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Re: My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

Posted: May 1st, 2020, 5:01 am
by PeterL22
stickyvicky wrote: April 29th, 2020, 6:22 pm I wasn't even rude to him? I just said I didn't know what he was talking about? Which I didn't. His email was kind of cryptic didn't you think? Whatever...
Looks to me like classic Cold War KGB recruitment email.
It's how the got me involved - whoops forget I said that!

Anyway , you'd make a great Honey Trap Vicky.

Re: My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

Posted: May 1st, 2020, 8:05 am
by lance_s
PeterL22 wrote: May 1st, 2020, 5:01 am
stickyvicky wrote: April 29th, 2020, 6:22 pm I wasn't even rude to him? I just said I didn't know what he was talking about? Which I didn't. His email was kind of cryptic didn't you think? Whatever...
Looks to me like classic Cold War KGB recruitment email.
It's how the got me involved - whoops forget I said that!

Anyway , you'd make a great Honey Trap Vicky.
Or even a honey pot?

Re: My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

Posted: May 2nd, 2020, 5:34 am
by PeterL22
lance_s wrote: May 1st, 2020, 8:05 am
PeterL22 wrote: May 1st, 2020, 5:01 am
stickyvicky wrote: April 29th, 2020, 6:22 pm I wasn't even rude to him? I just said I didn't know what he was talking about? Which I didn't. His email was kind of cryptic didn't you think? Whatever...
Looks to me like classic Cold War KGB recruitment email.
It's how the got me involved - whoops forget I said that!

Anyway , you'd make a great Honey Trap Vicky.
Or even a honey pot?
But as your controller, I would have to debrief you Vicky (that works on several levels)!!

Re: My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

Posted: May 2nd, 2020, 10:10 am
by lance_s
PeterL22 wrote: May 2nd, 2020, 5:34 am
lance_s wrote: May 1st, 2020, 8:05 am
PeterL22 wrote: May 1st, 2020, 5:01 am
stickyvicky wrote: April 29th, 2020, 6:22 pm I wasn't even rude to him? I just said I didn't know what he was talking about? Which I didn't. His email was kind of cryptic didn't you think? Whatever...
Looks to me like classic Cold War KGB recruitment email.
It's how the got me involved - whoops forget I said that!

Anyway , you'd make a great Honey Trap Vicky.
Or even a honey pot?
But as your controller, I would have to debrief you Vicky (that works on several levels)!!
As controller, do you have to provide support as necessary?

Re: My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

Posted: May 3rd, 2020, 5:56 am
by PeterL22
lance_s wrote: May 2nd, 2020, 10:10 am
PeterL22 wrote: May 2nd, 2020, 5:34 am
lance_s wrote: May 1st, 2020, 8:05 am
PeterL22 wrote: May 1st, 2020, 5:01 am
stickyvicky wrote: April 29th, 2020, 6:22 pm I wasn't even rude to him? I just said I didn't know what he was talking about? Which I didn't. His email was kind of cryptic didn't you think? Whatever...
Looks to me like classic Cold War KGB recruitment email.
It's how the got me involved - whoops forget I said that!

Anyway , you'd make a great Honey Trap Vicky.
Or even a honey pot?
But as your controller, I would have to debrief you Vicky (that works on several levels)!!
As controller, do you have to provide support as necessary?
Support (I would estimate 2 BSH), training, gadgets and as I said my favourite - debriefing!!!

Re: My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

Posted: May 3rd, 2020, 9:38 am
by lance_s
PeterL22 wrote: May 3rd, 2020, 5:56 am
lance_s wrote: May 2nd, 2020, 10:10 am
PeterL22 wrote: May 2nd, 2020, 5:34 am
lance_s wrote: May 1st, 2020, 8:05 am
PeterL22 wrote: May 1st, 2020, 5:01 am
stickyvicky wrote: April 29th, 2020, 6:22 pm I wasn't even rude to him? I just said I didn't know what he was talking about? Which I didn't. His email was kind of cryptic didn't you think? Whatever...
Looks to me like classic Cold War KGB recruitment email.
It's how the got me involved - whoops forget I said that!

