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November 15th, 2016, 1:27 pm

Is this for real? http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/wo ... ck-8988075 How could it go so far in? Scary!
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November 15th, 2016, 2:36 pm

BBQ prongs?! Ew!!!
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November 15th, 2016, 2:43 pm

Poor gal, definitely learned her lesson. Flared ends are important. I'm not a doctor, but I imagine ER nurses probably have to deal with this kind of incident on a regular basis; I've heard some horror stories about improvised toys.
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November 15th, 2016, 3:46 pm

yeah but vaginal vibes don't have flared ends and we don't lose them... how could this happen? Did she fall on it? lol... what the hell!
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November 15th, 2016, 3:54 pm

It is one of the craziest I have heard. I have had a GYN doctor tell me of being called into the ER cause they have a lady who has a glass candle stuck in her pussy. Made for an interesting nite.

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November 15th, 2016, 4:49 pm

stickyvicky wrote:yeah but vaginal vibes don't have flared ends and we don't lose them... how could this happen? Did she fall on it? lol... what the hell!
Got to use the right tool for the job, especially with anal. Slippery toys, slippery hands, no flared end = accident waiting to happen. I'm sure the drinking didn't help.
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November 15th, 2016, 8:51 pm

On a side note, it's good to see the mirror maintain high journalistic standards, lol.
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November 15th, 2016, 10:06 pm

Saw this a while back. TLC used to have a show Sex Sent Me to the ER, had crazy stories about sex accidents that sent people to the ER.
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January 19th, 2017, 2:28 pm

I wouldn't believe much the Mirror publish. Awful sensationalist newspaper.
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January 20th, 2017, 12:13 pm

That may be, Junglist. but its still funny, don't you think? :lmao:

"Emma said embarrassment shouldn't stop people from seeking medical help...." No, but shouldn't it stop you from broadcasting your mug all over the internet? If something like that happened to me, (and, it won't, :lmao: ) no one would ever know about it. :help: :rotffl:
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January 21st, 2017, 7:41 am

Totally agree with you Walt. What stupid thig to do, now every idiot in the UK will know who she is.
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February 9th, 2017, 4:46 am

Best/worse one I saw was a guy with a pint milk bottle stuck in same place - guess that's why we have cartons now!
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