We Are On the Road to Adultcon..... Kind Of... Updates Here

[tobie]

any police officer who runs radar at the bottom of a hill has no ethics. we don't do that around here. if we went to court and had to testify and the location is mentioned being at the bottom of a hill (if it's just a few miles over) the case would be dismissed and...the District Attorney would have a fit because the court system is clogged up as it is.

it's just a way to wrack up money for the State.

drive carefully you two...

[stickyvicky]

We were going 59, and the limit was reduced to 45, so we were 14 over. The limit right before that was 75, we never saw a sign, but like I said we were just going with the flow of traffic, had we slowed down more, we would have everyone else driving up our butts, know what I mean? There was no logical reason to go slower as there was absolutely nothing going on. So maybe we should come back to New Mexico on Oct 22 to go to court? Just to prove a point? Yeah right... no point... just pay it and shut up. They know that too.... I just look at is a tax you have to pay.

On to more fun things!
Check out this restaurant in Texas, I know it's a total tourist trap, lol... the food wasn't really all that good, but it's a fun place.



It's a great atmosphere, there is a guy walking from table to table with a guitar, singing the yellow rose of texas or something like that.... They have a shooting gallery and one armed bandits.... the place is huge, like everything in texas right?

Their gimmick is that they serve a massive 72 oz steak. It comes with all the trimmings, a baked potato, 3 breaded shrimp, a salad, a vegetable, and a roll. If you order it to your table it's $200.

If you think you can eat the whole thing, and are willing to take a chance, you can choose to sit at this special table in the center of the restaurant. If you finish it all, your meal is free! If you can't finish it, it's $75. Pretty funny huh? I was chatting to the waitress, and she said someone does it at least once a day. But interestingly it's not big people, it's the little people who do it! Apparently we have more room for our bellies to expand, lol.....

Another cool thing about this restaurant is they have a doggie coral, so our girls didn't have to stay in the car while we went to eat. What a great idea!




Took these pics with my blackberry, not too bad huh?

[WalterB]

Great pictures and fantastic update. Sorry the food wasn't too hot. I'm embarassed to think my favorite state would sell lousy food to my favorite pornstar. Texas is the place to get good steaks, but there are bad ones, too. Were you in Amarillo??

I see by the "Front Street" buildings behind the Dawgy Corral that this is indeed a "tourist trap." The big bull out front is another giveaway. Too bad that those places rely on their cutesy little gimmicks and not on food quality. Not that it may have been that bad, but that it could have been better. Dawgy Corral is a GREAT idea for travelers.

[BritneyB]

thats awesome they had a dog spot more ppl should do that..especially along tourist roads and such

[LauraJebAndSue]

Vicky,

How fun Texas pit stop! Did they not offer you "Prairie Oysters?" In North Texas, they are sometimes called "Calf Fries!" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calf_fries

Remind Rokkerr if he is bad parts of him could end up as your next meal.

All of VNA should get a taste of Julie's Ex. Bet she knows just how to harvest and prepare!

[WalterB]

Sorry, Trio. Not no way, not no how are you getting me to eat Bull Nuts. Not even on the promise of hot oily sex with both of you at once.

If you been eating Rocky Mountain Oysters, then you got more balls than me. hahahaIamsofunny

Reminds me of when Peg Bundy tried to learn baseball from Al. He explained the pitcher, the batter, and what they were doing. Then came a batter who earned a walk. Peg says, "So why does he get to go to the base without hitting the ball?"

Al replies, (come on, you gotta see this coming,) "Because he got 4 balls, you wench of a woman!" Man, you should have seen her eyes lite up.

[LauraJebAndSue]

Walt,
And we thought you were a real TX Stud Man? Huge balls to try any challenge!

We know Vicky is a great cook and Julie knows how to harvest any "VNA bad boys!" So behave yourself in LA!

Walt you are so fine a Gent to drive AuSteve around in LA. So sad Julie is stuck in the joint now so maybe all of you safe from "harvesting bad boy nuts" for now.

Hey Walt share some Gent Jacks with Loki!

L&S

PS Al, the actor, is in a new TV show with hot young Colombian chick now!

