The Official WTF Thread!
- PeterL22
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Seeing as I am being educational today ......
Top 5 funniest fish names (they are genuine)
1. Lumpsucker
2. Slimehead
3. Sarcastic Fringehead
4. Higgins Eye Pearlymussel
5. Goblin Shark
(I have no idea what they are or who named them - before you asked)
If you have ever dropped a pair of sunglasses into the ocean, you are not alone!
Scientists have estimated that there are about 690,000,000,000 pairs down there!
Top 5 funniest fish names (they are genuine)
1. Lumpsucker
2. Slimehead
3. Sarcastic Fringehead
4. Higgins Eye Pearlymussel
5. Goblin Shark
(I have no idea what they are or who named them - before you asked)
If you have ever dropped a pair of sunglasses into the ocean, you are not alone!
Scientists have estimated that there are about 690,000,000,000 pairs down there!
Here was certainly a sin worth sinning and I applied myself with characteristic vigour to its practice
Aleister Crowley
Aleister Crowley
- WalterB
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You may want one of these, but I am not spraying water up my butt. You can be my test bed if you like, lol.
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I can resist everything except temptation.
- stickyvicky
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Why? Just why? Still scratching my head on that one!
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- stickyvicky
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Bidets are awesome Walt! I love in Paris all the hotels have them. They are heated too! You can set the temperature and pressure, back and front! So great to freshen up before sex and clean up after! I would consider buying that but it would be cold water.....WalterB wrote: ↑March 23rd, 2021, 9:41 pm You may want one of these, but I am not spraying water up my butt. You can be my test bed if you like, lol.
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- PeterL22
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When I was a lad, my mam (mother) used to have an expression - "Tickle your fancy!"
I think this may be related!
Here was certainly a sin worth sinning and I applied myself with characteristic vigour to its practice
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- stickyvicky
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Florida man strikes again!
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lol... I hope the judge takes into account that he was looking at Vickyathome.com and dismisses the charges! lol...
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lol... I hope the judge takes into account that he was looking at Vickyathome.com and dismisses the charges! lol...
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- WalterB
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Great idea! If you feel the urge, go jump in the car and drive down to where you work. Then sit in your car and masturbate in the parking lot while all your co-workers watch and laugh and point, lol.
I can resist everything except temptation.
- LizLemon85
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Humes admitted to police that he was masturbating[...]He also told them that he does this in his car two to three times a week.
Genius, basically telling them "Don't worry officer, I do this all the time"
Having too much sex can cause memory loss. I read that on page 69 in a medical journal on the 4th of May in 2008.
I remember something from my university days about Vauxhall Motors trying to fire a worker after he was found asleep on the job. His defence was that he'd been taking a nap at that time for so long the nap was now part of his work-day routine. I don't remember what the outcome was.LizLemon85 wrote: ↑April 6th, 2021, 3:30 pmHumes admitted to police that he was masturbating[...]He also told them that he does this in his car two to three times a week.
Genius, basically telling them "Don't worry officer, I do this all the time"
Don't want to masturbate at home for fear of getting caught? Hey just drive to a busy parking lot and do it in public. No way you'll get caught then. Amazing logic
Keep smiling. It makes people wonder what you are up to :-)
- PeterL22
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Just thinking back to the days when I used to be a magician!
Gonna have to grow me a moustache again!
Gonna have to grow me a moustache again!
Here was certainly a sin worth sinning and I applied myself with characteristic vigour to its practice
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