I have a date

[WalterB]

Right on,HT. I gots a few a'them meeself!!

[h0rnytoad1]

Awesome good for you baby! I'd much rather do that than go to a club... that's what living is all about! You won't meet plastic people hiking or camping like you will in a club.

>You won't meet plastic people

Well you could if you bring a blowup doll.

hey its a flotation device people!

i don't want to sink to the bottom of the lake

course if i do, i might have a chance to get some mouth to mouth from one of the girls.

But with my luck i'll wake up and it'll be Walt or Rokkerr

[porndemon69]

Folks, go here to read about Julies beer can chicken. http://www.vettenationlive.com/members/ ... &start=240 Start with the third post down and read the next 5 or 6 or so.

Ah yes the famous exploding chicken marinade!

And for Jill Taylor: ha! damn right Walt !

That lil hole in the fence musta been very usefull

She was the sexiest milf next door. Cute brunette, sexy bod (even after 3kids) , very attentive and loves gardenning naked.

Wilson and the Mcgurn boys musta been h0rny voyeurs !
A stay at home mom is a bored frustrated housewife,
she musta been climbing the walls or climbing over the poolboy.

Tim: "but we don't have a pool"
Jill: "We'd get one!"
When they were talking about Tim taking a stand against a badly designed Tool and may have to quit his Tool show for it. Might have to go back on the road to sell tools.

I can only imagine the dildo parties she musta had with ilene, heidi and lisa, dang

btw, this is a grain of sand in my Home Improvement library, in fact, they're just google pix i found (had to resize some for the board), i could break out my DVDs full of fakes and share.

Damn I guess I'll start watching home improvement reruns.

[hotjulie]

I had such a hot weekend, not just Friday night, I wrote about it in another post. Yesterday was Gunther's little sisters 18th birthday. She asked a few weeks ago if she could party here, Vanessa did all the work to get it done. So she showed up with friends and they were going to sleep in tents. I watched a couple of girls set up a tent in a nice spot in some trees, I told em watch where you walk that's a pasture full of cow shit they moved. It would have been better if it wasn't so cold, 4C lastnight. Gunther he was trying to keep control and I wasn't helping at all. I said to him as he was at the fire you know your sister is giving head in the hot tub (she was standing near the fire) he races up there slips and falls in the mud. I made him shower outside of the trailer so I made him feel better the party was good no one got to out of control. Well I did

[h0rnytoad1]

well its your house so you go girl!

and shame on you for telling him the truth about his sis, lol

but she's not my sister so tell all you want, lmao

gosh its such a good thing to have you back on the board Julie,
not just the stories (well yes theyz fun)

but we really did miss the heck out of you!

[Vanessa]

Something Julie never said about Saturday night, (the girl has a heart of gold.) Cindy (Gunthers sister) she was really upset cause of how cold and rainy it was. First weekend in June and everyone is in winter jackets anyway Julie puts her arm around her and says. "Didn't you know that when it's like this on your 18th birthday you'll be blessed the rest of your life". Cindy looks at her and says really, Julie says you already are. She hugged her and Julie kissed her cheek and said now party you bitch

[AussieSteve]

Thank you Julie for being you. Wish there was a lady here with me who's just like you; I'd be a very contented and happy guy. Just knowing the person you are from your posts on the Board, Gunther is a very lucky guy to have you. Vanessa, you Rock too!

[hotjulie]

Vanessa showed up here late Friday night around 1am, no jeans on bare assed and horny as hell, we had a great time! The rest of the weekend has been a lot of fun damn I love haylofts

[h0rnytoad1]

Glad you enjoyed yourself and ness too

A roll in the hay a day keeps the Dr away. Hey Hey !

[WalterB]

Hay! I wuz horny Friday nite and I didn't get no stinkin' invite!

(no, Julie, not H0rny! That's that guy from Canada, and I weren't there!!!!)

[h0rnytoad1]

Walt dude, the glory hole, is not for looking through it, ya have to stick your dickin and hope for a girl, being in a barn ya might get a horse or lil veal

[hotjulie]

Thought I'd let you know 2 weeks ago I thought Gunther and I were done, all we did was fight. I do understand it's not easy for him that I can't go anywhere, but it's not easy for me either. I know it's my own fault, and I try my best. He sent me a message on Thursday saying he wouldn't be there till Saturday he was going to go and party with some frieds. So when he got here yesterday I was ready for the break up. I didn't want to but I was still ready, then I got thinking what if he leaves me to be by himself! I was thinking that's rock bottom.

Then today he arranged for us to go to Edmonton for dinner and he gave me a ring, not an engagement but still nice. Well I did do him a favor in his car to and from.

If your wondering there was secuity there but following the route that was set out. He stayed at the exit of The La Ronde there's only one exit unless I jump 24 floors to the ground and I bruise easy

[h0rnytoad1]

wow they let ya oot for special occasions ?

i love canada eh ?

[WalterB]

I was wondering about the security. I assume he was following in his own car and not in the back seat with you and Gunther??

A ring? A friendship ring?? Maybe that's still hopeful. Seeing as he can come to the farm to see you, it doesn't seem like it should be such a big issue for him. But, we are all different people.

24th floor? Too bad Vanessas birthday present wasn't a parachute.

[h0rnytoad1]

lol Walt you crack me up !

But i'm thinking Julie, its probly just frustration. Gunther not being able to take you out any time he wants is all. tell him its just a few more months, no big, can he last that long?

and hey, if he just wants to be friends (seriously?), well you know Vicky (and i) will take his place lickity-split !

count me in, its the farm life for me! (cept for those pigs and cows and ok we'd keep the dogs and maybe a sheep or 2 for when "redwings" are flying and i don't mean the team, )

[WalterB]

Sorry, Julie, something made me think of this and I couldn't help myself teehee.

[hotjulie]

I can relate to those Walt, only thing that really bothered me was the chains around my ankles. They were so short I walked like I was from The Planet Of The Apes. What the hell were they're names was it Marsha and Cornwall ahhhh!!!!

[WalterB]

I'm hip. That 'binding and shackling' has gotten WAY out of hand, imho. They handcuff kids, old ladies, any and everyone. I understand the cops protecting themselves, but they're afraid of a little old lady??? Or a 10-yr-old KID???
I can just see Julie. A quick hi-kick, a couple swift chops to the adams apple, and FREEDOM!!!!

In jury trials there have been cases where defense attorneys have successfully got the chains and shackles off of their clients (all but the most violent, most serious charges,) as appearing in court in jail wear presupposes the defendant guilty of something in the minds of the jury.

[st1fler]

make sure walt doesn't have any handcuffs on him if you let him into your hotel room at adultcon!

Julie might do a reverse naked(she has to atleast be naked in this right?!?!) choke hold and end up handcuffing YOU to the bed

yes that says ouch Walt, and that's not the safety word!

[WalterB]

I'm smart enough to read Julie's posts. She'd twist me like a pretzel. Besides, you think I'd mess with a hardened criminal???