jokes for Sunny

[danamend]

I asked Sunny what she liked about me. She said not much.

[danamend]

I guess I'm going to have to lose some weight. A lot of women tell me they want to see less of me.

[h0rnytoad1]

[danamend]

Sunny may have to be registered with the FDA as a drug. When you are with her, you feel so high & never better. When she is gone you never have felt so low & depressed. Or is it just me?

[danamend]

I'm dating myself,because no one else wants to.

[danamend]

I realized my looks peaked when I was 16...months.

[h0rnytoad1]

I'm dating myself,because no one else wants to.

lmao that is a good one.

[h0rnytoad1]

Q: How can you get a cheap 3way that'll make you seem brighter?

A: Screw in a 3way light bulb.

Hey at least something's getting a good screw around here

[danamend]

had a date with a policewoman, but she said she didn't find me to be a person of interest.

[danamend]

Q: How many lead singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: one, because the world revolve around him or her.

[John_fromNY]

Some funny jokes danamend.

Your jokes remind me of
1. the king Henny Youngman!!

Among others:

2. Groucho Marx
3. Milton Berle
4. Rodney Dangerfield
5. Richard Lewis
6. the great Steven Wright

Keep it up.

[danamend]

I was fortunate enough to get to have sex with Sunny once. I must not have been very good. She has wanted to get together with me since. I was lucky I was shaking so much from Parkinson's disease, otherwise she would have fallen asleep.

[danamend]

Thanks to all for your support. Sunny thought that what I lack in looks, I might make up for in sense of humor. I know she's very, very busy & doesn't have time to read these so thanks again .. I hope you've enjoyed these & keep submitting any jokes you have.

[danamend]

a lot of women say spending time with me is comparable to a yeast infection, menstral cramps or labor pains. Fortunately there are drugs to ease the pains.

[danamend]

One more joke for Sunny. What do you call the happiest & luckiest man on earth? Sunny Lane's fiance!

[danamend]

I wish I could find a Sunny Lane but the best I can find is a Dimly Lit Alley or a Dead End Street.

[danamend]

It's great that Sunny found her Mr. Right. Most women view me not as Mr. Right or Mr. Wrong, but as Mr. Not Even Close.

[danamend]

I got a woman to say I do once. I asked if I would be better off killing myself. She said"Yes I do."

[danamend]

I had a woman tell me she loved me, but I misheard her. She said she loathed me. At least she felt something about me.

[danamend]

I asked a woman to marry me. She said "No, but I would be willing to bury you...alive."