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rokkerr
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November 22nd, 2016, 5:32 pm

Week 11 and we have a NEW #1... Brigit has a target on her back...

Vicky's tits got squeezed over by Mike from Calgary
Handcock got piledrived by Dommy
I lost AGAIN to Eddie
Charlee smeared the lipstick off Emily
Lauren stuck a butt plug up Corey's bum
George got a finger in his rectum from Shaft
Paul went missionary on Penny
Brigit bitch slapped Sunny

.... annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd.... I have lost 8 straight and and am proudly on the bottom :fail:

Brigit is #1 and 9-2
Teams at 8-3.... Charlee, Paul, Emily and Dominic (only 3 of those teams can advance)
6-5 Vicky, Eddie, Lauren
5-6 Penny, Sunny
4-7 Calgary Mike
3-6 Handcock, Shaft and Corey

It's a 5 team race for 4 spots...

2-8 MEEEEEEE
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November 22nd, 2016, 6:02 pm

Shafted again!

I have the worst luck, I lost 3 players to injury this week.
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November 23rd, 2016, 10:00 am

Nice to see I'm snuggly back into 2nd. place. I have kept that spot nice and toasty warm the whole season with the exception of my brief stay in the top spot last week. I have had a blast this season!!!
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November 28th, 2016, 11:17 pm

By the skin of my teeth (yea I know that they are fake) I eekkkkk out a win over George...the streak is at 2 but will be short lived. The dog days of December are upon me. It's all downhill from here :truce :50:
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November 28th, 2016, 11:26 pm

CGYMike wrote:By the skin of my teeth (yea I know that they are fake) I eekkkkk out a win over George...the streak is at 2 but will be short lived. The dog days of December are upon me. It's all downhill from here :truce :50:
Don't count your Gamecocks yet, my runningback W. Smallwood might still turn the tide, 2 minutes left in Q4

EDIT: Alas, Wendell's wood was too small. Good game Mike. :clap

Losing streak continues...next week I get dominated by Sunny, can't wait :blushing:
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November 30th, 2016, 11:03 am

I need to go check out my roster my players were dropping like flies with injuries. I actually got to watch part of the Seattle game Sunday on TV woot but then had to go to work.
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December 1st, 2016, 7:54 am

Week 12 is in the books!!

I am on a magical 9 game losing streak...

Eddie slid a big fat one into Vicky
Handcock pummelled Lauren's holes
Emily had no pity on my ass
Charlee slapped around Shaft
Paul gave Corey the finger
George lost to a Canadian??!?!?!
Brigit slid by Penny
Sunny got analized by Dominic

Brigit 10-2
9-3 Charlee, Paul, Emily & Dominic
7-5 Eddie
6-6 Vicky & Lauren
5-7 Penny & Sunny & Calgary Mike
4-8 Handcock & George
3-9 Corey, Shaft
2-10 Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

5 teams in the running for the playoffs with 2 HUGE WEEKS to decide it...
Charlee has maybe a must win game against Brigit
Emily and Dominic have a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE showdown
Is this the week I finally get a win against playoff chasing Paul?
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December 1st, 2016, 10:05 am

I'm going to equate this football season to how the Cleveland Browns must feel every year.
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December 1st, 2016, 1:46 pm

Don't diss the Browns, Mike. I mean, after all, they're always looking up - you know, to 15th place??? :rotffl:
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December 1st, 2016, 5:10 pm

I am excited and as ready as I am ever going to be....taking on Dominic this week...working towards the playoffs!
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December 4th, 2016, 4:16 pm

I am not sending Colin Kaepernick a Christmas Card this year !!!

I'm benching you too...signed Santa :fail:
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December 4th, 2016, 5:35 pm

CGYMike wrote:I am not sending Colin Kaepernick a Christmas Card this year !!!

I'm benching you too...signed Santa :fail:

How does a dude go 1-5 in a game??????????? I thought you were a lock for a win :ohthedrama:
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December 6th, 2016, 10:07 am

rokkerr wrote:
CGYMike wrote:I am not sending Colin Kaepernick a Christmas Card this year !!!

I'm benching you too...signed Santa :fail:

How does a dude go 1-5 in a game??????????? I thought you were a lock for a win :ohthedrama:
I just benched his sorry azz for the rest of the season. How do you go from a 50 point week to 2.6???

Next year my FF league team is going to have a lot of hockey players on it
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December 13th, 2016, 10:39 pm

Well congrats to the final 4 standing this season :

Semi-Final Week

Bridget takes on Dominic
Emily goes up against Paul

In case anyone is wondering here's the final standings for the season

Good Luck to the combatants and may the best Lady or Gent win :redcard:
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December 14th, 2016, 7:33 pm

come on team......mamma needs a new winter coat.
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December 15th, 2016, 10:30 am

Exciting!! Girls against the guys this round....girl power!!!! :yeahbaby:

Bring this mama that Trophy!!!
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December 20th, 2016, 9:34 am

It's all down to Emily vs. Dom

Emily beat Dom earlier this year... good luck to you both
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December 20th, 2016, 12:18 pm

Did you miss yesterday's VNA game? Seattle vs the VNA Temptations? If so, you can watch the rerun here.

I can resist everything except temptation.
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December 21st, 2016, 10:32 am

WalterB wrote:Did you miss yesterday's VNA game? Seattle vs the VNA Temptations? If so, you can watch the rerun here.

That's amazing how hard they are actually hitting each other..
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December 21st, 2016, 1:03 pm

Yeah, they're not "pussyfooting" around, no pun intended, lol.
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