The Official "Douchebag" Thread

[Kirstie]

I'm not part of the problem. I'm a sweet little angel. ;)

[WalterB]

Oh, well, in that case....

[Hornylady9]

U r part of the problem if u r speeding to 97 mph!! That's not an angel!!

Zany

[mikesline]

hey i love the douchebag's there so elegant-

[Kirstie]

It's called sarcasm, Zany! It's more like 47...

[hotjulie]

I had road rage here once! I couldn't believe what was going on. I'm minding my own business, I get to a stop sign and in front of me is 4, yes count em, 4 trucks. I thought where's all this fucking traffic coming from, and it took me a good 40 seconds longer to get where I was going. Just about a 5 minute drive to cross town. Fucking rush hour is getting out of control here, ok more like rush minute, but still a 4 minute drive taking my time up like that

[WalterB]

For Julie, gridlock is having two moose cross the street at once.

[Hornylady9]

Thank goodness I only see deer around here every once in a while, but I really try to avoid them if I see them by stopping. I usually see them on the side of the road when someone has hit them the night before.

Now if I leave here and go to Interstate 95 then I will see them cause I have to go through some very wooded areas. U have to do the speed limit for sure then.

Zany

[hotjulie]

I was in a town (High Level) the other day and I come to a stop sign. I look at the car next to me and there's a women having a cigarette, drinking coffee, eating and feeding her kid. Now the kid isn't in a car seat but standing on the floor, her windows are shut so the kid is just breathing in smoke. I got her attention and said, buckle your kid up and put out the smoke. She told me to go and fuck myself then sped off, the little kid fell against the seat, so I thought what to do. We both stopped at another stop sign and for once a cop was in the right place , he saw what I did and pulled her over, I went by nice and slow giving the thumbs up.

What I don't get is why would anyone do that to a 2-3 year old

[Hornylady9]

I was in a town (High Level) the other day and I come to a stop sign. I look at the car next to me and there's a women having a cigarette, drinking coffee, eating and feeding her kid. Now the kid isn't in a car seat but standing on the floor, her windows are shut so the kid is just breathing in smoke. I got her attention and said, buckle your kid up and put out the smoke. She told me to go and fuck myself then sped off, the little kid fell against the seat, so I thought what to do. We both stopped at another stop sign and for once a cop was in the right place , he saw what I did and pulled her over, I went by nice and slow giving the thumbs up.

What I don't get is why would anyone do that to a 2-3 year old

Cause they r stupid!! There r times I see people who don't have children in seat belts and I don't understand why not. Lucky for u there was a cop u saw u and what u saw.

Zany

[CGYMike]

As I do some reflecting today I started thinking about why I created this thread and what a great place it would be for people to come together to call out the douchbags who come into their lives. Sometimes I wonder where some of them have them have gone and then I think "F@8k em'" hahahahaha

Oh I kill myself

[CGYMike]

As I do some reflecting today I started thinking about why I created this thread and what a great place it would be for people to come together to call out the douchbags who come into our lives. Sometimes I wonder where some of them have them have gone and then I think "F#*k em'" hahahahaha

Oh I kill myself

[TheShaft]

As I do some reflecting today I started thinking about why I created this thread and what a great place it would be for people to come together to call out the douchbags who come into our lives. Sometimes I wonder where some of them have them have gone and then I think "F#*k em'" hahahahaha

Oh I kill myself

Mikey...you posted this twice. You, sir, are a D-BAG!!!

[CGYMike]

Hahahahahaha!! omfg

[hotjulie]

I was called a douchebag a little while ago, yes sweet innocent me!.

I was in High Level going into a hardware store, when I saw a truck that I was positive was a good friends. I pulled up beside her and the window was down, she was facing the other way so I said. "Hey whore let's go for an ice tea!" Well she looked at me and said, "Who are you calling a whore you stunned fucking douchebag!" I started to laugh and said "I guess you, since your driving a truck only a whore would drive". Her man started to scream at me and she was swearing, so I made a left, laughing as I drove away.

Some people are just so sensitive!

[WalterB]

Gee, certainly no reason for her to get upset over that....

[Steinar]

People got no sense of humor these days....

[CGYMike]

Hahahahahaha...Julie, your stories are so freakin' awesome....gotta meet you some day :)

[WalterB]

Speaking of..., I think our resident DB is gone.

[CGYMike]

Hahahahaha....I was wondering but didn't want to jynx the whole thing by saying it outloud