jokes for Sunny

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danamend
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May 24th, 2011, 8:29 pm

I asked Sunny what she liked about me. She said not much.
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May 24th, 2011, 8:38 pm

I guess I'm going to have to lose some weight. A lot of women tell me they want to see less of me.
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h0rnytoad1
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May 24th, 2011, 10:48 pm

danamend
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May 25th, 2011, 7:55 pm

Sunny may have to be registered with the FDA as a drug. When you are with her, you feel so high & never better. When she is gone you never have felt so low & depressed. Or is it just me?
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May 25th, 2011, 7:59 pm

I'm dating myself,because no one else wants to.
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May 25th, 2011, 8:01 pm

I realized my looks peaked when I was 16...months.
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h0rnytoad1
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May 25th, 2011, 8:01 pm

danamend wrote:I'm dating myself,because no one else wants to.
lmao that is a good one.
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h0rnytoad1
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May 26th, 2011, 7:44 pm

Q: How can you get a cheap 3way that'll make you seem brighter?

A: Screw in a 3way light bulb.

Hey at least something's getting a good screw around here :lmao:

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danamend
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May 27th, 2011, 8:06 pm

had a date with a policewoman, but she said she didn't find me to be a person of interest.
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May 27th, 2011, 8:08 pm

Q: How many lead singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: one, because the world revolve around him or her.
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John_fromNY
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May 30th, 2011, 12:37 pm

Some funny jokes danamend. :D

Your jokes remind me of
1. the king :crown: Henny Youngman!! :crown:

Among others:

2. Groucho Marx
3. Milton Berle
4. Rodney Dangerfield
5. Richard Lewis
6. the great Steven Wright

Keep it up. :icon_wink:
...And if you can't be with the one you love.., "Love the One You're With" -- Stephen Stills 1970
danamend
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May 30th, 2011, 7:31 pm

I was fortunate enough to get to have sex with Sunny once. I must not have been very good. She has wanted to get together with me since. I was lucky I was shaking so much from Parkinson's disease, otherwise she would have fallen asleep.
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May 30th, 2011, 7:35 pm

Thanks to all for your support. Sunny thought that what I lack in looks, I might make up for in sense of humor. I know she's very, very busy & doesn't have time to read these so thanks again .. I hope you've enjoyed these & keep submitting any jokes you have.
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June 1st, 2011, 10:30 pm

a lot of women say spending time with me is comparable to a yeast infection, menstral cramps or labor pains. Fortunately there are drugs to ease the pains.
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June 21st, 2011, 8:58 pm

One more joke for Sunny. What do you call the happiest & luckiest man on earth? Sunny Lane's fiance!
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June 22nd, 2011, 12:43 am

I wish I could find a Sunny Lane but the best I can find is a Dimly Lit Alley or a Dead End Street.
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June 22nd, 2011, 8:07 pm

It's great that Sunny found her Mr. Right. Most women view me not as Mr. Right or Mr. Wrong, but as Mr. Not Even Close.
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June 23rd, 2011, 6:39 pm

I got a woman to say I do once. I asked if I would be better off killing myself. She said"Yes I do."
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June 23rd, 2011, 6:40 pm

I had a woman tell me she loved me, but I misheard her. She said she loathed me. At least she felt something about me.
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June 23rd, 2011, 6:42 pm

I asked a woman to marry me. She said "No, but I would be willing to bury you...alive."
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