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March 11th, 2017, 7:44 pm

LaurenPhillips wrote:NEW QUESTION:

WHAT IS THE BIGGEST THING YOU'VE SEEN SOMEONE PUT IN THEIR ASS?
Well it's in the neighbourhood, but I saw a dude stick his entire head in a lady's V-JJ once...i haven't been the same ever since

...but as I recall I think I saw another goddess attempt to insert a bowling pin in her backdoor once...I think she got a spare :goodpost:
Kicking Ass and Taking Names :) :goodpost:
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March 11th, 2017, 10:57 pm

LaurenPhillips wrote:NEW QUESTION:

What do you prefer forest, bush, landing strip, or shaved?? Or you are on the adventurous side with shapes?
i like full bush...but really its girls choice
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March 12th, 2017, 12:10 pm

NEW QUESTION:

What TV show do you think should be made into a parody??
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March 12th, 2017, 12:48 pm

Going back a ways, has anyone done "Happy Days?" (Have you even heard of Happy Days, kid? :lmao: )

You would make a great Mrs C, fucking the brains out of Fonzie. Then Carmen could play Joannie. CGYMike could play Ralph Malph and GeorgeB could be Potsie. Rokkerr would be Mr C, and maybe Carl would be Richie.

When Mr C, Potsie and Richie come home and find Ralph fucking Joannie on the couch, they all take Joannie upstairs where they find Fonzie fucking Mrs C. They tie both the ladies in very provocative positions and proceed to take turns with them, fucking them both until they quiver and shake and moan loudly, finally exploding in an orgasmic delight of sexual satisfaction.

Now, let's see. Who could we get to play the part of Arthur Fonzarelli? What virule, hot-blooded, good-looking Texan could we get to play Fonzie? :lmfao: :yeahbaby: :Idhitthat: :whome: :rofl:
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March 12th, 2017, 4:25 pm

LaurenPhillips wrote:
George B wrote:
LaurenPhillips wrote:NEW QUESTION:
I want that toy SOOOO BAD!!!
I highly recommend it, or any of nJoy pieces for that matter, top quality stuff if you can invest the money.

:yeahbaby:
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March 14th, 2017, 11:14 am

Can You Tell When a Girl is Faking a Orgasm?
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March 14th, 2017, 1:49 pm

I guess I technically can't answer but I've never faked an orgasm. I either have one or I don't. I don't hide that fact. xD
Show me your kitties. >:D
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March 14th, 2017, 3:34 pm

LaurenPhillips wrote:NEW QUESTION:

What TV show do you think should be made into a parody??
Leave it Beaver! Eddie seduces June Cleaver!
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March 14th, 2017, 3:35 pm

Eddie is spanking the Beav. June says,"Eddie, don't spank the beaver!"
I can resist everything except temptation.
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March 20th, 2017, 12:14 pm

WWE tried that in the Attitude Era, They had one of the Headbangers, whose real name was Chaz, do with his girlfriend the gimmick Beaver Cleavage and Mrs. Cleavage, vignettes were him dress in the Beaver outfit, asking for stuff like eating cereal and needing Milk and her bending over with milk, you could of course see her boobs and some dirty joke about with him doing the Beaver smile. It didn't last long and neither did his relationship with his girlfriend.
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March 20th, 2017, 12:15 pm

Nope I really can't tell but I can't tell when anyone is flirting with me either.
What makes you smile?
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Let me in!
We don’t belong here.
What happened to you was such a tragedy.
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March 20th, 2017, 6:17 pm

Walt, hate to break it to ya, but Happy Days has not only been done... it was done 8 years ago.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1511495/

Here's the trailer.


WalterB wrote:Going back a ways, has anyone done "Happy Days?" (Have you even heard of Happy Days, kid? :lmao: )

You would make a great Mrs C, fucking the brains out of Fonzie. Then Carmen could play Joannie. CGYMike could play Ralph Malph and GeorgeB could be Potsie. Rokkerr would be Mr C, and maybe Carl would be Richie.

When Mr C, Potsie and Richie come home and find Ralph fucking Joannie on the couch, they all take Joannie upstairs where they find Fonzie fucking Mrs C. They tie both the ladies in very provocative positions and proceed to take turns with them, fucking them both until they quiver and shake and moan loudly, finally exploding in an orgasmic delight of sexual satisfaction.

Now, let's see. Who could we get to play the part of Arthur Fonzarelli? What virule, hot-blooded, good-looking Texan could we get to play Fonzie? :lmfao: :yeahbaby: :Idhitthat: :whome: :rofl:
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March 21st, 2017, 2:02 am

I knew that had been made, couldn't remember when.
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March 21st, 2017, 5:36 am

LaurenPhillips wrote:Can You Tell When a Girl is Faking a Orgasm?
I usually tell a girl not to make the noises and scream and such.
Then, when there is a grunt or a face made, it's honest.
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May 13th, 2017, 11:07 pm

Speaking of real orgasms, Lauren I've been watching your scenes with Nina Hartley over at Nina.com. Such a simple, low-key and carefree atmosphere, how awesome was that to shoot?
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August 16th, 2017, 2:24 am

LaurenPhillips wrote:NEW QUESTION:

What TV show do you think should be made into a parody??

surprise there isnt and Empire one already

now that there a new female doctor who...that could be good staring you

LaurenPhillips wrote:Can You Tell When a Girl is Faking a Orgasm?
The real question is

DO I CARE

just kidding. No I cant tell But havent been with a ton of women..to test that theory out. Since i can stick around for a while.
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