JOKE OF THE DAY....

[h0rnytoad1]

[h0rnytoad1]

Wasn't what i was looking for but funny.

Found these on http://www.parentsguidetomyspace.com/re ... nyms.shtml
List of Senior Texting Acronyms that are pretty humorous.

ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Centre
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL/CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing/Can't get Up!
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
WTP - Where's the Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

[Kirstie]

Hahaha! I just noticed these. I work at a nursing home, so they are pretty funny. WTFA is pretty good. xD And OMSG. xD

[AussieSteve]

Agree with you Kirstie, many of those are so true to life when one works in Aged Care thanks for putting them up on the Board HT

[WalterB]

In baseball, stealing a bass is harder than it seems.

[Kirstie]

I don't think I want to know where you find all of this shit... xD

[CGYMike]

Just for fun I put "Stole a bass" into Google to see what it would come up with. It came up with this gem of the lovely and talented Nicole Bass of WWE fame who ripped off $1300.00 worth of groceries last month in Glendale. YIKES !!!! She's classically beautiful...and by classic I mean she looks like a 1940 Massey Ferguson tractor.

[Kirstie]

Are you sure she's a woman....? Dx I like muscle on a woman but not that much.... :S