"I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book." -Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
"Life does not have to be perfect to be wonderful." -Annette Funicello
"If you believe in your heart that you are right, you must fight with all your might to do it your way. Only dead fish swim with the stream all the time." -Linda Ellerbee
"Now the freaks are on television, the freaks are in the movies. And it's no longer the sideshow, it's the whole show. The colorful circus and the clowns and the elephants, for all intents and purposes, are gone, and we're dealing only with the freaks." --Jonathan Winters
"I wonder why we can think faster than we can speak?" -Calvin
"Probably so we can think twice." -Hobbes