Lingerie stuck on my roof?

[Hornylady9]

I find it very funny that u have lingerie on your roof Vicky! hahaha! Hopefully u will find a way to get it off soon!

Zany

[stickyvicky]

I got it down! Dave climbed up a ladder inside the house... really nice piece that a member sent to me! I can't wait to shoot in it!

[lance_s]

I got it down! Dave climbed up a ladder inside the house... really nice piece that a member sent to me! I can't wait to shoot in it!

Glad to hear that you were able to retrieve the parcel without anyone getting hurt.

[LizLemon85]

You've heard of "panties on the roof", now get ready for...
"roofs on panties"

[stickyvicky]

So weird where on Earth did that come from?

[LizLemon85]

I downloaded a clipart and used it on a website where you can customize panties. I couldn't find a fitting picture for my joke lol.

[WalterB]

Please tell me you don't put the days of the week on your panties so you don't get confused.

Somebody told a joke once, I think it was Al Bundy, talking to the guys. I don't remember how it went, so here is my version:

Al, to his buddies: "I had a date last week, but it didn't end well."
Buddy: "Why not? What happened?"
Al: "She was wearing those panties that have the day of the week on them."
Buddy: "So? Lots of ladies wear them."
Al: "They said Tuesday."
Buddy: "So?"
Al: (Crying) "It was SATURDAY!"

[LizLemon85]

I thought you were joking, but you can actually buy those...

I really hope they don't make these with January, February, March printed on them

[PeterL22]

Attach rolled up towel to rope...fling it up past amazon panties...make sure that it is in the proper tile channel...pull on rope...wear panties :)

I know its after the fact, but if you were going to do this (outside the house), I would respectfully suggest wearing panties BEFORE you climb any ladders.
As the old knock knock joke says _

Knock knock
Who's there
Nicholas!
Nicholas who?
Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees !!

[lance_s]

Attach rolled up towel to rope...fling it up past amazon panties...make sure that it is in the proper tile channel...pull on rope...wear panties :)

I know its after the fact, but if you were going to do this (outside the house), I would respectfully suggest wearing panties BEFORE you climb any ladders.
As the old knock knock joke says _

Knock knock
Who's there
Nicholas!
Nicholas who?
Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees !!

A young blonde woman working in a bakery wakes up late for work one day and throws on last nights clothes before rushing out to work.

On the way to work she really started to regret her outfit, her skirt was too short and her underwear really left nothing to the imagination.

Reaching work she found a queue at the till already and her manager asked her to immediately grab the ladder and grab some raisin bread off the top shelf. Reaching up to get it she immediately felt a draft on her thighs and cursed herself for not wearing a longer skirt.

Upon reaching the bottom of the ladder, another customer immediately asked for more raisin bread. And another. And another. Until there was a small crowd of men watching her climbing up and down the ladder with excitement. As she reached the top of the ladder for what must have been the twentieth time she heard the tinkle of the door opening and looked over to see an old man staring at her privates in shock.

"Is yours a raisin too?" she demanded angrily...

"Maybe not a raisin' " replied the old man, "But it's certainly a quivering"

[WalterB]

I thought you were joking, but you can actually buy those...

I really hope they don't make these with January, February, March printed on them

All I can say is, if I find a pair of March panties in September, I'm gonna be like

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[PeterL22]

Attach rolled up towel to rope...fling it up past amazon panties...make sure that it is in the proper tile channel...pull on rope...wear panties :)

I know its after the fact, but if you were going to do this (outside the house), I would respectfully suggest wearing panties BEFORE you climb any ladders.
As the old knock knock joke says _

Knock knock
Who's there
Nicholas!
Nicholas who?
Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees !!

A young blonde woman working in a bakery wakes up late for work one day and throws on last nights clothes before rushing out to work.

On the way to work she really started to regret her outfit, her skirt was too short and her underwear really left nothing to the imagination.

Reaching work she found a queue at the till already and her manager asked her to immediately grab the ladder and grab some raisin bread off the top shelf. Reaching up to get it she immediately felt a draft on her thighs and cursed herself for not wearing a longer skirt.

Upon reaching the bottom of the ladder, another customer immediately asked for more raisin bread. And another. And another. Until there was a small crowd of men watching her climbing up and down the ladder with excitement. As she reached the top of the ladder for what must have been the twentieth time she heard the tinkle of the door opening and looked over to see an old man staring at her privates in shock.

"Is yours a raisin too?" she demanded angrily...

"Maybe not a raisin' " replied the old man, "But it's certainly a quivering"

There's an old variation on that joke with a Scotsman.

A young lady (may as well be blonde) gets on to an old London bus - double-decker.
There isn't much room so she is standing in the aisle downstairs.
Sitting on the bench seats at the back of the bus is a true Scotsman in his kilt.
As the bus goes around a bend (a little too fast) the blonde loses her balance and falls over .
She struggles to get up off the floor and as she does so, she inadvertently put her hand up the Scotsman's kilt!
Horrified (he is a true Scot after all) she exclaims "Ugh! That's gruesome!!"
With a smile on his face (and a broad Scots accent) he replies .............




"Aye Lassie! Do it again and it'll grew some more!!!"

[stickyvicky]

Just wait till I show you guys what was in that package!

[WalterB]

I've already got an extra dose of oil standing by. And, yes, I expect to be 'cooking' around 4 PM tomorrow! And I don't mean sirloin, haha. More like T-BONE!!!

[LizLemon85]

Thank you Walt, having steak will never be the same for me

[WalterB]

[PeterL22]

I've already got an extra dose of oil standing by. And, yes, I expect to be 'cooking' around 4 PM tomorrow! And I don't mean sirloin, haha. More like T-BONE!!!

I remember being compared to steak once - not sure whether she was talking about quantity or duration when she said Minute steak!?!

[Hornylady9]

This has become some funny stuff that started with lingerie being on top Vicky house! hahah

Zany