The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread
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rokkerr
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Stealing gas? Watch out for the CCTV... and the gas...
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wearing my cockring 24 hours a day
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WalterB
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Yeah, but where's the BEER beer??? 
All I can figure is, there's someone in the drivers seat. The girl pumping gas is a passenger (and an accomplice.) How they got the pump to work without entering payment I can't figure out. But the driver got scared and zoomed forward, almost throwing his accomplice to the dogs. Since most all stations have cameras (such as this one, lol) they just give your license number to the cops, and you get a knock on the door around midnight. Depending on the value of your theft, it could result in felony theft. And, since they have video of you, you're going to be spending the night (and day and night and day and night and day and ni..., well, you get the idea) downtown for a while.
Don't you hate it when I psychoanalyze your posts???
I don't get this one at all (OldFucker Syndrome again?) What makes the car move? What is the lady in the vest doing? It looks like she goes over and picks up the fire extinguisher but, why?Rokkerr wrote:Stealing gas? Watch out for the CCTV... and the gas...
All I can figure is, there's someone in the drivers seat. The girl pumping gas is a passenger (and an accomplice.) How they got the pump to work without entering payment I can't figure out. But the driver got scared and zoomed forward, almost throwing his accomplice to the dogs. Since most all stations have cameras (such as this one, lol) they just give your license number to the cops, and you get a knock on the door around midnight. Depending on the value of your theft, it could result in felony theft. And, since they have video of you, you're going to be spending the night (and day and night and day and night and day and ni..., well, you get the idea) downtown for a while.
Don't you hate it when I psychoanalyze your posts???
I can resist everything except temptation.
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PeterL22
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OK over here we have Trading Standards Laws - how much of that is really beer?rokkerr wrote:I found an ideal place for Walt....
How much is Coors, budweiser etc which may have been beer before it passed through the first set of kidneys...............
Here was certainly a sin worth sinning and I applied myself with characteristic vigour to its practice
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rokkerr
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I interrupt this stupidity with tits on a horse...
I must say her tits are defying gravity...
I must say her tits are defying gravity...
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wearing my cockring 24 hours a day
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PeterL22
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Because no-one guessed on the Birdie forum!!
Guess the sexual term - clue its a position
Guess the sexual term - clue its a position
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hennar2017
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cowgirl
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PeterL22
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I might have guessed you would get it Henna!!
And here's one for today
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Anal cause that's what this pic. is---anal! LOL
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PeterL22
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Have another go - and here's today's
Here was certainly a sin worth sinning and I applied myself with characteristic vigour to its practice
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hennar2017
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I don't know what the other pic. is but this last one is a blow job! lol
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WalterB
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Referring to the first comment there by Tony, that was PeeWee Herman (Paul Reubens?) Anyone remember PeeWee? He used to do a children's show (PeeWee's Playhouse) until he got caught masturbating in a dirty movie theater. Things kind of went downhill from there in the children's entertainment world 
But I still like PeeWee.
But I still like PeeWee.
I can resist everything except temptation.
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