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- PeterL22
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Wasn't sure where to post this, but just thought I would tell you Vicky, that if you bring this in with the VNA, I'm off!
From "Men's Health 15/7/17.
"Biometrics have become progressively popular on web sites" Darren Press of CamSoda announced in a press release, "in order to ensure that personal data is safeguarded against intrusion. Using a fingerprint to unlock your iPhone has become common place, and eyeball recognition is also widely used in biometric technology to provide a layer of security that's impenetrable to outsiders. Now we're taking this to the next level by launching dick-ometrics, the first penis recognition system for use on porn sites.
Basically, if you have a penis, you can use that instead of a password. Just upload a photo of it to our website, and whenever you log on, we'll use our proprietary Penis Recognition Technology to match your penis to your account.Like a fingerprint or an eyeball, the penis has many differentiating factors like size,colour,skin composition and vein protrusion. However, unlike fingerprints and eyeballs, penises are not exposed to the public a lot of the time, are mostly kept under clothing, and are only shared with loved ones, who are presumably trusted. As yet, the technology isn't there for women, but we are working on it."
From "Men's Health 15/7/17.
"Biometrics have become progressively popular on web sites" Darren Press of CamSoda announced in a press release, "in order to ensure that personal data is safeguarded against intrusion. Using a fingerprint to unlock your iPhone has become common place, and eyeball recognition is also widely used in biometric technology to provide a layer of security that's impenetrable to outsiders. Now we're taking this to the next level by launching dick-ometrics, the first penis recognition system for use on porn sites.
Basically, if you have a penis, you can use that instead of a password. Just upload a photo of it to our website, and whenever you log on, we'll use our proprietary Penis Recognition Technology to match your penis to your account.Like a fingerprint or an eyeball, the penis has many differentiating factors like size,colour,skin composition and vein protrusion. However, unlike fingerprints and eyeballs, penises are not exposed to the public a lot of the time, are mostly kept under clothing, and are only shared with loved ones, who are presumably trusted. As yet, the technology isn't there for women, but we are working on it."
Here was certainly a sin worth sinning and I applied myself with characteristic vigour to its practice
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Yeah I heard about that, I thought it was a joke?
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- hennar2017
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Well it has to be a joke. How stupid can people get?
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Unfortunately when you ask how stupid can people get, too many take it as a challenge
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- PeterL22
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At this point I would just like to say I HAVE to use my iPad - the iPhone just isn't big enough!
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- hennar2017
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So I totally broke Sunny's site while converting it to https, but got it all fixed quickly, only Carl noticed it was gone for 15 min, lol.... We got Lauren's done too, now working on Alex and Penny.
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- PeterL22
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That is really impressive Carl!stickyvicky wrote: ↑December 8th, 2017, 8:43 pm So I totally broke Sunny's site while converting it to https, but got it all fixed quickly, only Carl noticed it was gone for 15 min, lol.... We got Lauren's done too, now working on Alex and Penny.
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