My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

[CGYMike]

I've read it 5 times and I can't stop laughing...hahahahahaha

[carl goldfinger]

Alright.... which one of you wrote THIS email?

"Hello I'm Damian and I was wondering how I may join the Sunny Lane fan club online? I have found out that I may be a male lesbian I am no longer attracted to strait females I'm into lesbian in a big way. I have eat my own seaman before I had though it taste like chicken I may not be gay all the way though I would like to have a three way sex some time I have been trying to meet up with a couple of lesbians but could not so I though I might ask Sunny for help? On how I may get my first lay? I also wanted to now how I may get a job as an AVN photography person. I may be reach at this Email DamianJ@zoominternet.net"

I think we should "transfer" him to Eva Lin... ... He can be the first & the founder of her fan club here in the VNA ... incl. taking screencaps (becoming a photographer trainee, first )

Carl

[hotjulie]

Is there anything that chicken doesn't taste like? I wonder how many guys it takes to marinate a chicken? That's a strange gangbang party, of course what else does a male lesbian have to do with his time

[stickyvicky]

just got this one:
hey nikki i wonder if you want to have sex with me has been watching all of your porn videos,
if you want to contact me at email cooling_cooling10@hotmail.com

[stickyvicky]

Also got this tweet today, even asking me to retweet it....
From @Akshay_91star "please RT :( I miss your scenes which I used to get for free"

[Gert-Jan]

Yeah, just read that tweet...

Speaking of free stuff.... did you hear about Pornhub promising to plant a tree for every 100 videos watched in the "big dick"-category?

[sugerdaddy]

Wow Vicky you seem to attract all kinds a cow dung on twitter. Free porn, If I was you I would tell this pirating ass hole to take a jump or man up and pay for your site. Its at a reasonable price for Gods sake.

[stickyvicky]

Hi,,l like sex and fuck milf woman,,so you,,my penis is 23 cm,and hard,,please sent me one picture of your cunt and biutifull tits,,,

[hotjulie]

Wow he's so charming, how can you resist him?

[sugerdaddy]

I agree Julie, the man did say please. LMFAO

[CGYMike]

23 cm. that's why I love the metric system. It makes average seem incredibly impressive. Hahahahahaha



Mike

[stickyvicky]

This came for Nikki today

send me your boobs picture bitch

Oh I was soooo tempted to write back, but I bit my tongue and just deleted it instead... it's just not worth it...

[WalterB]

Boy, some guys are soooo smooth.

[DrNick2014]

Whats a "boobs picture"? I mean I've seen pictures WITH boobs, but this guy seems to have some sick shit in mind. or he's a dumbass. You pick.

[rokkerr]

dear sir my name is malik mohammad jameel i am 24 years i like porn movies and i join porn industry as a porn acter please help me thanks

[Anthony_JK]

Some people just have too much time on their hands, do they??

"Send me your boobs picture, bitch"?!?!? Like, ever heard of this thing called Twitter, dude? It's amazing...they drop naked pics of Nikki all day!! Or...just send him a link to Nikki's join page and let him figure it out for himself.

I wish he had sent his own pic when he tried that nonsense, because I would have returned it with: "OK, since you asked so nicely, here's a nice boob pic." Attached with his own pic. Or..just send him a pic of Nikki showing off *one* boob and tell him if he wants the other one, he needs to subscribe like everyone else.

Oy vey.....freeloaders. *smdh*

[stickyvicky]

From: Brennan
Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2014 6:35 AM
To: info@VNAgirls.com
Subject: I Subscribed to all the newsletters

I hope their ain't no hidden fees because I'm skeptical when something says "free" because I noticed making a VNA account costs a shitload of money but I understand why it's priced that high I guess... but anyways I can't wait to see some free pics & clips.

I love you dirty girls.

Love Brennan

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The newsletters are free…
The sites are as low as $19.95 a month for access to over 4000 videos, 400,000 photos, 4000 camshow archives and 50 - 60 live shows per week… That's what you consider a shitload of money? In what world?
Love Vicky

[DrNick2014]

"Ain't No Hidden fees"...if that's the opener you're probably not dealing with the sharpest knife in the drawer.

[eddiemac2k14]

Hidden fees? Is he signing up for a porn site or a cell phone service?

From: Brennan
Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2014 6:35 AM
To: info@VNAgirls.com
Subject: I Subscribed to all the newsletters

I hope their ain't no hidden fees because I'm skeptical when something says "free" because I noticed making a VNA account costs a shitload of money but I understand why it's priced that high I guess... but anyways I can't wait to see some free pics & clips.

I love you dirty girls.

Love Brennan

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The newsletters are free…
The sites are as low as $19.95 a month for access to over 4000 videos, 400,000 photos, 4000 camshow archives and 50 - 60 live shows per week… That's what you consider a shitload of money? In what world?
Love Vicky

[stickyvicky]

Yeah but he was only signing up to the newsletters, lol..