WalterB wrote:Yep. .
be vigilant when going thur AZ these days as I hear bearded ones may be added to the list and when they ask for your papers they don't mean;
Ya Can't make this shit up!
be vigilant when going thur AZ these days as I hear bearded ones may be added to the list and when they ask for your papers they don't mean;
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Torp wrote:WalterB wrote:Yep. .
when they ask for your papers they don't mean;
Has Walt been smoking cactus and tumbleweeds again?
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Lohan set for role as adult film star A producer for the upcoming film 'Inferno' has confirmed that Lindsay Lohan will play '70s porn star Linda Lovelace, the Los Angeles Times is reporting.
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Subject: Solution to airport security!
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports :
Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be no argument about racial profiling . This method would also eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed!
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,
"Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number.......... "
Subject: Solution to airport security!
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports :
Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be no argument about racial profiling . This method would also eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed!
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,
"Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number.......... "
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YOu are a genius Torp! You should run for office! 
Here's one for ya!
News Article: Sex Toy Sparks Evacuation At Calif. Highway Patrol A California Highway Patrol substation in South Lake Tahoe was evacuated for hours over concerns that a man's personal sex toy may have actually been an explosive device. Authorities said CHP officers pulled over 60-year-old Steven Ferrini on Highway 89 for a traffic violation and found methamphetamine and drug paraphernalia in his possession. While searching Ferrini, authorities found him carrying a device with an on/off switch and a wire disappearing into his pants. When officers asked him about it, Ferrini told them it was a personal sex toy. Ferrini was brought back to the CHP station with the device still inserted, and when he began telling officers about his knowledge of explosives, authorities began questioning the nature of the device. The CHP office was evacuated as a precaution while the El Dorado County Sheriff's explosives team responded to the scene. Explosives experts extracted the device from Ferrini and confirmed it was a sex toy and not dangerous. Ferrini was arrested and booked on drug charges -- authorities said the sex toy wasn't illegal.(5/5)
Here's one for ya!
News Article: Sex Toy Sparks Evacuation At Calif. Highway Patrol A California Highway Patrol substation in South Lake Tahoe was evacuated for hours over concerns that a man's personal sex toy may have actually been an explosive device. Authorities said CHP officers pulled over 60-year-old Steven Ferrini on Highway 89 for a traffic violation and found methamphetamine and drug paraphernalia in his possession. While searching Ferrini, authorities found him carrying a device with an on/off switch and a wire disappearing into his pants. When officers asked him about it, Ferrini told them it was a personal sex toy. Ferrini was brought back to the CHP station with the device still inserted, and when he began telling officers about his knowledge of explosives, authorities began questioning the nature of the device. The CHP office was evacuated as a precaution while the El Dorado County Sheriff's explosives team responded to the scene. Explosives experts extracted the device from Ferrini and confirmed it was a sex toy and not dangerous. Ferrini was arrested and booked on drug charges -- authorities said the sex toy wasn't illegal.(5/5)
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Facebook Tries to Make Violations of Terms of Use Into Criminal Violations
MAY 4TH, 2010
San Francisco - The Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) is urging a federal judge to dismiss Facebook's claims that criminal law is violated when its users opt for an add-on service that helps them aggregate their information from a variety of social networking sites.
Power Ventures makes a web-based tool that users can set up to log into their multiple social networking accounts and aggregate messages, friend lists, and other data so they can see all the information in one place. In a lawsuit against Power Ventures, Facebook claims that Power's tool violates criminal law because Facebook's terms of service ban users from accessing their information through "automatic means." By using Power's tool, Facebook argues that its users are accessing Facebook "without permission" under the California penal code. EFF argues in an amicus brief filed Monday that users have the right to choose how they access their data, and turning any violation of terms of use into a criminal law violation would leave millions of Facebook users unwittingly vulnerable to prosecution.
"California's computer crime law is aimed at penalizing computer trespassers," said EFF Civil Liberties Director Jennifer Granick. "Users who choose to give their usernames and passwords to aggregators like Power Ventures are not trespassing. Under Facebook's theory, millions of Californians who disregard or don't read terms of service on the websites they visit could face criminal liability. Also, any Internet company could use this argument as a hammer to prevent its users from easily leaving the service as well as to shut down innovators and competitors."
