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- WalterB
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You just saw a pretty dang good ball game, Mike. What I can't understand is why they don't play that tough or aggressive for the whole game.
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One way to end a holiday... getting off your flight naked, disruptive and being tasered by police!!
One way to end a holiday... getting off your flight naked, disruptive and being tasered by police!!
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- CGYMike
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I can't beat Rokkerr's post..you can't beat a naked dude on a plane, but I'll put this up because all the best stories some out of Florida where this dumbass kid got himself stuck in a claw machine in Titusville Florida.
The best part of the story is that it took place a a place called Beef O'Brady's....ya gotta love that !!! ...a fine Irish drinkin' hole that serves brisket !!!
The best part of the story is that it took place a a place called Beef O'Brady's....ya gotta love that !!! ...a fine Irish drinkin' hole that serves brisket !!!
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- hennar2017
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Yes CGYMike, that even made it to my little local paper. What I can't figure out is where were the parents?
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Then again getting arrested for throwing a Cuban sandwich in a 7-11 is pretty awesome...
Then again getting arrested for throwing a Cuban sandwich in a 7-11 is pretty awesome...
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- rokkerr
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What's so wrong with working out in the buff?????????
What's so wrong with working out in the buff?????????
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- CGYMike
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OK....Is it just me or is every crazy person who lives south of the 49th currently living in Florida? (Washington DC exempt)
Those last two stories, although completely different, both made me laugh for completely different reasons.
Come on Florida...get your S#!t together !!!! hahahaha
Those last two stories, although completely different, both made me laugh for completely different reasons.
Come on Florida...get your S#!t together !!!! hahahaha
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- CGYMike
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....and while trying to tell Connie this story tears rolled down my cheeks...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/ala ... ery-742903
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- rokkerr
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Not only will assault due to aggravated captn crunch circumstances going to be on that dudes record for the rest of his life BUT he will likely be denied entrance to Canada which stops people at the border with serial problems...CGYMike wrote: ↑February 12th, 2018, 10:44 pm ....and while trying to tell Connie this story tears rolled down my cheeks...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/ala ... ery-742903
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- rokkerr
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Don't make me go and find crazy stories about Canadians...
Including this girl who ended up doing a striptease at a local hockey game after a drunken night out with her sister... she's welcome in Florida any time...
https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck ... --nhl.html
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- rokkerr
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By the way Mike and Connie.. you guys forgot to tell us how the naked swimming club was...
... you just can't keep naked people down...
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/c ... -1.4478160
https://calgary.ctvnews.ca/skinny-dippe ... -1.3785839
... you just can't keep naked people down...
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/c ... -1.4478160
https://calgary.ctvnews.ca/skinny-dippe ... -1.3785839
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- CGYMike
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So the f@&ktards who run this city cancelled the event after receiving several (dozens) of complaints along with thousands (2) of death threats if the event went forward.rokkerr wrote: ↑February 13th, 2018, 9:31 am By the way Mike and Connie.. you guys forgot to tell us how the naked swimming club was...
... you just can't keep naked people down...
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/c ... -1.4478160
https://calgary.ctvnews.ca/skinny-dippe ... -1.3785839
The major issue was that "perverts" and "pedophiles" would be swarming all over the facility. Ok...that was the problem. Thanks City of Calgary for your unsubstantiated paranoia rising to the surface. Mob mentality rules again.
...and I thought people in Canada had come so far..guess I was wrong..Again !!!
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Some people are more concerned about their bag being stolen than others.....
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-43057574
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-43057574
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Next time you go though security.. .they are checking out your dick... no joke...Steinar wrote: ↑February 16th, 2018, 10:48 am Some people are more concerned about their bag being stolen than others.....
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-43057574
They might also cop a feel...
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- rokkerr
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Flight has emergency landing after a fight breaks out over a man who was farting too much?????
Flight has emergency landing after a fight breaks out over a man who was farting too much?????
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I'm still laughing over the Cap'n Crunch serial killer!
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You can stop farting by tightening up the bung hole, which might be hard for the anal lovers to do! lmao
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