My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

[stickyvicky]

I got this one today:
Why do you always have sex in your dreams?
Why can you not stop fornication or adultery?
Why do you want to sleep with a man or a woman like you (HOMO, or Lesbianism)?
Why do you love masturbation so much? Why?
This testimony isn't a lie; it's not a joke; it's not a story; it's not a dream, hell is real! Hell exists! To anyone that doesn't believe, I want to tell you that hell is real, very real. I can't find words to tell you how real it is. I wish that you could experience it yourself.
Choose your final destiny: Life or death, Heaven or hell, Jesus or the devil. It's clear, either you belong to jesus or to the devil. Either you do what is right or you do what is wrong.
You choose destiny: Eternal life or the lake of fire. Think about it. Decide now. Jesus Christ died on the cross for each one of us, for our sins, and He gave us the opportunity of salvation by His mercy. Accept Christ as your only Savior!
Now that you've heard this testimony, don't let this moment be the one you regret forever in hell

I want to answer: Why do you care? Why don't you mind your own business and not watch what I do?

[George B]

I want to answer: Why do you care? Why don't you mind your own business and not watch what I do?

I would be much less polite, but that's just me.

[Davest]

But the devil IS real! He appeared at church last weekend in a puff of smoke and brimstone. Everyone screamed and ran off, except me. The devil raised an eyebrow and asked me why I wasn't scared? I said "I'm not scared of you because I used to be married to your sister."

[Andrew35]

My favorite line "when I come calling the Devil still answers to me with Sir"

[rokkerr]

I hope this Canadian guy NEVER joins the VNA as a member... YIKES.... in Angelina's inbox...


Yes babe I would love to u know I love babe I'm m gunna merry u if 100$ will that help or 200$and then how will our vid is make I am going bye ingament ring angilina r u one and only love I gotta talk with about things in Canada it's my family really fucked up babe like I'm trying get a place for just u and me baby thank you soudh u don't know how much I appreciate u wanting me baby u r the frost and only I don't get lade at all my ex girlfriend crystal Erickson never had early kissed and I did not like that played me sh se ii d u will never a pornstar like those others saying on Facebook there jealous she hatch my FB change the relationship ship omg babe she trying savatage it baby everyone is jealous of me and u cuz we gunna sail across the world make porn and babe I'm urs like that m getting ur tattoo Ed on me as u have the biggest sexist boobs I have fuckin seen and you antasia lux was vary depending use to me that b twitter can u let her know I'm ur man in off limits u guys both have same size d boobs h g cups but ye boobs ur smile we will have some one did babe boy and a girl and babe please call me msg u r the only one who ever giving a Chance and I love u angilina Castro forever
And always ur husband baby daddy Sheldon cuz I think u be one sexy Mumma can we make she the babys are breast fed natal
Milk omg that
Hats d
Fantasy and I would l like to try ur milk babe I haven't been lade in 2 years ok I promise u my dick get to hard

[TheShaft]

I hope this Canadian guy NEVER joins the VNA as a member... YIKES.... in Angelina's inbox...


Yes babe I would love to u know I love babe I'm m gunna merry u if 100$ will that help or 200$and then how will our vid is make I am going bye ingament ring angilina r u one and only love I gotta talk with about things in Canada it's my family really fucked up babe like I'm trying get a place for just u and me baby thank you soudh u don't know how much I appreciate u wanting me baby u r the frost and only I don't get lade at all my ex girlfriend crystal Erickson never had early kissed and I did not like that played me sh se ii d u will never a pornstar like those others saying on Facebook there jealous she hatch my FB change the relationship ship omg babe she trying savatage it baby everyone is jealous of me and u cuz we gunna sail across the world make porn and babe I'm urs like that m getting ur tattoo Ed on me as u have the biggest sexist boobs I have fuckin seen and you antasia lux was vary
depending use to me that b twitter can u let her know I'm ur man in off limits u guys both have same size d boobs h g cups but ye boobs ur smile we will have some one did babe boy and a girl and babe please call me msg u r the only one who ever giving a Chance and I love u angilina Castro forever
And always ur husband baby daddy Sheldon cuz I think u be one sexy Mumma can we make she the babys are breast fed natal
Milk omg that
Hats d
Fantasy and I would l like to try ur milk babe I haven't been lade in 2 years ok I promise u my dick get to hard

Hey CGYMike, you need to lay off the Tim Horton’s coffee....

[Davest]

Well, it IS very difficult to type one handed...

[stickyvicky]

Sounds like a winner! Lol ... You know you want him.....

[Andrew35]

For me it's not being a "fan" and actually like caring about hey what's going in a persons life beside of oh wow your a porn star, etc. treat people like they are people so I've picked up a lot of people as friends being that way. Just treat people decent.