Even the simple use of the automatic login feature of most browsers would constitute a violation under Facebook's theory, since those services are "automatic means" for logging in. But the risk for users is even broader. If any violation of terms of use is criminal, users who shave a few years off their age in their profile, claim to be single when they are married, or change jobs or addresses without updating Facebook right away would also have violated the criminal law.
"The information you put into social networking sites is yours, and you should be able to access it, export it, and aggregate it as you please," said EFF Legal Director Cindy Cohn. "If Facebook's legal argument is upheld, it will hobble companies that enable consumer choice, as well a create a massive expansion in the scope of California criminal law."
For the full amicus brief:
http://www.eff.org/files/filenode/faceb ... amicus.pdf
Contacts:
Cindy Cohn
Legal Director
Electronic Frontier Foundation
cindy@eff.org
Jennifer Stisa Granick
Civil Liberties Director
Electronic Frontier Foundation
jennifer@eff.org
MAY 4TH, 2010
San Francisco - The Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) is urging a federal judge to dismiss Facebook's claims that criminal law is violated when its users opt for an add-on service that helps them aggregate their information from a variety of social networking sites.
Power Ventures makes a web-based tool that users can set up to log into their multiple social networking accounts and aggregate messages, friend lists, and other data so they can see all the information in one place. In a lawsuit against Power Ventures, Facebook claims that Power's tool violates criminal law because Facebook's terms of service ban users from accessing their information through "automatic means." By using Power's tool, Facebook argues that its users are accessing Facebook "without permission" under the California penal code. EFF argues in an amicus brief filed Monday that users have the right to choose how they access their data, and turning any violation of terms of use into a criminal law violation would leave millions of Facebook users unwittingly vulnerable to prosecution.
"California's computer crime law is aimed at penalizing computer trespassers," said EFF Civil Liberties Director Jennifer Granick. "Users who choose to give their usernames and passwords to aggregators like Power Ventures are not trespassing. Under Facebook's theory, millions of Californians who disregard or don't read terms of service on the websites they visit could face criminal liability. Also, any Internet company could use this argument as a hammer to prevent its users from easily leaving the service as well as to shut down innovators and competitors."
Even the simple use of the automatic login feature of most browsers would constitute a violation under Facebook's theory, since those services are "automatic means" for logging in. But the risk for users is even broader. If any violation of terms of use is criminal, users who shave a few years off their age in their profile, claim to be single when they are married, or change jobs or addresses without updating Facebook right away would also have violated the criminal law.
"The information you put into social networking sites is yours, and you should be able to access it, export it, and aggregate it as you please," said EFF Legal Director Cindy Cohn. "If Facebook's legal argument is upheld, it will hobble companies that enable consumer choice, as well a create a massive expansion in the scope of California criminal law."
For the full amicus brief:
http://www.eff.org/files/filenode/faceb ... amicus.pdf
Contacts:
Cindy Cohn
Legal Director
Electronic Frontier Foundation
cindy@eff.org
Jennifer Stisa Granick
Civil Liberties Director
Electronic Frontier Foundation
jennifer@eff.org
Damn, what a missed opportunity! Wouldn't it be great if it were a Doc Johnson's VV Toy... Now that would be free advertisingstickyvicky wrote:Here's one for ya!
News Article: Sex Toy Sparks Evacuation At Calif. Highway Patrol A California Highway Patrol substation in South Lake Tahoe was evacuated for hours over concerns that a man's personal sex toy may have actually been an explosive device.
I know, I know, lets plant the rumor that the sex toy may have been the newly released VV mold from Doc Johonson.
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Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!!
Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife... A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....
WAY TOO COOL!
Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
AWESOME!!!
Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.. Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and tazer in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best..
I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, 'don't do it jerk-face,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh,
pushed the button, and . . . HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION .. . . WHAT THE HELL!!!
I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room..
Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a tazer, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor.. A three second burst would be considered conservative!
IT HURT LIKE HELL!!!
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.. I had no control over the drooling ..
Apparently I pooped on myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!
