The Official WTF Thread!

[PeterL22]

Seeing as I am being educational today ......

Top 5 funniest fish names (they are genuine)
1. Lumpsucker
2. Slimehead
3. Sarcastic Fringehead
4. Higgins Eye Pearlymussel
5. Goblin Shark
(I have no idea what they are or who named them - before you asked)

If you have ever dropped a pair of sunglasses into the ocean, you are not alone!
Scientists have estimated that there are about 690,000,000,000 pairs down there!

[PeterL22]

I have reviewed my opinion of Aussies!
WTF!!!!!!

[WalterB]

You may want one of these, but I am not spraying water up my butt. You can be my test bed if you like, lol.

https://bathroom.clearrearwash.com/?fbc ... IL8miuXCYM

[stickyvicky]

I have reviewed my opinion of Aussies!
WTF!!!!!!

Why? Just why? Still scratching my head on that one!

[stickyvicky]

You may want one of these, but I am not spraying water up my butt. You can be my test bed if you like, lol.

https://bathroom.clearrearwash.com/?fbc ... IL8miuXCYM

Bidets are awesome Walt! I love in Paris all the hotels have them. They are heated too! You can set the temperature and pressure, back and front! So great to freshen up before sex and clean up after! I would consider buying that but it would be cold water.....

[WalterB]

You like everything vagina related, Problem is, I ain't got one,

[PeterL22]

I have reviewed my opinion of Aussies!
WTF!!!!!!

Why? Just why? Still scratching my head on that one!

When I was a lad, my mam (mother) used to have an expression - "Tickle your fancy!"
I think this may be related!

[stickyvicky]

Florida man strikes again!
https://www.tapinto.net/towns/coral-spr ... al-springs
lol... I hope the judge takes into account that he was looking at Vickyathome.com and dismisses the charges! lol...

[WalterB]

Great idea! If you feel the urge, go jump in the car and drive down to where you work. Then sit in your car and masturbate in the parking lot while all your co-workers watch and laugh and point, lol.

[LizLemon85]

Humes admitted to police that he was masturbating[...]He also told them that he does this in his car two to three times a week.

Genius, basically telling them "Don't worry officer, I do this all the time"

[lance_s]

Humes admitted to police that he was masturbating[...]He also told them that he does this in his car two to three times a week.

Genius, basically telling them "Don't worry officer, I do this all the time"

I remember something from my university days about Vauxhall Motors trying to fire a worker after he was found asleep on the job. His defence was that he'd been taking a nap at that time for so long the nap was now part of his work-day routine. I don't remember what the outcome was.

[greggl]

Don't want to masturbate at home for fear of getting caught? Hey just drive to a busy parking lot and do it in public. No way you'll get caught then. Amazing logic

[PeterL22]

Don't want to masturbate at home for fear of getting caught? Hey just drive to a busy parking lot and do it in public. No way you'll get caught then. Amazing logic

I thought in America it was all Drive Thrus!

[PeterL22]

Just thinking back to the days when I used to be a magician!


Gonna have to grow me a moustache again!

[PeterL22]

Follow the link to see the latest Hollywood blockbuster!!

[CGYMike]

Soooooo this :)

[PeterL22]

Not easy to follow that, but here is another flipchart special.....

[PeterL22]

You sort of know what's going to happen - but it's still funny!

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[PeterL22]

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[PeterL22]

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You sort of know what's gonna happen!