My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

[WalterB]

I"ve got Dad's old Brownie box camera I could send you, Vicky.

[stickyvicky]

Yeah, send it to Walid, lol... he'll appreciate it.

[stickyvicky]

I woke up to a nice email today...

Yuhr such a hoe i dont know how they can pay you if your freaking ugly dee onli nice thing is yuhr boobs(not lesbian) but other then that yuhr so freaking ugly little azz whore i feel bad if you kids cuz if i had a mom dat wuld do wat you do ohh ii wouldnt even want to be born eeeeewwwww nasty ass lil hood rat

[Vince]

What language is that, can't understand what he\she is trying to say.

[WalterB]

Hahaha, Ebonics is live and well.

Actually, that is too far off the wall to be real. That has to be something somebody made up in an attempt to be funny. Kind of hard to think someone could be that illiterate and still be able to work a computer.

So, Vicky, are you gonna clean up your image?

I wanted to speak in the vernacular of ole Streetboy, but I can't say some of the necessary things to my dear Vicky, even in jest.

[CGYMike]

I shared this thread with Shandafay over the weekend and she promises that she will add a few of her wacky emails that she had gotten to here as well.

[stickyvicky]

Being Christmas, I got a slew of these...

Pornographic Kill Jesus, stop do porn
Mustafa

sorry shoulda posted them all here instead of deleting them... lol..

[CGYMike]

hahaha...I'm all for reading hate mail, especially at this time of year :) Bring it on baby

Merry Friggin' Christmas hehehe

[Anthony_JK]

I woke up to a nice email today...

Yuhr such a hoe i dont know how they can pay you if your freaking ugly dee onli nice thing is yuhr boobs(not lesbian) but other then that yuhr so freaking ugly little azz whore i feel bad if you kids cuz if i had a mom dat wuld do wat you do ohh ii wouldnt even want to be born eeeeewwwww nasty ass lil hood rat

Probably written by some ratchet who just loves him some Monica Foster.

[WalterB]

YAYYYY. I see Ebonics is alive and well in da 'hood.

[Vince]

I wish Phonics was alive and well, lol.

[stickyvicky]

Here's a juicy one I just got today!

Hi Vicky, are you interested in doing an ass bear? This would be a plush toy bear that you would keep in your asshole for awhile to get a nice ass scent on it. Sit on it, wear it when you workout, etc. I'd buy the bear from Amazon and have it shipped to you and pay to have the bear shipped back to me UPS one day shipping.

What do you think? Should I jump on it? I know maybe I should refer him to Puma.......

[Vince]

I would just leave the teddy bear in a bag of dog poop for a while and then send it to him.

[stickyvicky]

Hello im an Egyptian guy and i want booking you to say in my house for about 2 days completely and i will give you 2000$ for those 2 days , and i will also ganna give you a good gifts from me to you :)well is it okey or do you want more money ?please reply me as soon as possible.

I was just gonna delete it like I normally do, but then i saw he's an Egptian guy! Well that changes everything doesnt it? lol...

[WalterB]

Hallooeee, Vickiey gurl. I am lonely Texis cowguy in rich Tesis. I wan fuck you for on wek at my ranch in the wester. I weel pay prutty u 2 cows and yu well git a long little doggie, plus too sheeps and herse too rid. Plese writ me at ur early so I can have yu now.

[CGYMike]

Lmfao. This is my favorite all time thread :). Hands down no questions asked :). Hahaha

[carl goldfinger]

Forgive him Vicky, he's a newbe... but seroiusly, he urgently needs some school of pornstar etiquette

& not seriously, Walt... I laugh my ass off hahahaha you're too funny



Carl


PS: I have only some lice to give... deal? ....pfttthahahahahahaha

[Anthony_JK]

Did someone say "Fan Etiquette"???

[CGYMike]

Every time I need a good laugh I pull up this thread and read the dumb-ass s#%t on here....if that doesn't do it I go the official Stupid Shit Pics post...lmao

[TheShaft]

(Arabic accent) Hot porn star, I have mansion. I have jet. I have yacht. I have Ferraris & Lamborghinis. I fly you here for weekend. We have fun. Bring lube and toys. Don't be late...