What do you want for Christmas?

[PeterL22]

Is that your Charlie Brown Christmas tree? lol.... I told Dave to get a fake tree that way we don't have to kill a real tree. He said it's ok we will put the real tree in the fireplace afterwards. (Can you hear the firetrucks now?). Plus pine needles all over the house, Loki jumping into the tree, Harvey lifting his leg onto it and Skittles just knocking it over... Yeah it's gonna be great, lol....

I once went out and bought a lovely little fake tree at the local supermarket to go on top of our TV (this is a true story). It was about 6ins tall and sprayed with plastic snow etc.
Well, to cut a long story short we planted it in the back garden after Christmas, and its now 10ft tall - damn thing was a real tree!!

[WalterB]

Speaking of Christmas....

Got a job to do around the house? Don't go out and buy all them expensive tools you'll only use once. In the racing world, there's a phrase, "run what you brung." So, around the house? Use what you got. Why, I bet even Rokkerr could become a home fix-it guy. Hell, Vicky might even decide to keep him around.

[PeterL22]

Speaking of Christmas....

Got a job to do around the house? Don't go out and buy all them expensive tools you'll only use once. In the racing world, there's a phrase, "run what you brung." So, around the house? Use what you got. Why, I bet even Rokkerr could become a home fix-it guy. Hell, Vicky might even decide to keep him around.

Talking of tools Walter, What do you call a female spanner??




A wench!