jokes for Sunny

[danamend]

Sunny told me when she wants sex in the worst way, she thinks of me. I am the worst she has had.

[danamend]

I had a woman try to hit on me(with a baseball bat). It was my fault. I made eye contact with her.

[danamend]

Some women use the nickname Danno for me, but they have different ways of saying it. Some say Dan- NO!, or Dan?.. No!, or if they're religious, Dan-Oh God no, or Dan-Oh Hell no.

[danamend]

Ihad a woman agree to meet me for a date on the 32nd of Never. Is that in the Jewish calendar or maybe Aztec or Mayan?

[WalterB]

What a coincidence. Sunny wanted me in the worst way, too. But the worst way I could think of was standing on my head!

[danamend]

She said"the jokes on me" as I climbed on top of her in the missionary position.

[danamend]

If a woman tells you she loves you on April Fool's Day, can you believe it?

[danamend]

Title for a country song about a girl with perfect eyesight who brke up with me: She said"My vision is 20/20, but I just can't see myself with you."

[danamend]

Sunny said she would go away with me. At least I think so. All I heard her say was "Go Away!"

[WalterB]

I think Sunny likes my rear. At least, I heard her say, "You're a perfect ass."

[danamend]

Most women seem to want to do away with me. They tell me to go,stay,get or keep away.

[danamend]

I wish Sunny thought I am a perfect ass, but I'm usually just an ass.

[danamend]

On valentine's day, women usually get flowers or candy. All I usually get are restraining orders.

[danamend]

a woman asked me if I would like to come over & play with her pussy. Turned out she meant her cat. Unfortunately, that's the only kind of pussy I have experience with.

[danamend]

I asked a blind woman for a date. She said she couldn't see me. She was seeing someone else.

[danamend]

Women tell me I have a future in porn....watching it.

[h0rnytoad1]

Women tell me I have a future in porn....watching it.

lmao !

or coulda been funny also with "... cleaning up after they're done!"

[vectis]

My mate is dyslexic,last year when summer time ended he painted his cock black...I told him he was suppossed to turn the clocks back.

[WalterB]

Sunny told me she thinks I'm a fun guy. She's a lousy speller, tho. When she texted that to her GF, she spelled it "Fungi."

[h0rnytoad1]

i told santa i'd take his naughty list off his hands, he said "Forget it Sunny's on that list!"