Joke Thread
Q: If a blackbird has black babies and a bluebird has blue babies, what kind of bird has no babies?
A: A swallow.
A: A swallow.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4zYluFnL1M Presidential themed adult content. 
That was cute! And welcome back!onegreengoat wrote: ↑February 15th, 2023, 10:09 pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4zYluFnL1M Presidential themed adult content.
In another, slightly less laugh-packed episode of Gutfeld, I was rather surprised that they went for this joke:
Instead of doing something with this:
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My daughter sent me this one:
My wife yelled from the bedroom asking, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
I replied, "No."
She yelled back, "How about now?"
My wife yelled from the bedroom asking, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
I replied, "No."
She yelled back, "How about now?"
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Well, you already know I'm a perv, so no surprises here.
I also like to watch 3 or 4 game shows. On one, the final challenge is for the contestant to guess what the subject is, based on clues their partner gives.
For example, the clue might be "Famous Ships." The contestant gives clues to enable the player to guess the subject. So, the player might say, "Titanic, the Maine, the Mayflower, the Andrea Doria." Hopefully the partner will think of "Famous Ships."
So, anyway, this category came up as, "Things That Are Tight." Let's just say that the correct answer was not what popped into TheOldPrevert's head.
I also like to watch 3 or 4 game shows. On one, the final challenge is for the contestant to guess what the subject is, based on clues their partner gives.
For example, the clue might be "Famous Ships." The contestant gives clues to enable the player to guess the subject. So, the player might say, "Titanic, the Maine, the Mayflower, the Andrea Doria." Hopefully the partner will think of "Famous Ships."
So, anyway, this category came up as, "Things That Are Tight." Let's just say that the correct answer was not what popped into TheOldPrevert's head.
I can resist everything except temptation.
I don't know if this one has been posted here before, but it's a blonde joke, so what the hay.
A blonde shows up for her first golf lesson and the pro asks her to hit a golf ball to see how good she is. She winds up and shanks the shot. The golf pro tells her that her swing is OK, but she is gripping the shaft too hard and that she should grip it gently the way she would her husband's cock. She takes another shot and sends the ball flying straight down the fairway. The pro said, "That was excellent! Let's try it again, only this time take the club out of your mouth."
A blonde shows up for her first golf lesson and the pro asks her to hit a golf ball to see how good she is. She winds up and shanks the shot. The golf pro tells her that her swing is OK, but she is gripping the shaft too hard and that she should grip it gently the way she would her husband's cock. She takes another shot and sends the ball flying straight down the fairway. The pro said, "That was excellent! Let's try it again, only this time take the club out of your mouth."
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Took this one from a Facebook group.
I was at a club the other night when they started playing The Twist by Chubby Checker, so I did the twist. Then they played Jump by Van Halen, so I started jumping. Then they played Come on Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners and that's when I got thrown out of the club.
I was at a club the other night when they started playing The Twist by Chubby Checker, so I did the twist. Then they played Jump by Van Halen, so I started jumping. Then they played Come on Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners and that's when I got thrown out of the club.
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