The Official "Douchebag" Thread

[CGYMike]

Fine customer service from Ticketmaster as usual. They are scalpers no doubt about it.

Maybe thats why I haven't gone to a concert in the last 5 years.


They really are a bunch of douchebags. Thanks for the posting Julie


Colonel Mike

[WalterB]

That they are. They can say that because they contact the promoters and get an exclusive contract. Even the venue can't sell tickets anymore (which they used to do without the "service charge" robbery.) Do a little math. Multiply $28 times, oh, 20,000 tickets sounds reasonable. You think someone isn't getting very, very rich off of legal robbery? They have insinuated themselves (added a third, unnecessary, step,) into a process that was working very well as it was (the venue sold all the tickets,) promoted it as "saving the venue money," for a "slight" (cough, cough) service fee. And now they have taken over, getting rich off of poor people who only want to see their favorite group. The only way to stop it is to refuse to buy tickets, and you know that isn't going to happen.

But, then, I really don't have an opinion on the subject.

[Vince]

Ticketmaster = Schemers

[hotjulie]

We flew my nieces up here by WestJet, normally we fly AirNorth, anyway when they checked in they had them sitting in different places. When they asked if they could sit together it cost $45 each to move them. They got hold of me and I paid it. I told them to take a picture of the inside of the plane. It wasn't even 1/2 full. So I sent an email to WestJet and complained about that. I haven't heard back from them and really don't expect to

[h0rnytoad1]

thats weird. i've flown many times and never got asked for any money for switching seats when in the plane, especially when its half empty.

when ordering online that can happen.

[CGYMike]

I want to introduce you to my two new pals from New York City, Craig and Daniel :)

Welcome to the Douchebag Thread my friends


Mike

[WalterB]

Yeah, you two are cool.

[CGYMike]

What can I say...douchbaggery even stretches to the ladies out there...what the hell was she thinking??

[dave45]

wow I say I like good ink! That is NOT good ink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Dave

[Anthony_JK]

Oh, YUCK!!!

I'm not opposed to tattoos in principle, but HELL TO THE NO!!! What happens if she happens to break up with him and she wants to remove it?? OUCH!!!!

[dave45]

Ya and what happens if she wants to get a job in the real world? I wonder if anyone would hire her to meet customers at say a 5 star Hotel?


Dave

[hotjulie]

Can a Douchbag be an animal? Cause if it can I sure met one!!

I got some new cowboy boots for my birthday, there smoking hot, brown with pink all through them, fucking things cost $250. We were getting some cattle to take to the auction and I'm dressed to go already. One calf was nervous about getting in the truck and I got on the ramp to encourage her in. We got her in and a steer bolts to leave before the door was closed. I'm still on the ramp and jump to to top fence rail. I lost my balance and fell in the corral. I don't know when it was cleaned but I was up to my knees in cow shit and mud. I tried to walk but lost my balance and fell in. Everyone is killing themselves laughing at me and I'm throwing handfuls of shit at them. My jeans were tucked into my boots , oh my new boots are now in the garbage. If I would have been able that steer would have been on our BBQ

[CGYMike]

hahahahaha...oh Julie I needed a really good laugh tonight and you just provided it for me.

Let this be a lesson...never tuck your Wranglers into your cowgirl boots...hahahahaha

Sorry about the boots but that was way too funny :)


xoxox Mike

[WalterB]

I will not make one silly comment to dear Julie over this. She does waaaayyyy too good herself!

[CGYMike]

From the files of "you have got to be f'n kidding me"

Check out this friggin' douchebag. I'm happy to report that because of the automation of the garbage truck and recycling programs, this douchebag will be out of work very very soon.



Mike

[hotjulie]

I was given a gift certificate to Risqué it's a custom made lingrie place. I went there last Thursday and both the girls are busy, so I'm looking around. I found a few things I really liked and when one if the sales girl had time she came over. I showed her the things I liked and she says ok, but I need your measurements and cup size. I tell her 34A-25-33, she says I'm sorry we don't cater to girls that aren't at least a "C" cup. Now it doesn't take a rocket scientest to see I'm small, I smiled and said "just think of the money you'll make not needing very much material!" She says your not funny so I told her I had a $200 gift certificate and I wanted to use it. She says we sell thongs, and I said "do I need a 48" fucking ass to fit them?" She told me to leave and I told her I wanted my money back and she said that's not their policy. I said to her, you won't help me cause I got small tits and won't give me my money back, are you nuts? Another girl comes from the back and asks what the problem is and she tells her what it is. So she tells me the same thing and I look at her and say just give my money back and I'll leave. They talk to each other and I hear her say " give the money to the little bitch and get rid of her. So I got my money back and just as I was about to leave I said to them, "You both should go to the gym and stop looking like a couple of pigs getting ready for slaughter, cause really who would eat you?" So I got my money back and I guess I won't be coming back to this store in Camrose

[WalterB]

Wow, couple of real assholes. Reminds me of Pretty Woman. Julia goes into an exclusive shop in her hooker clothes with several hundreds of dollars to spend. The sales lady looks at her and asks her to leave. So she goes back to the hotel, depressed. Her "John," Edward (Richard Gere,) gets her fixed up. He takes her out and sets her up royally. Then Julia struts back into the snob shop all dressed up and carrying more expensive goodies and says something like, "Remember me? Well, you screwed up. BIG time!" The kind of thing that really makes you feel good.

If they have a Better Business Bureau up there, you should file a complaint. Then you should look the shop up on Facebook and Twitter and speak your piece. People today want to be cool online, but they forget it is a two-way door.

Found a couple clips. If you haven't seen the movie, watch them. (Click the little gear wheel in the lower right and select the 480P resolution.)

[CGYMike]

This douchebag makes me so proud to be Canadian....What an ass-wipe

[WalterB]

The girl in the background sees it, too.

[Vince]

His diaper is full,