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stickyvicky
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May 19th, 2007, 1:00 pm

I knew this couple that were really into mannequins.. they had about 10 of them, they used to dress them up all sorts of different ways, do their hair and makeup and put them into sexual positions with each other, they really got off on it, then they'd have sex with each other right in the middle of the mannequins with them "watching". They invited me over one day to have sex with them and the "girls" but I politely declined, lol....
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May 19th, 2007, 4:33 pm

Well, first off, Benny, dear, chances of you being a new OR old date are, well, can you imagine an ice cube in a volcano??? BWA-ha-ha :lol: :lol:.
But, actually, most of them thought it was cool ("Wow! that's different." I would just say "That's how I like my girls dressed," and the reply was usually, "Well, I can do better than that." Who cares if they were trying to outdo a mannequin? I was the benefactor!
And, no, Vicky dear, we didn't take it to bed with us for a 3-way, teehee (LOVE that avatar.).
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May 19th, 2007, 5:05 pm

Interesting... A three way with a mannequin... so very crazy!!!

You know what's funny... the actor Andrew McCarthy of St. Elmo's Fire fame... has been in two movies, actually three if you count the sequel... 1987's Mannequin, with Kim Cattrall and 1989's Weekend At Bernie's the original and sequel [done in 1993] - both with Jonathan Silverman.

...In the Bernie films, Terry Kiser plays Bernie - a stiff dead guy, who they pretend is alive and well to onlookers. They go to all the great East Hampton, LI parties... and they have fun with him... as all the hot babes come to these great parties to meet that wild and crazy guy, Bernie - They end up, however, sleeping with Andrew and Jonathan instead. So very crazy indeed!!!

So how is a stiff dead guy.... different than a mannequin? Hmmmmmm!!! An interesting question to ponder and think about :))
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May 21st, 2007, 5:12 am

....... having sex with a mannequin is not cheating .... right?
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May 21st, 2007, 10:05 am

John_fromNY wrote:... 1987's Mannequin, with Kim Cattrall...
rokkerr wrote:... having sex with a mannequin is not cheating .... right?
I remember this movie well. I liked Kim Cattrall, and Grace Slick singing the lead song. The Starship did a cute video with the song, blending in Grace singing with scenes from the movie.
And, Rokkerr, maybe not, but, could you handle all the splinters? YEOW!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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May 21st, 2007, 5:32 pm

If it was a male mannequin you'd never have a wood problem, yuk yuk yuk!
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May 22nd, 2007, 10:41 pm

WalterB wrote:
John_fromNY wrote:... 1987's Mannequin, with Kim Cattrall...
rokkerr wrote:... having sex with a mannequin is not cheating .... right?
I remember this movie well. I liked Kim Cattrall, and Grace Slick singing the lead song. The Starship did a cute video with the song, blending in Grace singing with scenes from the movie.
And, Rokkerr, maybe not, but, could you handle all the splinters? YEOW!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I always thought that mannequins were made out of plastic? Right?? Or am I just dazed and confused again ... :o :shock: :? :(
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May 22nd, 2007, 10:52 pm

Yes, todays mannequins are some sort of plastic - thank goodness. Mabels splinters were killing me teehee
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May 23rd, 2007, 1:04 am

Bizarre....

You have a wooden mannequin????? And who is Mabel? Don't tell me you named her.

Heeeeeeeheeeeeee!!!

Strange....
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May 23rd, 2007, 11:12 am

Well, of course she's got a name, John. What fun is it screwing a wooden mannequin without a name??? I might as well go pick up some nameless hussy on Saturday night (aaahhhh Bay City Rollers) down at the Chez Chug-A-Lug! BWA-Ha-ha :lol: :lol:
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May 23rd, 2007, 11:23 am

This is getting fucking sicko..... lol :lol: :? :shock:
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May 23rd, 2007, 3:58 pm

I agree with you Rokkerr.
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May 24th, 2007, 2:25 am

Donor and Rokkerr - Walter and I have to keep you both honest ... strange, bizarre, weird... but honest!! :lol:
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May 28th, 2007, 10:49 am

Speaking of mannequins......

Here's one with Vicky. I did this about a year ago.

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May 28th, 2007, 8:16 pm

Benny, that is good. I am suprised you didn't have a little movement in that one also. LOL
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May 28th, 2007, 8:47 pm

Don't give me any ideas Donor :lol: lol
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May 28th, 2007, 11:58 pm

I wanna be a mannequin... I have no idea why I just said that, I'm tired and I just had a Seagrams & 7 so who knows what the hell I'm talking about.

I'm glad someone's using that neon Vicky's Place avatar Benny! Great work, my dad made neon signs for a living. I used to play with his high-voltage transformers in the basement. I could draw an arc about 4 inches long from a 14KV transformer. I was replacing the depleted ozone layer in my basement, LOL!

Which reminds me, I used to make Al3O2 (aluminum oxide) in the basement too. Brought home a supply of HCL from my HS chem lab and disolved aluminum foil in a a test tube full of acid. The H2 released almost knocked me out a few times, LOL. Over time, all my dad's tools in the workshop rusted from the hydrogen I was releasing. I was a teenage frickin' chemist disaster waiting to happen. Good thing I never got around to building that laser weapon I dreamed about after watching Star Trek. Although, I still have the book on how to build a laser...

And who can forget those great times at the HS dances when we inhaled helium out of balloons and became the Chipmunks? This was supposed to impress the girls somehow but looking back on it, I don't recall the girls being all that impressed by our high voices, LOL!

Did I bastardize this thread or what?
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May 29th, 2007, 9:28 am

[quote] Tony said I wanna be a mannequin... I have no idea why I just said that, I'm tired and I just had a Seagrams & 7 so who knows what the hell I'm talking about.


Tony, and you are wondering why you said that. LMAO
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May 29th, 2007, 8:20 pm

Benny wrote:Don't give me any ideas Donor :lol: lol
...And Vicky says "tell me a lie"....

As you should have his __________ grow like Pinocchio!!!! :lol: :lol:
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May 30th, 2007, 2:37 pm

Like I said.... sex with a mannequin is not cheating..... :shock: :shock: :shock:
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