My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

[carl goldfinger]

Yeah Walt !

I'm like you, sitting in front of my PC with an open mouth, wondering about what craziness is going on here sometimes.
But... ok, everyone has some fetish or so... some are common... some are far away from common sense.
I've learned so much in my time here.
To respect the peoples desires for this & that, but many things still make me smile or let me almost laugh to death...
Oops... I forgot to say, some things are still digusting for me... urgh...

It's all a matter of taste

Carl

[WalterB]

Did I tell you about the lady who wants me to fart on a rag and put it in a plastic baggie and send it to her? lol... I'll copy paste it here next time she writes to me. I don't think it's wrong as long as I don't print their names....

Aww, Vicky, come on. Print their names. Inquiring minds wanna know who to laugh at.

You're right, Carl. As they say, "It takes all kinds... (to make a world.")

(Howcum no one has ever asked ME to fart in a rag and send it to them in a baggie?? HUH? HUH?)

[Vince]

I love the retweets of stupid questions that Charlee Chase shows on twitter. The stuff that people ask her, I like to call them twitter twits. I must admit those twitter twits crack me up.

[CGYMike]

This one was retweeted by Charlee tonight...made me laugh my ass off

@charlee_chase I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie.
Retweeted by Charlee Chase ®™

Say what???? hahahaha

[crank]

Oh crap, why didn't I find this thread sooner? This is some funnk y stuff, I hope some new ones get posted.

[Anthony_JK]

Oh, nice...blasting gas is the new ATM, I suppose.

Just wait until Gail Dines or Shelley Lubben get a hold of that. You won't ever stop them from talking ever again.

[CGYMike]

I really wish this thread would grow some legs and the ladies would post more of their most bizarre emails or requests from their adoring fans..some of them are off the hook funny :)

I mean Vicky had a guy offer her a wad (pun intended) of cash to cum on her feet last weekend. I wanna hear more stuff like that in the future. hahahahaha now thats a fan :)

[stickyvicky]

Here's a recent one:
Hi,
My name's XXXXX XXXXXXX. I have a non-recurrung membership to sarajay.com, and would like a refund. I tried doing this through ccbill and they said I have to send this request to you. I have only browsed through the content once since signing up, and I was not satisfied with the content. I was expecting a lot of exclusive content, and instead I found mostly content I can find on every other free streaming adult site. I do not wish to pay for something I can easily find elsewhere for free. I would very much like my money refunded. My account info is: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

thank you to the tube sites....

[carl goldfinger]

That's one of those XPeeeePX who ruins any of the girls & the biz.
Someone like him goes into a coffeeshop, oders some cake, eats it completely & then don't want to pay because the cake didn't taste good.

He should buy a blow-up doll to talk to it & write it some messages... then waiting an answer.... huh?
& then he can watch some porn anywhere... while waiting for Godot.



Carl

[CGYMike]

I can only assume Vicky that douchebag new member guy did not get a refund from you. I will give him credit for having brass balls enough to ask for a refund to begin with but thats as far as I will go. What a tool :) hahaha

[stickyvicky]

NO HE DID NOT!

[crank]

Here's a recent one:
Hi,
My name's XXXXX XXXXXXX. I have a non-recurrung membership to sarajay.com, and would like a refund. I tried doing this through ccbill and they said I have to send this request to you. I have only browsed through the content once since signing up, and I was not satisfied with the content. I was expecting a lot of exclusive content, and instead I found mostly content I can find on every other free streaming adult site. I do not wish to pay for something I can easily find elsewhere for free. I would very much like my money refunded. My account info is: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

thank you to the tube sites....

The nerve of some peoples' kids...

[stickyvicky]

Got this one today:

Vicky, I hope you don't find this offensive but if you do I apologize
Do you ever do any pissing videos? I would so love to have you pee in my mouth and drink it. You are so everything I would even lick other mens cum from you
Thank you n I hope you don't hate me
Love you

[CGYMike]

hahaha...wowzers :) There are things that I would like you to do with me Vicky but that ain't one of them :)

[rua1972]

At least he is very polite.

[WalterB]

Love your new Avatar, Rua. Tme to change mine, too.

[rua1972]

Nice one Walter

[stickyvicky]

Got this one this morning!

HELLO... my name is walid from morocco, i love so much filming sex in home,i know guys and girls ready for the filming but i don't have good camera, please send me camera because in your country you have good cameras at cheap prices, I promise you i will send you all my videos . that's my address in morocco ((( house number 9 ''sidi azouz'' side street, neighborhood of ''baraka'' , township of ''karia wlad moussa'' , salé city , rabat city ))) I'm waiting the Answer Eagerly and thank you very much

Sounds like a great deal right? lol....

[CGYMike]

lmao...I think you should jump all over that one Vicky...how could you go wrong?

I love this thread :)

Mike

[Vince]

So what camera are you going to send him, lol.