Dildos I Wish Someone would Invent

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ShandaFay
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March 2nd, 2012, 4:36 pm

So I had a dream about this the another night...well let's tell the the truth. I have had many dirty dreams but this one topped it off for me.
I was on a bed somewhere in this beautiful sexy see through gown. It was almost like I was outside cause I could feel the winding blowing and feel the warmth of the sun on my body.
I was in a very sultry seductive mood almost like I was watching my own dream in POV style. I slowly started rubbing my body all over feeling my curves and every touch felt like a million hands on me.
My pussy was dripping wet to be touched...as I laid back and felt the warm breeze blow up my gown I reached down in between my thighs until I felt my pussy.

I started touching my clit and pulling apart my lips to expose my juicy wet hole and as I stuck my fingers inside myself I just kept getting wetter and wetter! I wanted more...this is where the dream turns into ...someone make this real for me... :rofl: my hand reached over and on the side of the bed was this big long double headed dildo....mmmmm my pussy was thinking! So I started to rub one end on my pussy making my pussy twitch for it so bad. I had to have it inside me so I shoved it in hard and deep and filled my hole so good! But the other end of the dildo was looking so good to me to..how can I use this it won't reach to my mouth .....hmmmmm! Remember I am still dreaming and in your dreams you never know what's going to happen.......so all of a sudden I pulled the end of the dildo that wasn't in my pussy and it stretched out like it had an extra extension...(kind of like a vacuum hose has that flexibility)... :lmao: and it reached right up into my mouth so I could suck it and fuck it all at the same time!

okay now that's a dildo I want.....lol I did cum and it was seriously a hot fucking dream but it would have been better if I would have had a dozen men all around the bed.... :blushing: did I say that out loud!!

So if you have any ideas of new TOY inventions post them here....I wanna hear your toys ideas! :shandalips:
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h0rnytoad1
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March 5th, 2012, 2:43 am

wow that is some dream !

i hate to be a tease but.... wood this do the trick?

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(Saints Row: The Third is the Penetrator - a four foot-long purple dildo on a wooden stick used to dickslap adversaries. game by THQ)

ok, ok, i found a real one here: Giant Double dildo 30 inch Beige
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but yunno, this is just a crazy idea, if you want to make your own any size you want, they have gels and stuff for that http://www.adultsextoys.com/dildos-create-your-own

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you're creative, i bet you could just use a long box the lenght you want it to be, and lay down 2 penis shaped toys for the heads and a long tube in the middle, fill the box with this stuff and let it dry.

or you could just ask to do a gang bang - just need guys who are willing.

Anybody around here want to help realize a dream?

:bluewink: :blushing: :hump: :excited:

oh and ps, Vicky has connections at Doc Johnsons, the sex toy makers... i'm just sayin ;) :penisdance:
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ShandaFay
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March 9th, 2012, 2:21 am

:bigsmile: I have a big smile on my face can you see HT :rotffl: that's pretty big!

I have more ideas and must share them!
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h0rnytoad1
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March 9th, 2012, 7:06 pm

yes sweetie, you definitively should share them :blushing: :grouphug:

:hula:
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ShandaFay
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March 16th, 2012, 5:02 pm

I had another dildo vision..... :help: I was dreaming of a strap on but built in a tiny short little skirt.... Strap on skirt :lmfao:
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h0rnytoad1
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March 16th, 2012, 9:55 pm

does the skirt come with matchin bra & stockings ? Garters maybe...

ooh i'm gettin an idea !
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LauraJebAndSue
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March 17th, 2012, 1:28 am

ShandaFay,

You can order our toy online. Note the attachments. It is a plug in so lasts all day and night. Sue and I will send Jebby to Canada with extra larger attachments and to help you make your dreams CUM true! He will bring some of our fun back-ups 4 you to play with too!

Laura and Sue
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LauraJebAndSue
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March 17th, 2012, 1:41 am

OH & ShandaFay,

Jebby got us several of these to carry everywhere. Stuck in traffic, whip IT out, clit rub and "In & Out" of our vagina's. The button has ever increasing clit speeds. WOW great for a good cum anywhere. PM Jebby your mailing address and bet he will get you too. He likes you!

Laura and Sue
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lilJebby
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March 19th, 2012, 10:16 pm

ShandaFay, Would you like a vibrating molded dildo of me? Not sure that I would fit in that small tube to mold, but some of the tip and a bit of the shaft may fit? :lmao:



Maybe one of Nix too?

Bad boy Jebby

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ShandaFay
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March 25th, 2012, 10:02 pm

LOL Jebby do it! I can only use silicone or real dicks and tongues :penisdance: :tongue:
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lilJebby
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March 25th, 2012, 10:42 pm

ShandaFay, YOU are such a sweetheart!

My problem is that "lil Jebby" does not fit into those small tubes! LOL

Bad boy Jebby

:tongue: :penisdance: :tongue:

P.S. How is Mom, Grand Mom and all pets including Nix? Best to all.
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