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[CGYMike]

Holy Crap!! So my longshot RG3 is out for 8 weeks huh?? Good...now I can try to pick up my next bum on waivers from San Fransisco, Colin Kaepernick

I'm so excited to welcome him to my All-Star team

[WSJ689]

the hardest part of large leagues is keeping a team when injuries hit. QB's and RB's are the two worse positions for team alternating injuries

[danamend]

Do we need to start making your loser's trophy, Mike?

[CGYMike]

I'm already picking out a nice Fonts for the engraving

[CGYMike]

After this week's performance I'm thinking that I could use twin plunger trophies and use them as bookends...this week's team was all cock and no game...my general manager is giving me the heave-ho

[rokkerr]

Quite a week with a big come from behind by Vicky on Sunday AFTER she got a spanking on her ass for Eddie during her camshow because it seemed she was going to lose....

Sunny Lane... last years winner is 0-2 (getting beaten by Dominic) but has made some changes to her squad
Penny Pax picked up her first win of the season over Brigit
Lauren Phillips got drilled by Handcock (it lasted for only 32 seconds but who is counting)
Calgary Mike, who started out strong but creamed by George
Charlee Chase absolutely pegged Shaft into the next bedroom
Paul narrowly edged Corey
and somehow I fucking lost to Emily Rain.. wtf

3 undefeated teams left.... Emily, Dominic and Paul
3 teams without a win... Sunny, Corey and Eddie
10 teams all at 1-1

Anyone's ballgame... it's still early...

Next week I have Shaft... should be a walk in the park
Emily plays Vicky
Sunny is going up against Lauren
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[stickyvicky]

Haha kneel suckers!

[wshandcock]

Quite a week with a big come from behind by Vicky on Sunday AFTER she got a spanking on her ass for Eddie during her camshow because it seemed she was going to lose....

Sunny Lane... last years winner is 0-2 (getting beaten by Dominic) but has made some changes to her squad
Penny Pax picked up her first win of the season over Brigit
Lauren Phillips got drilled by Handcock (it lasted for only 32 seconds but who is counting)
Calgary Mike, who started out strong but creamed by George
Charlee Chase absolutely pegged Shaft into the next bedroom
Paul narrowly edged Corey
and somehow I fucking lost to Emily Rain.. wtf

3 undefeated teams left.... Emily, Dominic and Paul
3 teams without a win... Sunny, Corey and Eddie
10 teams all at 1-1

Anyone's ballgame... it's still early...

Next week I have Shaft... should be a walk in the park
Emily plays Vicky
Sunny is going up against Lauren
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I am just saying this 32 seconds with Lauren beats an hour with my hand

[CGYMike]

I'm looking forward my Week #3 matchup with Charlee this week. I hear that she enjoys a good spanking and I'm just the guy to give it to her...so bend over my knee Charlee..you're about to get a paddling

[rokkerr]

Week 3 the rich get richer.. the poor get poorer...
3 undefeated teams left.... Emily, Dominic and Paul
3 teams without a win... Sunny, Corey and Eddie
5 teams are 2-1
5 teams are 1-2

Emily beat Vicky... lucky she isn't banned from the VNA
Paul crushed Handcock's nuts
I whooped Shaft.. but of course I did
Charlee overcame the odds and beat up Calgary Mike who doesn't understand american football
Bridgit got the best of Corey up in Alaska
George got the best of Eddie
Dominic tea bagged Penny Pax
and Lauren pulled down Sunny Lane's panties

I am taking on Dominic next week...
Paul is taking on George and Emily has Corey... will any of the front runners take a loss?

[George B]

Despite the abysmal game from my QB Fitzgerald, who threw 6 interceptions (wtf!), I feel pretty good about the rest of my squad. I need to pick up some waivers for week4 if I'm going to beat Paul. Sammy Watkins, my WR2, has been nothing but dead weight so far, hopefully he can play this week and redeem himself, if not, I'm facing a few tough decisions.

[CGYMike]

I'm seriously considering taking up Fantasy Soccer in my future...I can't possibly do any worse !!!

[bridgitrowan]

So Vicki side bet?

[CGYMike]

I'm giving up Fantasy Football for something that I really understand......Women !! Hahahahahahaha

[rokkerr]

Week 4!!

Vicky got drilled with a big strap on by Bridgit
Handcock took it up the ass from Eddie who is no longer a win virgin
I was forced to smell Dommie's balls...
Charlee beat up on Lauren's holes
Corey drilled Emily to end his win virginity
George frankly didn't show up to his date with Paul
Penny tied up Shaft and smacked him around
Sunny Lane got her first win and stuck a dildo up Calgary Mike's ass...

EVERYONE has a win now
Paul and Dommy are 4-0
Charlee, Brigit and Emily are 3-0
I am sandwiched in between Lauren and Penny at 2-2
Everyone else is 1-3

.... BIG games coming up..
Vicky vs. Sunny
Charlee vs. undefeated Paul
Eddie Mac vs. undefeated Dommy
and since I am seeing Lauren this weekend at Nightmoves I really hope I drill her holes...

[George B]

My guys were snoozing this week. Easy win for Paul.

[rokkerr]

The league is back to being wide open with both undefeated teams going down it seems...

[CGYMike]

So one of my bench guys runs up 40 points this week...I am a fantasy football genius 1-4 here I come

[bridgitrowan]

So one of my bench guys runs up 40 points this week...I am a fantasy football genius 1-4 here I come

I just hate when the bench does better.

[rokkerr]

Week 5.. a weekend of suprises... with both undefeated teams taking in the ass...

Sunny fucked Vicky with a big strap on to pick up her second win
Emily buttfucked Handcock (and for some reason he liked it)
I didn't have enough to fill up Lauren's holes
Charlee pointed out that Paul didn't have enough in his pants to beat her (losing his first)
Shaft boned Corey
Dominic got abused by Brigit to lose his first game of the season
Penny slammed Calgary Mike back to Canada
George got analized by Tom Brady (who gave Eddie his first win)

Now 5 teams at 4-1
2 teams at 3-2
5 teams at 2-3
4 teams at 1-4

BIG matchups next week...
Dom and Paul face off at 4=1
Charlee takes on Vicky
Penny and Lauren go at it