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- CGYMike
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I left a friggin' guy on the bench two weeks in a row!! I totally suck at this fantasy stuff. If Rokkerr and his Big Balls beats me by a hair this week I'm taking my bitch-ass out behind the woodshed and whupp my own azz !!!
Kicking Ass and Taking Names :)
- CGYMike
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By the hair on my chinny chin chin victory is mine ....and now in case you have forgotten the words Dave let me help you out:
“God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen,
God save The Queen:
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save The Queen"
“God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen,
God save The Queen:
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save The Queen"
Kicking Ass and Taking Names :)
- rokkerr
- Army Chief of Staff "Number One"
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I will be doing the walk of shame in New Jersey...
Week 6 is in the books...
Charlee took some punishment from Vicky
Brigit slapped Handcock around
I took it up the butt from Calgary Mike
Sunny Lane beat up on her own website member Corey
George tied up Emily Rain & spanked her
Lauren shoved a big dildo up Penny's twat
Dominic reduced Paul's penis size
Shaft didn't show up for his Eddie beating who is showing EVERYONE that having a Dallas quarterback isn't a joke
Brigit and Dominic at 5-1
Charlee, Emily, Lauren & Paul at 4-2
George Penny Sunny & Eddie at 3-3
Vicky & me at 2-4
Corey & Handcock at both at the bottom..... 1-5 (just like Cam Newton)
Big game of the week? Brigit and Dominic square off - one team will be 6-1.... the other, back to reality...
Week 6 is in the books...
Charlee took some punishment from Vicky
Brigit slapped Handcock around
I took it up the butt from Calgary Mike
Sunny Lane beat up on her own website member Corey
George tied up Emily Rain & spanked her
Lauren shoved a big dildo up Penny's twat
Dominic reduced Paul's penis size
Shaft didn't show up for his Eddie beating who is showing EVERYONE that having a Dallas quarterback isn't a joke
Brigit and Dominic at 5-1
Charlee, Emily, Lauren & Paul at 4-2
George Penny Sunny & Eddie at 3-3
Vicky & me at 2-4
Corey & Handcock at both at the bottom..... 1-5 (just like Cam Newton)
Big game of the week? Brigit and Dominic square off - one team will be 6-1.... the other, back to reality...
wearing my cockring 24 hours a day
Sweet! I am still holding 2nd. place!!!!I thought for sure I would go down a notch after last night. Look out.....I'm sneaking through!!
- WalterB
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I have absolutely no idea what any of that means (and I'm a guy! I should be ready for some football, ) but I sure enjoy watching everyone bouncing around.
Now if we could only get Carrie Underwood to come here and do the Sunday Night Football theme (I still prefer Hank Williams "Are You Ready For Some Football," but not for his pretty legs. )
This is where it started.
Hank turned it into this. I have a VHS tape somewhere with about 20 - 30 versions of this on it. I need to find it.
Then, after "Pink" (didn't last long) and Faith Hill (not bad,) came Carrie Underwood. This version is from a Miranda Lambert song. Miranda and Carrie do a great live version in concert. Do I like it because there's fucking legs everywhere? Wait, there's LEGS?
And, finally, that became this:
Now if we could only get Carrie Underwood to come here and do the Sunday Night Football theme (I still prefer Hank Williams "Are You Ready For Some Football," but not for his pretty legs. )
This is where it started.
Hank turned it into this. I have a VHS tape somewhere with about 20 - 30 versions of this on it. I need to find it.
Then, after "Pink" (didn't last long) and Faith Hill (not bad,) came Carrie Underwood. This version is from a Miranda Lambert song. Miranda and Carrie do a great live version in concert. Do I like it because there's fucking legs everywhere? Wait, there's LEGS?
And, finally, that became this:
I can resist everything except temptation.
- bridgitrowan
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Wow I finally had internet last night how did I beat you Handcock? Yea jump for joy something going good for me.
"Be the person your dog thinks you are." J. W. Stephens
- CGYMike
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I've decided that for next week's team I am going to do "Opposite George"
Whatever looks good on paper will be switched to the exact opposite...I might have a shot then
Friggin' New York Giants !!! aakkkkkkkk
Whatever looks good on paper will be switched to the exact opposite...I might have a shot then
Friggin' New York Giants !!! aakkkkkkkk
Kicking Ass and Taking Names :)
- rokkerr
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Week 7 is in the books!