P.S.... My wife, can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it!
If you think education is difficult, try being stupid !!!
Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!!
Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife... A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....
WAY TOO COOL!
Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
AWESOME!!!
Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.. Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and tazer in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best..
I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, 'don't do it jerk-face,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh,
pushed the button, and . . . HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION .. . . WHAT THE HELL!!!
I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room..
Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a tazer, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor.. A three second burst would be considered conservative!
IT HURT LIKE HELL!!!
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.. I had no control over the drooling ..
Apparently I pooped on myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!
P.S.... My wife, can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it!
If you think education is difficult, try being stupid !!!
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Vicky... See, I'm now crying!! That was really great - side splitting humor. I have to now go pee.
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funnnyy... very true about not being able to release muscle to... hahaha. not quite as bad, but funny is this guy with a dog collar
A friend of mine had a bug zapping thing that looked like a badminton racket. We were out camping and I had no idea what it was. I wondered what kind of whacky toy or ball you were supposed to hit with it. I was looking at the metal strands thinking it would probably conduct electricity fairly well, and thought about what I might make. Seeing as I can't resist poking things, or taking things apart, I started poking the f-ing strands. Only a couple thousand volts, but fried a few nerve endings in the one finger. Everybody was in the motorhome and came out to me dancing around, swearing after a shot of electric juice up my hand through my arm, and leg, bah!!
http://www.bug-zapper-racket.com/
A friend of mine had a bug zapping thing that looked like a badminton racket. We were out camping and I had no idea what it was. I wondered what kind of whacky toy or ball you were supposed to hit with it. I was looking at the metal strands thinking it would probably conduct electricity fairly well, and thought about what I might make. Seeing as I can't resist poking things, or taking things apart, I started poking the f-ing strands. Only a couple thousand volts, but fried a few nerve endings in the one finger. Everybody was in the motorhome and came out to me dancing around, swearing after a shot of electric juice up my hand through my arm, and leg, bah!!
http://www.bug-zapper-racket.com/
MileKyle - and another college hazing technique is borne!
Reminds me of this idiot in Shop Class recently in New England (Mass) that during electrical shop attached both leads to his nipples and someone turned on the circuit board.
I suppose he flunked phyisiology or biology and forgot to remember what is between his nipples! Of course it appears there was lots of space between his ears.
Landed him in intensive care for a few days although it nearly killed him.
Reminds me of this idiot in Shop Class recently in New England (Mass) that during electrical shop attached both leads to his nipples and someone turned on the circuit board.
I suppose he flunked phyisiology or biology and forgot to remember what is between his nipples! Of course it appears there was lots of space between his ears.
Landed him in intensive care for a few days although it nearly killed him.
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ah, the slippery slope of martial discourse -vs- domestic abuse -
The Orange County district attorney's office said Thursday there isn't enough information to prove domestic violence. Ortiz was arrested April 26 at the home he shares with Jenna Jameson and their two young sons.
Jameson accused Ortiz of abuse, while Ortiz adamantly denied harming her. Ortiz also claimed Jameson, a former porn star, was an Oxycontin addict whose relapse triggered a confrontation.
The couple apparently already has reconciled, and a restraining order against Ortiz was lifted last week.
Ortiz is the former UFC light heavyweight champion, but is winless in his last four UFC fights since 2006.
The Orange County district attorney's office said Thursday there isn't enough information to prove domestic violence. Ortiz was arrested April 26 at the home he shares with Jenna Jameson and their two young sons.
Jameson accused Ortiz of abuse, while Ortiz adamantly denied harming her. Ortiz also claimed Jameson, a former porn star, was an Oxycontin addict whose relapse triggered a confrontation.
The couple apparently already has reconciled, and a restraining order against Ortiz was lifted last week.
Ortiz is the former UFC light heavyweight champion, but is winless in his last four UFC fights since 2006.
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Ah the joy of social networking sites;
A North Carolina waitress is out of a job after griping on her Facebook page about the $5 tip she got from a couple who sat at their table for three hours. The waitress says the customers kept her at work an hour after she was supposed to clock out.
