My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

[CGYMike]

Alright Vicky, its been a month since Golfshaft attempted to be funny (actually it was pretty funny)

Anything new in the email that tickled your funny bone or made you say "eewwwww"?


Mike

[stickyvicky]

Someone just threatened to kill me because I tweeted the Indonesian president, does that count?

[CGYMike]

I don't think that counts Vicky but congrats in the death threat. That means you have moved into the realm of Superstar. Pretty soon you will have groupies and then your own stalker.

[stickyvicky]

I've had my share of stalkers, lol... OMG the stories I can tell you, lol...

[CGYMike]

Hahaha. Well it's slow at work today so I have time for a story. Lmao

[WalterB]

Don't tell him about that old fart that followed you to Wichita.

[carl goldfinger]

Hahaha...Walt... The Old Guy? .... Stalking?.... Hehehe seems as that ended up good, by some reasons lol

But seriously, I would appreciate it if you open up a "Stalker's Stories" thread, Vicky.


& No... threatening someone with a killing ain't funny!
Too many crazy people are around...
Block & banish them... like any other stalker.
(Walt should be the only exception... by some reason...lol )



Carl

[Anthony_JK]

I'd much prefer the groupies than the stalkers, thank you very much.

But of course, the haters in Indonesia privately jerking off to your boobs, Vicky, would send death threats to you. You're awakening desires in them that their government doesn't want to exist, lest they lose their power. In other words, you're WINNING.

[stickyvicky]

Sent to webmaster@vickyathome.com

PEACE !!!!!!!!!!
I AM CARLOS xxxxxxxx.I WANT TO KNOW THE PERSONAL ADDRESSES OF SUNNY LANE.OR THE ADDRESSES OF HER OFFICES.I ALSO WANT THE E-MAILS OF SHANE AND SEYMORE BUTTS. IF IT WILL BE POSSIBLE I WANT TO KNOW THE ADDRESSES OF JOHN STAGLIANO BUTTMAN AND PUSSYMAN, NINA HARTLEY, GINGER LYNN, JORDAN McKNIGHT, AND NIKKI BRANTZ ( OR THEIR E-MAILS), TOO. I WANT TO WRITE FOR THEM AND GIVE GIFTS TO THEM. MY E-MAIL IS xxxxxxn@hotmail.com. MY ADDRESS IS ....

Just kind of funny, he must think we all know each other.... like we are all in one small place...

[CGYMike]

Hahahahahaha now that's what I'm talking about :). Great email


Mike

[Anthony_JK]

Sent to webmaster@vickyathome.com

PEACE !!!!!!!!!!
I AM CARLOS xxxxxxxx.I WANT TO KNOW THE PERSONAL ADDRESSES OF SUNNY LANE.OR THE ADDRESSES OF HER OFFICES.I ALSO WANT THE E-MAILS OF SHANE AND SEYMORE BUTTS. IF IT WILL BE POSSIBLE I WANT TO KNOW THE ADDRESSES OF JOHN STAGLIANO BUTTMAN AND PUSSYMAN, NINA HARTLEY, GINGER LYNN, JORDAN McKNIGHT, AND NIKKI BRANTZ ( OR THEIR E-MAILS), TOO. I WANT TO WRITE FOR THEM AND GIVE GIFTS TO THEM. MY E-MAIL IS xxxxxxn@hotmail.com. MY ADDRESS IS ....

Just kind of funny, he must think we all know each other.... like we are all in one small place...

Dude must have not heard of this thing we call Google...or Twitter. And, I'd rather not tell him about them, either.

[stickyvicky]

This one was for Julia today, but it came to webmaster, lol...
Hey Julia,

Your the greatest and the worst at the same time. There is no other. Do you feel love ?
I hope your not going to start blowing horses. Anyway, your the Queen and I am just
a Prince. Lets play naked Tennis one day.

Yours Always,

Mike

later from the same guy

Your big time Girl. Ever thinking of taking some time OFF TO HEAL ?

Your heart is as big as your breasts and that is a safe place to be. May you get the LOVE
you need from the guys you screw. If I was a MAN, I would be praying my way to please you.
Netting time with you is like becoming a millionaire. Rare. Your the best reason for
growing up and becoming a REAL MAN.

Always, (your cub?)

Mike

[carl goldfinger]

Oh my... seems like lil boy used daddy's puter to write some underdeveloped words of sympathy...

Remembers me of my first steps in the porn world... hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha




Carl ......

[CGYMike]

WTF??? !!!! more reasons why this is by far the best thread of all time :) lmao

[Fikachu]

*Reads about a Japanese guy spamming the same damn email message to Vicky*

ait vicky here it is, u have been my favorite fuckstar since i was about 10. needless to say i would like nothing more than to fuck the living shit out of u till ur head blows the fuck off. seriously if u ever find urself in detroit hit me up at 2489259977. seriously vick im not jokin if u like havin an all day fuckathon with a fuckton of orgasms and facials, and i know u frsure do, hit me up i aim to please. keep doin ur hot shit u fine ass fuck blue eyed bombshell

This was hilariously amazing

Yuhr such a hoe i dont know how they can pay you if your freaking ugly dee onli nice thing is yuhr boobs(not lesbian) but other then that yuhr so freaking ugly little azz whore i feel bad if you kids cuz if i had a mom dat wuld do wat you do ohh ii wouldnt even want to be born eeeeewwwww nasty ass lil hood rat

I'd want to pimpslap anyone that said this to Vicky

[stickyvicky]

Got this mail a few days ago.

Yall looking great, girls! Me, I'm looking bad. I owe a cost of twelve hundred dollars with no money in my pockets. Maybe yall can help me with this. I know yall got it but I don't have money to pay yall back if lend me some or all of it. Help me, ladies! If know somebody that will, hollar at them for me because trouble easy to get into but hard to get out of. My first & last name, again is xxxx xxxxxxxxxxx.

He even sent his picture too, lol...

[Steinar]

I guess you sent him all your creditcard information....

[stickyvicky]

Just got this cancellation from Julia's site... lol..

I really think you are beautiful and I like your site but I just got closer to Jesus and it would be a sin to stay on board it would have been great to meet you in person and even have sex with you but like that would ever happened, would have been great dor you to be my first :).

[wshandcock]

You have to give credit for being so polite
Ps that wasn't Tim Tebow was it

[CGYMike]

And this is why this the 'best' thread by far on the forum...hahahahaha

I love when people find Jesus...too funny :)