The Official Sara Jay B'Day VNA Troop Address

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November 14th, 2010, 1:00 pm

[Mining the infamous Christmas day message of Marine Gunnery Sergeant Hardeman (as played by actual Gunnery Sgt. R. Lee Ermey) in the movie Full Metal Jacket]


First, the unit chant:

"Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday, Sara Jay...
Happy Birthday to yooooouuuu!!!!!"

Then, the address to the troops.

Clones...today, is Booty Day.

At 1300 Hours, the official VNA chaplin will give you the official sermon on how Vicky Vette, our Goddess downstairs, will achieve total victory against the forces of blue balls with the grace of Her wisdom, and the sex drive of women like Sara Jay.

The Goddess, as you well know, has a serious wet-on for Sara Jay. Because, otherwise, She would have not created a woman as fine, as fully stacked, and as divine as Sara Jay. And She damn well wouldn't have allowed her to last this long in this industry.

You could say, Clones, that Sara Jay is one of our rewards for being such loyal Souljahs in this here army.

In exchange for Her bounty, we reward Her and her missionaries with plenty of fresh souls (and dick and pussy, too) to conquer. And tons and tons of new fresh content for our members.

It is your responsibility, Clones, to give Sara Jay today all the love and wishes and rub-outs you can give.

Because while your souls may belong to Aphrodite....your asses still belong to the VNA for life.

I hope we are perfectly clear on that.

:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :lmfao: :yeahbaby: :yeahbaby: :lmfao: :lmfao:


In any rate....may you have and enjoy many more birthdays, Sara.


:heartflames: :heartflames: :heartflames: :heartflames: :heartflames:


Anthony
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