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LizLemon85
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July 20th, 2020, 5:41 pm

ks56niner wrote: July 20th, 2020, 5:33 pm I'm still laughing... But Vicki you look amazing on both covers!
I agree! There's a reason why she is the only one who's topless on both covers😉
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July 20th, 2020, 8:36 pm

Vicky would look fantastic even if she didn't wear any clothes at all.

Oh, wait.... never mind! :rofl:
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July 21st, 2020, 4:30 am

WalterB wrote: July 20th, 2020, 8:36 pm Vicky would look fantastic even if she didn't wear any clothes at all.

Oh, wait.... never mind! :rofl:
Quick, somebody tell her, she could use that to her advantage :rofl:...
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July 21st, 2020, 8:41 am

Thanks! Yeoman Gland! Lol...
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July 21st, 2020, 9:17 am

Had to look up Yeoman Gland. It was one of Vicky's first movie parts, in "Star Trek: Where No Man Has Cum." Description: The Intercourse saves a sleeper ship that was launched in 2006 from being sucked into a black hole. Aboard they find three blond porn stars from the early 21th Century and their connoisseur, Harry Balls.

Harry Balls was Ron Jeremy. 'nuff said, lol.
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July 21st, 2020, 2:38 pm

LizLemon85 wrote: July 20th, 2020, 5:41 pm
ks56niner wrote: July 20th, 2020, 5:33 pm I'm still laughing... But Vicki you look amazing on both covers!
I agree! There's a reason why she is the only one who's topless on both covers😉
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July 23rd, 2020, 3:07 pm

Yeah I watched that one with Ron Jeremy but that's before I knew how much of a sleeze he was lol, but also I was watching it to see Vicky in it, like I said been a long time that I had been working to get a membership to VNA and when Samantha Grace joined I was happy to become a member(yes even during when she was just an VNA affiliate).
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July 25th, 2020, 1:37 pm

WalterB wrote: July 21st, 2020, 9:17 am Harry Balls was Ron Jeremy. 'nuff said, lol.
:nomorehairyballs:
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August 16th, 2020, 6:30 pm

Seems like Mario got tired of looking for his princess
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and switched to Bowsette
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Got for him, I guess🤔😂?
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August 17th, 2020, 7:43 am

I meant "good for him"... Autocorrect...
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September 3rd, 2020, 5:45 am

No one:.....
Wicked: Let's combine seafood and violence for the name of this movie!
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September 3rd, 2020, 2:21 pm

Yeah Wicked also had/has the bad habit of just taking scenes from movies and reboxing them in packages, got some Fetish ones one time and I thought it was going to be a new movie it was just the best of scenes, Wicked isn't the only one who has done that.
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October 24th, 2020, 1:56 am

Some of these titles might repeat Vicky's list of Funny Porn Titles
1. Edward Penishands
2. Assablanca
3. Ass Ventura: Crack Detective
4. Twin Cheeks
5. Bi-Tanic
6. Whorey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls
7. Pocahotass
8. Pulp Friction
9. Shaving Ryan’s Privates
10. Throbin’ Hood: Prince of Beaves
11. Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming
12. The Da Vinci Load
13. Forrest Hump
14. Sexbusters
15. Drill Bill
16. Inrearendence Day
17. Legally Boned
18. Penetrator
19. Buffy the Vampire Layer
20. The Texas Vibrator Massacre
21. Womb Raider
22. Ocean’s 11 Inches
23. The Bare Bitch Project
24. King Dong
25. Crocodile Blondee
26. Beaver and Buttface
27. Sleeping Booty
28. The Whore of the Rings
29. The Cockfather
30. How I Wet Your Mother
31. Black Cock Down
32. White Men Can’t Hump
33. Missionary Impossible
34. Schindler’s Fist
35. Batman in Robin
36. Gangbangs of New York
37. Blown in 60 Seconds
38. Remember the Tight Ones
39. In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon
40. Man On The Poon
41. My Best Friends Wetting
42. The Porn Ultimatum
43. Robocock
44. Grinding Nemo
45. E.T. The Extra-Testicle
46. Kinky Kong
47. Oklahomo
48. I Know Who You Did Last Summer
49. Bang Hur
50. Behind Enemy Behinds
51. Bite Club
52. Breast Side Story
53. Bush Hour
54. Cock Block and Two Smoking Whores
55. Fast & Curious
56. Flesh Dance
57. Homo Alone
58. Glad He Ate Her
59. In and Out… and In Again
60. May The Foreskin Be With You
61. The Inseminator
62. The Italian Blowjob
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November 16th, 2020, 7:34 pm

Can't remember any funny titles right now but Divorcees with Julia Ann, Stormy Daniels and Veronica Avluv is funny. Watching Julia tackle Veronica on the grass cause Veronica was running around acting like a chicken.

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December 13th, 2020, 9:36 am

So I was actually able to find a copy of the Sex Trek DVD and of course I bought it😉
So here, for everyone to enjoy(with Vicky's permission), Vicky dubbed in german:
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December 13th, 2020, 5:15 pm

Das ist gut baby! OMG! I LOOOOOOVE THIS! IT'S EVEN HOTTER IN GERMAN! LOL.... I have to tweet this! Amazing! Thank you Liz!
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December 13th, 2020, 5:20 pm

Sehr sehr gerne, you're very welcome👍😉
(and I even learned a German word that I didn't know before, so it was educational for me as well😂)
Having too much sex can cause memory loss. I read that on page 69 in a medical journal on the 4th of May in 2008.
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