref=tw

Very interesting for the girls & boys from foreign countries... & not only the porn ppl...

I think it was worth to open up this thread to leave your experiences here & give some tips when you crossed, or will cross the US border.



Carl

[h0rnytoad1]

So what's the moral of the story?

hmm 1 woman, 6 guys.

me thinks she coulda had a much better time putting those condoms to good use

[stickyvicky]

Yeah if it was a porn movie, they'd all be fucking in the airport, lol... good plot...

The same thing used to happen to me, not that bad, but every time I went to England to visit Dave they put me through the wringer, a million questions, what I did for a living, how long would i be staying, how would I support myself while there, etc... it's very scary, they make you feel like you are guilty even if you're not!

[h0rnytoad1]

i think i remember a movie about this...

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and a joke

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a
plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it
between her legs. The man isn't sure he saw what she did, and decides
he is probably hallucinating.

A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and
gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He
can't believe that he's seeing what she's doing.

A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue
and gently wipes it between her legs yet again. The man has finally had all he can handle.

He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three
times you've taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! What kind
of signals are you sending me, or are you just trying to drive me
crazy?"

The woman replies, " I am sorry to have disturbed you, sir. I have a
rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man, now feeling bad, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking
for it?"

"Pepper", she replies.

[h0rnytoad1]

I found this at twitter mentioned by Michael Fattorosi from https://twitter.com/pornlaw

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/clay-nikif ... _hp_ref=tw

Very interesting for the girls & boys from foreign countries... & not only the porn ppl...

I think it was worth to open up this thread to leave your experiences here & give some tips when you crossed, or will cross the US border.



Carl

oh and btw carl, you don't have to worry about that happening, you're not a woman carrying condoms

[carl goldfinger]

Totally wrong,

not meaning me being a woman with condoms... but let the border patrol officers find some hardcore in your luggage...
I think then you are in hell
I don't know how they handle this here or in the USA, but for e.g. in Australia they won't let you in & you'll be recorded in their system forever!

So, I think, it's not a good idea if you carry a playboy in your hand or have some content from kink.com on your iPhone/iPad or NB.

Any other tips?



Carl

PS: Excellent joke , HT...but the wrong thread

[h0rnytoad1]

carl, when i came back from adultcon, i bought my sweetie some naughty things, they didn't stop me at all.

either come to canada, they have a sense of humor

or you can't believe everything you read in the papers/blogs/etc

[carl goldfinger]

I know, Canada & the Canadians are extraordinary special on the American continent :)

I feel sympathy

Is it the french / anglo mix that make them so relaxed?

To visit Canda is way simple (if you don't use the way through USA) but back to front,
I've heard from so many ppl that USA border patrol hadn't let Canadians in, dispite of a waiver.
Is it true that the US border patrol has access to Canadian crime archives?

If all countries would act like that I'm sure a lot of americans couldn't travell anymore.
They shouldn't wear their nose that high...

Carl

[stickyvicky]

Ask Amy Anderssen about getting into the USA, lol.. I think she may have some stories to tell... And SJ has some great one about going to Canada too...

[h0rnytoad1]

SJ can't come in Canada ?

i sense a pun in there...

[Fikachu]

I think it's ridiculous to get detained/interrogated at the border just for carrying condoms

[h0rnytoad1]

"I could not help but notice how often my lingerie and "sexy underwear" were mentioned"

hey maybe it was nice lingerie, who knows ? Maybe they were looking for a gift for their wives.

"how often the condoms they found were looked upon scathingly"

They musta not heard California wants to enforce condom laws in porn.

"and how most of the four male officers' questions pertained to both."

Boys will be boys !

"I was baffled as to why this was any of their business and unsure of what their objective was, other than fondling lady's undergarments."

They're perverts in Vermont ! low down dirty filthy good for nothing perverts i tell ya !

LOL

Hey winters are long up north, damn long. so you go through other people's clothes, it's something to do



Looking at things with another perspective than just what's written.


it is illegal to have certain sexual items in your possession in some states. Puritanical past rearing it's ugly head?

And plus, for the law to apply, she and her man would need to be doing something illegal in that particular state for it to apply. Not the "possibility" of it in the future, the law doesn't work like that or we'd all get arrested.

LOL

Ok true story, i got interrogated by the customs agent once last year, i had nothing to hide so i was cool and
it took only 40-45 minutes out of my time.

I get to the airport, give them my passport and ticket information, they tell me to go out back to a big room with other people, there was probably 25 people.A dad and his young kids, a mom and her kids, some other folks.

So i'm sitting there, 10 minutes pass, 20. The lady officer calls me over, puts on THE GLOVE, i'm like "cavity search ??"

No, just my luggage, 1 suitcase. i was like "oh, ok go ahead, look in there" all calm and cool, and she did. i answered all the questions calmly and as if it was nothing.

Tbh, i was more annoyed that i had to waste my time more than anything pff!

Considering i didn't bring anything but clothes and condoms but no lube. This time.

Waste of time and there wasn't even a cavity search damn it !



LOL

[Redd44]

This reminds me of the story I heard about a woman who had to be detained while her luggage was thoroughly searched. It seems there was something vibrating inside one of her suitcases......

[dave45]

I wonder what would have happened if the lady had been going to Navada?


Dave

[h0rnytoad1]

idk, why ?

[cgp99]

"Is it true that the US border patrol has access to Canadian crime archives?"- Yes, just like Canadian customs have access to American criminal records

Back when Toronto used to have adult film stars come from the US for feature dance appearances I heard all sorts of stories from the ladies about crossing the border into Canada. I don't envy what they have to go through sometimes.

[Redd44]

It's ironic that the border between the United States and Canada is the longest unguarded border shared by two countries.

[carl goldfinger]

I'm curious about what the border officers would say if they find someone with genital piercings in their detectors?

In hell



Carl

[cgp99]

The Canada/US land border is certainly an odd one. There are buildings, towns, farms, even park benches that sit directly on the border line.

Canada also has a water border with the country of France.

[stickyvicky]

I know there are people who's front yards are in the usa and back yards are in canada!