jokes for Sunny
As hard as I've tried, I can't find a woman's on switch. The off switch is easy(just show, speak or maybe touch her arm). I think it might be the clitoris but I've never gotten close enough to find out.
Sunny told me to give her a ring sometime, but her boyfriend beat me to it(not that I ever had a chance). Sunny must have known how her news would affect me. When I called to congratulate her, I was forwarded to the national suicide prevention hotline.
- carl goldfinger
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Hey dannamed,
your jokes are so funny!
Thanks and hope of some more
Carl
your jokes are so funny!
![lmfao :lmfao:](./images/smilies/laugh.gif)
Thanks and hope of some more
![rotffl :rotffl:](./images/smilies/rotffl.gif)
Carl
Intelligent ppl are only intelligent because they invent things to make their life easier, lazy bastards...like me...
- carl goldfinger
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Hey Dannamed,
yeah I'm 'freakin Carl the machine' but I have a problem telling jokes:
I'm German and it's terrible difficult to translate German jokes, especialy the sense.
For example: A blond is standing at the road hitchhiking.
A low rider stops and she enters the car. He starts jackrabit like and drives off.
After some time she asks: " Why do you always drive along that wall?"
The driver says: "That's not a wall, baby."
Do you understand that? If no, let me know.
With greetings from good old Europe
Carl
PS: the curb
yeah I'm 'freakin Carl the machine' but I have a problem telling jokes:
I'm German and it's terrible difficult to translate German jokes, especialy the sense.
For example: A blond is standing at the road hitchhiking.
A low rider stops and she enters the car. He starts jackrabit like and drives off.
After some time she asks: " Why do you always drive along that wall?"
The driver says: "That's not a wall, baby."
Do you understand that? If no, let me know.
![lmfao :lmfao:](./images/smilies/laugh.gif)
With greetings from good old Europe
Carl
PS: the curb
Intelligent ppl are only intelligent because they invent things to make their life easier, lazy bastards...like me...