[stickyvicky]

I got this one today!
"i want you covered in cakes and pies masterbating"

someone's got a sweet tooth huh? lol.... not sure if that one turns me on or not! lol... I know Charlee does a lot of that "wet and messy" fetish... I prefer oil!

[CGYMike]

I got this one today!
"i want you covered in cakes and pies masterbating"

someone's got a sweet tooth huh? lol.... not sure if that one turns me on or not! lol... I know Charlee does a lot of that "wet and messy" fetish... I prefer oil!

If I close my eyes I can see this one...have I mentioned that I am a big strawberry shortcake fan??

[WalterB]

This isnt an email, it was a post on Instagram. Vicky posted a couple of gorgeous pictures on IG. One of the responses was,

"get_animated_00 - I want to drink ur piss"

I'd better not make any more comments about this one.

[stickyvicky]

I have some lunatic posting up a storm about me on twitter now... not quite sure what to do about him? He thinks @vickyvettexxx is me and has been tweeting to that one and to me. If I block him it may just send him off the deep end. He says we are dating and I have addiction problems, and he wants to help me, lol... says I need treatment and I need to stop escorting. Says I am living with my mom. Quite entertaining really! Have you seen him? https://twitter.com/Paul80601191 I see DJ told him, lol...

[George B]

I have some lunatic posting up a storm about me on twitter now... not quite sure what to do about him? He thinks @vickyvettexxx is me and has been tweeting to that one and to me. If I block him it may just send him off the deep end. He says we are dating and I have addiction problems, and he wants to help me, lol... says I need treatment and I need to stop escorting. Says I am living with my mom. Quite entertaining really! Have you seen him? https://twitter.com/Paul80601191 I see DJ told him, lol...

I'm taking a vacation from social media. I blocked instagram, twitter and facebook on all my devices. From the look of this, I'm not missing anything.

[Andrew35]

One my friends on Twitter, just got one dude saying "beg me to fuck you bitch" I reported that comment. (I'm very protective over my "family"

George, I tell you that was a good idea walking away from, sometimes you got to walk away from it whether for a while or permanently

[CGYMike]

I have some lunatic posting up a storm about me on twitter now... not quite sure what to do about him? He thinks @vickyvettexxx is me and has been tweeting to that one and to me. If I block him it may just send him off the deep end. He says we are dating and I have addiction problems, and he wants to help me, lol... says I need treatment and I need to stop escorting. Says I am living with my mom. Quite entertaining really! Have you seen him? https://twitter.com/Paul80601191 I see DJ told him, lol...

Oh my friggin' hell..I just read this guy's twitter acct. This dude is a total Wack-a-doodle. I have no idea how to combat this guy. He is one brick short of a full load.

[DrDave47]

As my surveying friends would say a Bubble and a half off...of level...

[stickyvicky]

I got this one yesterday:
Hi
Excuse me!
IÂm a poor guy.
If u can please give me the access to watch your movies.
I ´m from a poor country!
Please! I´m bagging u.

MOHAMED PARSA AZIMI

[stickyvicky]

then today i got this one, i don't even know what it means...

Dear Sirs, or Madams,

What the blue fuck is the matter with you?

I searched for "Boys Eating Shit." The search returned with 0 .

I did a search for 'Teen Boys 69" and the search returned Empty.

Admittedly some of the videos were lovely as, for example 2 lovely Lesbians Making Love. Sweet as this is, it has nothing to do with my search or what I desire.

I searched for "Boys Eating Shit." The search returned with A great many videos. But none of them were about defecate, eating it or otherwise.

I also searched for "Boys Rimming" to determine if my search for the other topic indicated it was a corrupt search or if you were just incredibly fucked up.

The latter appeared to be the case as my search turned up nothing relevant.

I have searched for videos to find the search

The latter appeared to be the case as my search turned up nothing relevant.

I have searched for videos to find the search results have naught to do with what I searched for.

The latter appeared to be the case as my search turned up nothing relevant.

I have searched for videos to find the search results have naught to do with what I searched for.

Are you utter fucking assholes?

Or will you heal this incredibly sickening problem?

Furthermore your contact information was both sick and rude. I could not send my message and received some pigswill about terms and conditions which I accepted,. This is just one more instance of how great your site is fucked up and how much you are fucking assholes

I had to send to this address which is perhaps also fucked up and run by stinking pieces of excrement which you all must be.

I implore you to please don't be abject fucking assholes and continue to ignore me but heal this sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick issue.

Please heal it this afternoon and cease being fucking assholes.

I once thought this site was excellent but now it has turned to unmitigated pigswill.

Kindly restore your once great site.

Your totally disgusted visitor,

Carl Jones

[George B]

more like hot carl jones...