The Official WTF Thread!

[Davest]

"Man trying to cure erectile dysfunction accidentally squirts insulation foam up his penis."

I love the use of 'accidentally.'

https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-m ... his-penis/

[ErikB]

"Man trying to cure erectile dysfunction accidentally squirts insulation foam up his penis."

I love the use of 'accidentally.'

https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-m ... his-penis/

That hurts just thinking about it.

[ErikB]

I love camping, but don't do much anymore. The old tent and sleeping bag. I have one tent that would sleep 6 or 8 and a couple 2-man tents. I used the big one once when rain was due. The waterproof cover sheet allowed the water to drain off. When I put it up, I 'trenched' it. That means that you dig a small trench all around your tent to catch that run-off. Then, at the lowest point you dig an exit trench to drain it all. It wasn't a terrible rain, but it was enough. I was really glad I trenched, and under my tent stayed dry, and I was comfy inside.

Years ago I would build campfires (I'm a one-match guy, no paper allowed, lol) and cook my meals. Carried a pan, a plate, silverware, and a small bottle of oil for cooking. Now I have a couple 2-burner stoves and a single burner for coffee. Last tine I camped out was when I drove to Chicago for Exxotica maybe 3-4 years ago.

I forgot to mention the thing about his fire-making. Thanks for reminding me. He also has a variety of fire-starting methods, ranging from dumping a significant portion of a bottle of starter fluid onto the wood, to using hand sanitizer as a gel starter, to lighting a blowtorch and laying it on the ground sticking into his pile of firewood.

[WalterB]

Yeah, but let's see him start a fire with one match, no paper

[rokkerr]

WTF Will Smith last night...

[UncleDave]

WTF Will Smith last night...

Rokker just doesn't understand

[StevieP]

If only he had turned around and used one of these afterwards...

[rokkerr]

[LizLemon85]

Good that they finally set the focus on the arts part of "Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences"...

[Davest]

Only comment that caught my attention was when someone pointed out that he used an open hand because Paper beats Rock.

[CGYMike]

Only comment that caught my attention was when someone pointed out that he used an open hand because Paper beats Rock.

ok....that was funny :)

[ErikB]

Yeah, but let's see him start a fire with one match, no paper

I just saw his most recent post. Here is an example of his approach to fire-making. One match, no paper, is probably not in his philosophy. Watch for 10 or 15 sevonds.

And his recipe for broccoli with grass clippings looks good.

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[WalterB]

I didn't watch the whole thing, I might try later. He carries quite a load. Whenever I was on my bike (motorcycle) I didn't have room for a lot of stuff. And, both on the bike and in the car, I have seldom camped for "long periods" (over a couple days.) I remember in Washington I stayed at one place for 3 or 4 days. It rained once, but I had trenched my tent, so was warm and dry.

When in my car, of course, I can carry all my goodies - 1 and 2-burner stoves, coffee pot and coffee, small pan and small pot, utensils for cooking and eating. I much prefer cooking over a campfire and have left home with that in mind before. I have grates to put over a fire for my pots and pans.

I've always loved camping out, but these days, I pretty much just stop to spend the night. I'll take a single-burner and my coffee pot. Gotta have that morning coffee, I don't care where the hell you are, lol.

[Steinar]

Brazikllian man stuck a 2 kg dumbbell up his ass and waited 2 days before going to the doctor....

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[CGYMike]

Brazikllian man stuck a 2 kg dumbbell up his ass and waited 2 days before going to the doctor....

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Hahaha...this dude really knows how to tell a story :)

Awesome posting Steinar :)

[CGYMike]

hahaha..this ad :)

[SamanthaGrace]

hahaha..this ad :)

At that... maybe just get married and find yourself a nice house wife? This guy wants to have the milk and the cow for free and also pay him. He doesn't know the magic of having a MILF yet. A nice MILF would set him straight.

[greggl]

There is a time and place to watch porn but I guess this wasn't it

https://www.cnn.com/2022/04/30/uk/uk-mp ... index.html

[stickyvicky]

This guy seems decent. They should keep him! https://www.ynot.com/new-mexico-lawmake ... -gay-porn/

[greggl]

Is there a Florida Woman category to go with Florida Man?

https://wlos.com/news/offbeat/woman-thr ... g-injuries