The Charlotte Observer reported Monday that 22-year-old Ashley Johnson felt slighted after waiting on the couple at Brixx Pizza.
So she blasted the couple on Facebook, calling them cheap and mentioning the restaurant by name.
Brixx officials told Johnson a couple of days later that she was being fired because she violated a company policy banning workers from speaking disparagingly about customers and casting the restaurant in a bad light on a social network.
Johnson says she has apologized to Brixx and is looking for a new job.
A North Carolina waitress is out of a job after griping on her Facebook page about the $5 tip she got from a couple who sat at their table for three hours. The waitress says the customers kept her at work an hour after she was supposed to clock out.
The Charlotte Observer reported Monday that 22-year-old Ashley Johnson felt slighted after waiting on the couple at Brixx Pizza.
So she blasted the couple on Facebook, calling them cheap and mentioning the restaurant by name.
Brixx officials told Johnson a couple of days later that she was being fired because she violated a company policy banning workers from speaking disparagingly about customers and casting the restaurant in a bad light on a social network.
Johnson says she has apologized to Brixx and is looking for a new job.
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I guess this means the end of what goes on in Vegas stays in Vegas...
LAS VEGAS - A Nevada detective who serves as spokesman for a county sheriff's office was arrested and released, then sent media a release about it, accompanied by his booking photo.
David Boruchowitz turned himself in to Nye County jail on Friday. He was charged with burglary and assault to try to harass candidates for public office.
The warrant for his arrest was issued by a special prosecutor appointed by a district attorney who was arrested May 5 on felony embezzlement, fraud and public misconduct charges.
Boruchowitz says in his release that his duties include investigating and arresting people who commit crimes, "no matter who they may be."
Boruchowitz says he investigated his own case honestly and within state laws
LAS VEGAS - A Nevada detective who serves as spokesman for a county sheriff's office was arrested and released, then sent media a release about it, accompanied by his booking photo.
David Boruchowitz turned himself in to Nye County jail on Friday. He was charged with burglary and assault to try to harass candidates for public office.
The warrant for his arrest was issued by a special prosecutor appointed by a district attorney who was arrested May 5 on felony embezzlement, fraud and public misconduct charges.
Boruchowitz says in his release that his duties include investigating and arresting people who commit crimes, "no matter who they may be."
Boruchowitz says he investigated his own case honestly and within state laws
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Virginia Doctor Gets Caught for Tax Evasion by Mailing Himself Money From Overseas!
Here’s a sad story of a doctor in Virginia who got caught by the federal authorities for trying to evade taxes on inheritance he got back in Swiss. Instead of rightfully paying taxes on it, he tried to mail himself a bundle of $100 bills hidden inside pamphlets, with each mailing containing almost $10,000 each.
The carefully hatched plot was foiled in October 2009, when Newark Airport mail facility personnel intercepted one of Silva’s envelopes. Opening the brochure, they found sequentially marked $100 dollar bills totaling $8,700. This amount did not constitute a legal violation, but the odd mailing transaction with this much cash emanated a strong scent of foul play to ICE, who followed up with a further investigation.
By December 2009, ICE seized $101,500 from 12 intercepted mailing envelopes that Silva had addressed to himself, his wife and his children. A federal search warrant of Silva’s home turned up another $110,000 hidden in a closet.
Here’s a sad story of a doctor in Virginia who got caught by the federal authorities for trying to evade taxes on inheritance he got back in Swiss. Instead of rightfully paying taxes on it, he tried to mail himself a bundle of $100 bills hidden inside pamphlets, with each mailing containing almost $10,000 each.
The carefully hatched plot was foiled in October 2009, when Newark Airport mail facility personnel intercepted one of Silva’s envelopes. Opening the brochure, they found sequentially marked $100 dollar bills totaling $8,700. This amount did not constitute a legal violation, but the odd mailing transaction with this much cash emanated a strong scent of foul play to ICE, who followed up with a further investigation.
By December 2009, ICE seized $101,500 from 12 intercepted mailing envelopes that Silva had addressed to himself, his wife and his children. A federal search warrant of Silva’s home turned up another $110,000 hidden in a closet.
I wonder if he ever heard of Al Capone-
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