Anyway , you'd make a great Honey Trap Vicky.
Or even a honey pot?
But as your controller, I would have to debrief you Vicky (that works on several levels)!!
As controller, do you have to provide support as necessary?
Support (I would estimate 2 BSH), training, gadgets and as I said my favourite - debriefing!!!
I would estimate Vicky as more than 2 BSH. 2 GBH perhaps? (Did I just coin a new unit of measure?)

Re: My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

Posted: May 4th, 2020, 7:15 am
by PeterL22
lance_s wrote: May 3rd, 2020, 9:38 am
PeterL22 wrote: May 3rd, 2020, 5:56 am
lance_s wrote: May 2nd, 2020, 10:10 am
PeterL22 wrote: May 2nd, 2020, 5:34 am
lance_s wrote: May 1st, 2020, 8:05 am
PeterL22 wrote: May 1st, 2020, 5:01 am
stickyvicky wrote: April 29th, 2020, 6:22 pm I wasn't even rude to him? I just said I didn't know what he was talking about? Which I didn't. His email was kind of cryptic didn't you think? Whatever...
Looks to me like classic Cold War KGB recruitment email.
It's how the got me involved - whoops forget I said that!

Anyway , you'd make a great Honey Trap Vicky.
Or even a honey pot?
But as your controller, I would have to debrief you Vicky (that works on several levels)!!
As controller, do you have to provide support as necessary?
Support (I would estimate 2 BSH), training, gadgets and as I said my favourite - debriefing!!!
I would estimate Vicky as more than 2 BSH. 2 GBH perhaps? (Did I just coin a new unit of measure?)
I think that you did - I always give the measure per side. If you want a total for both, I guess it would be 4 BSH.
Could you clarify what GBH stands for (apart for Grevious Bodily Harm!)?

Re: My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

Posted: May 4th, 2020, 8:51 am
by lance_s
PeterL22 wrote: May 4th, 2020, 7:15 am
lance_s wrote: May 3rd, 2020, 9:38 am
PeterL22 wrote: May 3rd, 2020, 5:56 am
lance_s wrote: May 2nd, 2020, 10:10 am
PeterL22 wrote: May 2nd, 2020, 5:34 am
lance_s wrote: May 1st, 2020, 8:05 am
PeterL22 wrote: May 1st, 2020, 5:01 am
stickyvicky wrote: April 29th, 2020, 6:22 pm I wasn't even rude to him? I just said I didn't know what he was talking about? Which I didn't. His email was kind of cryptic didn't you think? Whatever...
Looks to me like classic Cold War KGB recruitment email.
It's how the got me involved - whoops forget I said that!

Anyway , you'd make a great Honey Trap Vicky.
Or even a honey pot?
But as your controller, I would have to debrief you Vicky (that works on several levels)!!
As controller, do you have to provide support as necessary?
Support (I would estimate 2 BSH), training, gadgets and as I said my favourite - debriefing!!!
I would estimate Vicky as more than 2 BSH. 2 GBH perhaps? (Did I just coin a new unit of measure?)
I think that you did - I always give the measure per side. If you want a total for both, I guess it would be 4 BSH.
Could you clarify what GBH stands for (apart for Grevious Bodily Harm!)?
I thought about the grevious bodily harm interpretation after I'd already submitted the post. I thought you might have guessed what I intended by GBH - generous British handful!

