The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread
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Don1464UK
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John NYC is the man to ID those breasts!
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1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch (well maybe my cell phone) 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. (Sometimes I give them "Special" ring tones.)
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Bud Light than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
Ladies.....Quit Laughing
1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch (well maybe my cell phone) 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. (Sometimes I give them "Special" ring tones.)
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Bud Light than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
Ladies.....Quit Laughing
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First, Walt you may not fit in Kinky Sue???
Next, In A dark street bordering a cemetery in Mexico A guy rigged a remote controlled motorbike with a skeleton driving the bike that has a speaker attached to it.
The guy hides across the street from a walled cemetery and when people walk by it at night, the skeleton rides up quietly on his motor bike and scares the bejeebers out of them. He has the perfect voice for this.
The guy across the street is talking thru the speaker while operating the remote control for the bike. (It has training wheels on it). This video is hysterical. LOL!!!
Link attached!
Laura and Sue
Next, In A dark street bordering a cemetery in Mexico A guy rigged a remote controlled motorbike with a skeleton driving the bike that has a speaker attached to it.
The guy hides across the street from a walled cemetery and when people walk by it at night, the skeleton rides up quietly on his motor bike and scares the bejeebers out of them. He has the perfect voice for this.
The guy across the street is talking thru the speaker while operating the remote control for the bike. (It has training wheels on it). This video is hysterical. LOL!!!
Link attached!
Laura and Sue
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LauraJebAndSue wrote:First, Walt you may not fit in Kinky Sue???
Next, In A dark street bordering a cemetery in Mexico A guy rigged a remote controlled motorbike with a skeleton driving the bike that has a speaker attached to it.
The guy hides across the street from a walled cemetery and when people walk by it at night, the skeleton rides up quietly on his motor bike and scares the bejeebers out of them. He has the perfect voice for this.
The guy across the street is talking thru the speaker while operating the remote control for the bike. (It has training wheels on it). This video is hysterical. LOL!!!
Link attached!
I got that in an email awhile ago ,it is soooo funny
Laura and Sue
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carl goldfinger
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Ilmao Laura & SueLauraJebAndSue wrote:First, Walt you may not fit in Kinky Sue???
Next, In A dark street bordering a cemetery in Mexico A guy rigged a remote controlled motorbike with a skeleton driving the bike that has a speaker attached to it.
The guy hides across the street from a walled cemetery and when people walk by it at night, the skeleton rides up quietly on his motor bike and scares the bejeebers out of them. He has the perfect voice for this.
The guy across the street is talking thru the speaker while operating the remote control for the bike. (It has training wheels on it). This video is hysterical. LOL!!!
Link attached!
Laura and Sue
That's awesome funny
Carl
Intelligent ppl are only intelligent because they invent things to make their life easier, lazy bastards...like me...
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carl goldfinger
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Hey fused 
very nice LP covers
how about this from 1973?
Carl
very nice LP covers
how about this from 1973?
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Carl
Intelligent ppl are only intelligent because they invent things to make their life easier, lazy bastards...like me...
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