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WalterB
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February 19th, 2018, 4:57 pm

That;s true, Hennar. Loosen that sumbitch up enough and you could probably drop a hurricane! :signhammer:
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February 20th, 2018, 8:18 pm

We see eye to eye Walt!! lol
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February 28th, 2018, 9:28 pm

Hey has anybody else noticed that when you move your curser over the top part of this page, the funky spider-web matrix thingy follows your curser around??? .....oh the things that amuse me :goodpost:
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February 28th, 2018, 10:33 pm

Yeah, I noticed it.
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February 28th, 2018, 10:34 pm

Calgary Mike tripping on acid and noticed it?
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March 1st, 2018, 6:39 am

hennar2017 wrote: February 19th, 2018, 3:11 pm You can stop farting by tightening up the bung hole, which might be hard for the anal lovers to do! lmao
Crept up behind you when you weren't looking Henna1
Only problem with that is potential risk of getting shot if flatus (today's medical word) buy,ds up too much (and with Walt being a Texan and eating beans ...............)
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March 1st, 2018, 3:49 pm

Glad you are back PeterL. Have missed you!
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March 1st, 2018, 11:42 pm

Welcome back Peter! Missed you around here!
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March 2nd, 2018, 7:26 am

stickyvicky wrote: March 1st, 2018, 11:42 pm Welcome back Peter! Missed you around here!
Well Vicky & Hennar - you should both have taken better aim - then you wouldn't have missed!!
But thanks for saying that!
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March 2nd, 2018, 8:47 am

OK Florida...here we go again...couple charged with incest. what's in the water in Florida??

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... ted-294075
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March 4th, 2018, 6:58 pm

Ummmmmmmm? Helloooooo.... Florida?
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March 5th, 2018, 1:47 pm

Really??? You are not allowed to get naked and watch porn on your flight anymore???? :lmao:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... light.html
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March 14th, 2018, 8:31 am

Steinar wrote: March 5th, 2018, 1:47 pm Really??? You are not allowed to get naked and watch porn on your flight anymore???? :lmao:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... light.html
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March 14th, 2018, 8:34 pm

That's it Florida...I'm revoking your Man Card

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March 15th, 2018, 8:16 am

CGYMike wrote: March 14th, 2018, 8:34 pm That's it Florida...I'm revoking your Man Card

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... ery-184902
He should have just claimed it was his right to bear arms!
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March 30th, 2018, 7:13 pm

Don't try to give this woman "no sausage biscuit" when she didn't order one !!!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... age-829041
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March 31st, 2018, 6:27 am

CGYMike wrote: March 30th, 2018, 7:13 pm Don't try to give this woman "no sausage biscuit" when she didn't order one !!!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... age-829041
Hey Mike, Is that fries with that??
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March 31st, 2018, 6:28 am

One for all the Dr Who fans out there.
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April 3rd, 2018, 9:50 am

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NEVER EVER make lewd comments to the Easter Bunny...

... in public

... drunk

... with kids around

... with your hand on the Easter Bunny's crotch...
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April 8th, 2018, 11:23 pm

:goodpost: OK...It really much get windy in Florida (when it's not hurricane season). Apparently cocaine can blow into your purse when you are not looking.

Good one....gotta remember this for the next time I get arrested :goodpost:
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