[WalterB]

Ladies, I AM a real Texas StudMan! I just am not interested in doing things that grate against sanity. I won't jump out of a perfectly good airplane with a bedsheet strapped to my ass either. I'm just not real turned on by eating a bulls nuts (even if he's dead, ) That's one of those things girls use to make us sensible guys look like dopes. You'll tell a guy, "Oh, that so turns me on. I'd LOVE to have sex with a man who could eat Bulls Nuts." So we do, then you say, "Oh, not tonight. I have a headache."

[LauraJebAndSue]

Walt,

Some of us ladies really do get headaches that are non-stud related.

Just know we will forward our recipes to Vicky for "Prairie Oysters!"

Be thankful Hot Julie is not there in LA to harvest yours.

[h0rnytoad1]

Vicky: This thread of becoming alot of fun with pictures, keep em coming ! Pretty great idea for doggies to run around.

So Walt you know that place?

Walt, Trio: bull balls? eww Walt your oysters would be safe , i think.

Julie and Nessa prefer sausage and clams anyway

Oh to be stuck in a car 4days with em.

Keep between the ditches guys!

[stickyvicky]

This morning we got up at 7 am, we were out the door by 7:30 and I left Stinkie and Dave at Starbucks at 8, while Loki and I went for a run. It was already 10 oclock according to our body clocks because of the timezone. Holy cow, last time I ran it was in Florida and it was 85, this morning was 43 and I was dressed the same. I ran really fast! lol.... It was amazing, we did 3 miles on the famous and historical "Route 66" and then 1 mile around the North Arizona State University Campus. It finally warmed up to about 50. I spied a really great looking breakfast place while running, so we went back there afterwards for the best eggs benedict and crab omelette ever! All covered in hollandaise sauce, going back tomorrow! I really like Flagstaff a lot, an amazing climate and really friendly people, most people here are very physical. Saw several mountainbikers on the route 66 path, all bundled up in coats and tuques, and I was half naked... lol...

Later we went to the canyon and did a really difficult hike, it's the one i wanted to do last time but couldn't because Stinkie would never have made it. We left the dogs at our dog friendly hotel today. It was 3 miles down and then 3 miles back up. 6 miles may not sound like a lot, but with the steepness and treacherous footpath it was! Especially after the run, duh me.... It was pitch black for the last half hour of it, couldn't see a damn thing, yes, hiking the Grand Canyon by moonlite! lol.... only us... We ate and breathed in a lot of dust, and are completely exhausted so I'm gonna hit the sack. Days like this it really doesn't suck to be me!

[LauraJebAndSue]

Vicky & Rokkerr,

What Grand fun! WOW It is so unbelievable to see it all live!

Hey after sampling local food delicacies of Walt's "Prairie Oysters" do they serve "ht1 fried Scrotum sacks" in those parts? ht1 never showed up for Sunny with any pizza at NY Exxxotica. So we ladies think "ht1 fried Scrotum sacks" are in order on the menu!

Forgive us all. We just had to have fun,

L&S
PS jebby will spank us for this comment OK Walt Hunt down Johnny Boy NYC at lower rungs!

[WalterB]

Flagstaff, huh? That's where I plan to o'nite tomorrow. Sounds like a great restaurant. How about telling me the name. That way, I won't have to go to each restaurant in town asking, "Did a beautiful blonde with ginormous breasts eat here Monday morning?" When someone says 'yes,' I'll know I'm there.

(Serious. Tell me. Sounds like a great place to eat.)

Route 66. Great memories there. For our European friends, Route 66 used to be the main route from Chicago to LA. It started at the shore in Chicago and ended at the ocean in Santa Monica. There was a great song about it, a good TV series, and now lots of memorabilia. This was before freeways. In many places the freeways are right over it, some places it's gone completely, and some places it runs alongside the fwy as a service road or thru a town such as Tucumcari, NM. Google Route 66 for more info.

First clip contains an early version of the song, "Route 66." The second shows how the Rolling Stones can jazz up an old classic.

[vectis]

The song and the TV shows were hits over here as well..am I showing my age?