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August 18th, 2018, 10:47 am

And another close to home... literally... is everyone in the tampa/st pete area nuts???
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August 25th, 2018, 7:19 am

https://news.avclub.com/florida-securit ... 577912/amp


I didn't know whether to post this under the stupid pics thread or not but I guess it belongs here...
A Florida security guard.... who bears an uncanny resemblance to Calgary Mike... got fired for documenting his farts online...

For some reason I found this hilarious... :fuckyou:

For those of you that want to follow his farts.. here's Paul Flart on Instagram...https://www.instagram.com/paulflart/ :yeahbaby:
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September 1st, 2018, 10:47 am

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world- ... n-del-isla

So some genius opened a brothel with NO prostitutes... but sex dolls...
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September 1st, 2018, 10:57 am

Just watched a program yesterday about where technology is headed. It was talking about the future of space travel, and the automation of robots to do the job. It delved into the state of robots today. There was a head they were working on. The "flesh" was absolutely spot-on. The mouth movements were perfect and, with a wig on, I would dare anyone to tell the difference. It talked about sex dolls and the progression of the technology.

I wouldn't be surprised at this at all. There are things going on in the technology industry that us peons can only dream about. But they are actually a reality today.
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September 19th, 2018, 10:57 am

NOVEMBER 27--A Canadian man with a bizarre sexual fetish involving classic cars was sentenced last week for several acts of public indecency. Sandy Wong, 45, was arrested three separate times earlier this year for masturbating on the hoods of autos, including a Mini Cooper and a $50,000 BMW sedan, which was on display at an auto show.

During an interview with a court-appointed psychiatrist, Wong explained that he is sexually aroused "by a certain type of car...like a '67 Camaro, '55 Chevy Bel Air." He added that he was particularly attracted to a vehicle's "roof top...it's curved like a woman's body, the sex appeal, it felt good."

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I guess guys in Canada LOVE a nice car... :fuckyou:
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September 19th, 2018, 11:00 am

.... and this crazy lunatic duped female caregivers into bathing him and changing his diapers.... even though he wasn't sick!!!!
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October 4th, 2018, 11:56 am

https://www.newsweek.com/cruise-ship-re ... nt-1148493

What happens when 1300 indians having a party take over a cruise ship...
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October 4th, 2018, 12:04 pm

guess I'll cross Houston off my list...
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October 4th, 2018, 12:30 pm

rokkerr wrote: ↑August 25th, 2018, 7:19 am https://news.avclub.com/florida-securit ... 577912/amp


I didn't know whether to post this under the stupid pics thread or not but I guess it belongs here...
A Florida security guard.... who bears an uncanny resemblance to Calgary Mike... got fired for documenting his farts online...

For some reason I found this hilarious... :fuckyou:

For those of you that want to follow his farts.. here's Paul Flart on Instagram...https://www.instagram.com/paulflart/ :yeahbaby:


Meanwhile... Paul is still flarting... https://www.instagram.com/paulflart/ :rofl:
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October 4th, 2018, 4:17 pm

rokkerr wrote: ↑October 4th, 2018, 12:30 pm Meanwhile... Paul is still flarting... https://www.instagram.com/paulflart/ :rofl:
He's been on a few of the podcasts I listen to, likeable enough guy, he plans to continue with his (f)arts and see where it takes him.
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October 5th, 2018, 8:39 am

His mommie must be so proud....
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October 5th, 2018, 10:56 pm

Connie cringed just a little as I read her another great story from the State of Florida :) hahaha :goodpost:
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October 8th, 2018, 10:44 am

Somehow no one was hurt in this real life accident where a truck got airborne and landed on a car... :help:
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October 8th, 2018, 10:47 am

... and if you have ever wondered the average time people wait before farting in front of a partner....

Men wait for about 6 months... women wait 1.3 years...
Speaking from personal experience that should be in weeks... not months... :fuckyou:

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October 9th, 2018, 1:47 pm

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/man-l ... reach-119g

Used girlfriend on Ebay for $119,000 with a leaky rear???? ha ha...
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October 11th, 2018, 1:16 am

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October 11th, 2018, 8:54 pm

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Connie didn't think this was funny, but it totally cracked me up
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October 12th, 2018, 7:12 am

If you feel the urge at this picnic, maybe you should look down before you sit down.
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October 12th, 2018, 7:14 am

I mentioned to several that I was pretty sick yesterday.
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October 12th, 2018, 10:30 am

https://www.foxnews.com/world/woman-sna ... -with-kids

Crazy video of dude mounting a croc...
and a story about a woman eaten by a croc....

Why you'd want to fuck with a croc is beyond me...
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