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George B
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October 11th, 2016, 9:39 am

I was cheering for Brady the whole time :rotffl:
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WalterB
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October 11th, 2016, 1:52 pm

Yeah, Brady won against a 1 - 4 team. Lots of surprises there, lol.
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danamend
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October 11th, 2016, 7:02 pm

Sorry Walt, the Browns are 0-5, not that it matters lol.
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WalterB
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October 11th, 2016, 8:41 pm

I thought I saw 1-4 somewhere. OldFart vision, ya know. :lmao:
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CGYMike
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October 14th, 2016, 8:20 pm

I left a friggin' guy on the bench two weeks in a row!! I totally suck at this fantasy stuff. If Rokkerr and his Big Balls beats me by a hair this week I'm taking my bitch-ass out behind the woodshed and whupp my own azz !!! :lost: :no: :wtf:
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WalterB
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October 14th, 2016, 9:43 pm

Connie, got your camera handy? :rotffl:
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rokkerr
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October 17th, 2016, 1:35 pm

Fuck.. if I lose to Calgary Mike I might have to move back to England in shame...
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WalterB
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October 17th, 2016, 5:12 pm

If that happens, you can't take Vicky with you. My son is Border Patrol. I'll put the word out to keep an eye on you. :rotffl: :nanah: :yeahbaby:
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CGYMike
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October 17th, 2016, 11:43 pm

By the hair on my chinny chin chin victory is mine :yeahbaby: ....and now in case you have forgotten the words Dave let me help you out:

“God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen,
God save The Queen:
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save The Queen"
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rokkerr
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October 18th, 2016, 8:07 am

I will be doing the walk of shame in New Jersey... :gay:

Week 6 is in the books...

Charlee took some punishment from Vicky
Brigit slapped Handcock around
I took it up the butt from Calgary Mike
Sunny Lane beat up on her own website member Corey
George tied up Emily Rain & spanked her
Lauren shoved a big dildo up Penny's twat
Dominic reduced Paul's penis size
Shaft didn't show up for his Eddie beating who is showing EVERYONE that having a Dallas quarterback isn't a joke

Brigit and Dominic at 5-1
Charlee, Emily, Lauren & Paul at 4-2
George Penny Sunny & Eddie at 3-3
Vicky & me at 2-4
Corey & Handcock at both at the bottom..... 1-5 (just like Cam Newton)

Big game of the week? Brigit and Dominic square off - one team will be 6-1.... the other, back to reality... :ohthedrama:
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EmilyRain
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October 18th, 2016, 8:46 am

Sweet! I am still holding 2nd. place!!!!I thought for sure I would go down a notch after last night. Look out.....I'm sneaking through!! :yeahbaby:
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WalterB
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October 18th, 2016, 1:09 pm

I have absolutely no idea what any of that means (and I'm a guy! I should be ready for some football, :lmao: ) but I sure enjoy watching everyone bouncing around.

Now if we could only get Carrie Underwood to come here and do the Sunday Night Football theme (I still prefer Hank Williams "Are You Ready For Some Football," but not for his pretty legs. :lmao: )

This is where it started.


Hank turned it into this. I have a VHS tape somewhere with about 20 - 30 versions of this on it. I need to find it.


Then, after "Pink" (didn't last long) and Faith Hill (not bad,) came Carrie Underwood. This version is from a Miranda Lambert song. Miranda and Carrie do a great live version in concert. Do I like it because there's fucking legs everywhere? Wait, there's LEGS?


And, finally, that became this:
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bridgitrowan
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October 20th, 2016, 11:13 am

Wow I finally had internet last night how did I beat you Handcock? Yea jump for joy something going good for me.
"Be the person your dog thinks you are." J. W. Stephens
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CGYMike
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October 23rd, 2016, 12:14 pm

I've decided that for next week's team I am going to do "Opposite George"

Whatever looks good on paper will be switched to the exact opposite...I might have a shot then

Friggin' New York Giants !!! aakkkkkkkk


:lost:
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WalterB
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October 23rd, 2016, 12:54 pm

FEE - FI - FO - FUN, I smell the blood of a CanadiUN! (said the Giants, :lmao: )
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rokkerr
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October 25th, 2016, 7:02 am

Week 7 is in the books!

I got my balls crushed by Vicky Vette (why the fuck didn't I play my backup QB... I must have wanted my balls squeezed)
Handock got punished by Sunny Lane for even thinking he was a man.
Charlee Chase laughed at George's balls
Penny Pax took care of Corey
Mike from Calgary shafted Shaft
Brigit just DESTROYED Mr 5-1 Dom
Lauren pegged Paul
Emily Rain toyed with Eddie

:yeahbaby:

BRIDGIT is your NEW #1 at 6-1
Close behind at 5-2... Emily, Lauren, Dom and Charlee
Still in the hunt at 4-3... Sunny, Penny and Paul
... in the rear.. Vicky & George at 3-4,
me and Shaft at 2-5
and last but not least the man I love to rib... Handcock with Corey at 1-6

Biggest match up coming this week? Bridgit (who now has a target on her back) vs. Lauren's Holes...
.. will she be back in the pack by the end of the weekend? :feedbackplease:
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George B
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October 25th, 2016, 10:04 am

rokkerr wrote:Week 7 is in the books!
Charlee Chase laughed at George's balls
:rotffl:
Injury seriously deflated my team this week. My QB, Hoyer, is done for the season after sustaining a fractured forearm. OBJ has a bye this week, not that he's done much aside from week6 and acting a damn fool, so I'm looking at a point deficit this week regardless of who I sub in.
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CGYMike
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October 26th, 2016, 10:03 pm

Emily is about to give my Gamecocks a colonoscopy...man I cannot field a decent team this week...I had 5 guys on a bye week. My lineup consists of a quarterback, a trainer, a team doctor, and 2 waterboys

:lost: :cheerleader:
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wshandcock
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October 27th, 2016, 11:07 am

rokkerr wrote:Week 7 is in the books!

I got my balls crushed by Vicky Vette (why the fuck didn't I play my backup QB... I must have wanted my balls squeezed)
Handock got punished by Sunny Lane for even thinking he was a man.
Charlee Chase laughed at George's balls
Penny Pax took care of Corey
Mike from Calgary shafted Shaft
Brigit just DESTROYED Mr 5-1 Dom
Lauren pegged Paul
Emily Rain toyed with Eddie

:yeahbaby:

BRIDGIT is your NEW #1 at 6-1
Close behind at 5-2... Emily, Lauren, Dom and Charlee
Still in the hunt at 4-3... Sunny, Penny and Paul
... in the rear.. Vicky & George at 3-4,
me and Shaft at 2-5
and last but not least the man I love to rib... Handcock with Corey at 1-6

Biggest match up coming this week? Bridgit (who now has a target on her back) vs. Lauren's Holes...
.. will she be back in the pack by the end of the weekend? :feedbackplease:

Good thing I hve big ribs Dave :) , it has been a brutal seson for me , who's idea was this any way o yeah mine :fail: :fail: :fail:
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EmilyRain
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October 27th, 2016, 12:25 pm

CGYMike wrote:Emily is about to give my Gamecocks a colonoscopy...man I cannot field a decent team this week...I had 5 guys on a bye week. My lineup consists of a quarterback, a trainer, a team doctor, and 2 waterboys

:lost: :cheerleader:
I will let you know what I find....give you a clean bill of health.......OR nice ass cleaning....to clean out your system ....teehee.

I am loving this shit! I am FIRMLY in 2nd. until I creep up TOP! :yeahbaby: :nanah:
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