I got my balls crushed by Vicky Vette (why the fuck didn't I play my backup QB... I must have wanted my balls squeezed)
Handock got punished by Sunny Lane for even thinking he was a man.
Charlee Chase laughed at George's balls
Penny Pax took care of Corey
Mike from Calgary shafted Shaft
Brigit just DESTROYED Mr 5-1 Dom
Lauren pegged Paul
Emily Rain toyed with Eddie
BRIDGIT is your NEW #1 at 6-1
Close behind at 5-2... Emily, Lauren, Dom and Charlee
Still in the hunt at 4-3... Sunny, Penny and Paul
... in the rear.. Vicky & George at 3-4,
me and Shaft at 2-5
and last but not least the man I love to rib... Handcock with Corey at 1-6
Biggest match up coming this week? Bridgit (who now has a target on her back) vs. Lauren's Holes...
.. will she be back in the pack by the end of the weekend?
I got my balls crushed by Vicky Vette (why the fuck didn't I play my backup QB... I must have wanted my balls squeezed)
Handock got punished by Sunny Lane for even thinking he was a man.
Charlee Chase laughed at George's balls
Penny Pax took care of Corey
Mike from Calgary shafted Shaft
Brigit just DESTROYED Mr 5-1 Dom
Lauren pegged Paul
Emily Rain toyed with Eddie
BRIDGIT is your NEW #1 at 6-1
Close behind at 5-2... Emily, Lauren, Dom and Charlee
Still in the hunt at 4-3... Sunny, Penny and Paul
... in the rear.. Vicky & George at 3-4,
me and Shaft at 2-5
and last but not least the man I love to rib... Handcock with Corey at 1-6
Biggest match up coming this week? Bridgit (who now has a target on her back) vs. Lauren's Holes...
.. will she be back in the pack by the end of the weekend?
wearing my cockring 24 hours a day
rokkerr wrote:Week 7 is in the books!
Charlee Chase laughed at George's balls
Injury seriously deflated my team this week. My QB, Hoyer, is done for the season after sustaining a fractured forearm. OBJ has a bye this week, not that he's done much aside from week6 and acting a damn fool, so I'm looking at a point deficit this week regardless of who I sub in.
- CGYMike
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Emily is about to give my Gamecocks a colonoscopy...man I cannot field a decent team this week...I had 5 guys on a bye week. My lineup consists of a quarterback, a trainer, a team doctor, and 2 waterboys
Kicking Ass and Taking Names :)
- wshandcock
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- Joined: January 22nd, 2013, 11:09 pm
- Location: New York City
rokkerr wrote:Week 7 is in the books!
I got my balls crushed by Vicky Vette (why the fuck didn't I play my backup QB... I must have wanted my balls squeezed)
Handock got punished by Sunny Lane for even thinking he was a man.
Charlee Chase laughed at George's balls
Penny Pax took care of Corey
Mike from Calgary shafted Shaft
Brigit just DESTROYED Mr 5-1 Dom
Lauren pegged Paul
Emily Rain toyed with Eddie
BRIDGIT is your NEW #1 at 6-1
Close behind at 5-2... Emily, Lauren, Dom and Charlee
Still in the hunt at 4-3... Sunny, Penny and Paul
... in the rear.. Vicky & George at 3-4,
me and Shaft at 2-5
and last but not least the man I love to rib... Handcock with Corey at 1-6
Biggest match up coming this week? Bridgit (who now has a target on her back) vs. Lauren's Holes...
.. will she be back in the pack by the end of the weekend?
Good thing I hve big ribs Dave :) , it has been a brutal seson for me , who's idea was this any way o yeah mine
I will let you know what I find....give you a clean bill of health.......OR nice ass cleaning....to clean out your system ....teehee.CGYMike wrote:Emily is about to give my Gamecocks a colonoscopy...man I cannot field a decent team this week...I had 5 guys on a bye week. My lineup consists of a quarterback, a trainer, a team doctor, and 2 waterboys
I am loving this shit! I am FIRMLY in 2nd. until I creep up TOP!