So 2 BSH = 1 GBH

Re: My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

Posted: May 5th, 2020, 5:20 am
by PeterL22
lance_s wrote: May 4th, 2020, 8:51 am
PeterL22 wrote: May 4th, 2020, 7:15 am
lance_s wrote: May 3rd, 2020, 9:38 am
PeterL22 wrote: May 3rd, 2020, 5:56 am
lance_s wrote: May 2nd, 2020, 10:10 am
PeterL22 wrote: May 2nd, 2020, 5:34 am
lance_s wrote: May 1st, 2020, 8:05 am
PeterL22 wrote: May 1st, 2020, 5:01 am
stickyvicky wrote: April 29th, 2020, 6:22 pm I wasn't even rude to him? I just said I didn't know what he was talking about? Which I didn't. His email was kind of cryptic didn't you think? Whatever...
Looks to me like classic Cold War KGB recruitment email.
It's how the got me involved - whoops forget I said that!

Anyway , you'd make a great Honey Trap Vicky.
Or even a honey pot?
But as your controller, I would have to debrief you Vicky (that works on several levels)!!
As controller, do you have to provide support as necessary?
Support (I would estimate 2 BSH), training, gadgets and as I said my favourite - debriefing!!!
I would estimate Vicky as more than 2 BSH. 2 GBH perhaps? (Did I just coin a new unit of measure?)
I think that you did - I always give the measure per side. If you want a total for both, I guess it would be 4 BSH.
Could you clarify what GBH stands for (apart for Grevious Bodily Harm!)?
I thought about the grevious bodily harm interpretation after I'd already submitted the post. I thought you might have guessed what I intended by GBH - generous British handful!

So 2 BSH = 1 GBH
I'm more a traditionalist - BSH (for our American viewers) = British Standard Handful

What I deal with on a daily basis

Posted: July 12th, 2021, 11:30 am
by stickyvicky
Since I have to deal with the stupidity all day long everyday, on Twitter, on Instagram, only fans, by email, (I also get messages on manyvids and pornhub and other places, but I never read them.)

We may as well get a laugh out of it right? Every day i get dick pics, marriage proposals, offers to "save/rescue me" from my horrible life and demands to turn my life over to Jesus and stop sinning or else I will burn in hell.
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Screenshot_20210712-111649_BlueMail.jpg

Re: My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

Posted: July 12th, 2021, 12:48 pm
by WalterB
Apparently it's only not allowed to have a paid subscription in Iran. Looks like "free" subscriptions are OK.

Re: My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

Posted: July 12th, 2021, 12:54 pm
by stickyvicky
I told him to join her onlyfans. That is the one good thing about that service it's allowed in all countries because it's not porn haha… true story..

Re: My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

Posted: July 12th, 2021, 9:45 pm
by CGYMike
I can't tolerate myself either :) :goodpost:

Re: My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

Posted: May 31st, 2022, 10:13 am
by stickyvicky
How should I answer this one?
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Re: My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

Posted: May 31st, 2022, 10:31 am
by LizLemon85
That is both sad and hilarious at the same time.
Yes, it is indeed too much to ask.
And every hipster in your local coffee shop looks "kinda like Jesus", so not a very unique selling point.
Plus, obviously it's a trick and he's not the real Jesus because the real Jesus was shy.
comeonjesus.jpeg

Re: My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

Posted: May 31st, 2022, 12:56 pm
by WalterB
LOL. You reply with, "My son. You want to play me in a movie? Grow a beard, go find a hooker who looks like Mary, then get naked and make some bacon. You can use your phone to record it. Send me the clip and I'll post it here for everyone."

Re: My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

Posted: May 31st, 2022, 10:05 pm
by CGYMike
Man, have I missed this thread :) hahaha

Re: My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

Posted: September 19th, 2022, 6:41 pm
by stickyvicky
Got a kick out of this one. Wow 1000 condoms huh? Damn that's impressive. I'm glad he put (tits) in parenthesis to clarify what he meant. Any suggestions on how to answer him?

Re: My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

Posted: September 19th, 2022, 10:11 pm
by WalterB
How about "Can you send 100 to my cam room Admin Walt? He keeps getting stuff all over his keyboard.". :lmao:

Re: My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

Posted: September 20th, 2022, 4:43 am
by LizLemon85
A little offtopic, but what the hell are "Trojan Condoms"? You unwrap them and a bunch of greek warriors jump out to take over Troy?