Rokkerr in line for England call-up?

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June 13th, 2007, 5:58 pm

Any truth to the rumour you could be drafted into the England test squad for the upcoming match with the West Indies?

Gotta say, Dave, you couldn't be any more erratic with your bowling than Steve Harmison or Liam Plunkett! I'm sure you could send down some gentle medium pace deliveries to keep the batsmen guessing...

Seriously, though, how bad is this West Indies side? England have practically no bowling attack and they're still cruising to victory in the series. Bring on India - should be a cracker later in the summer.
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June 14th, 2007, 2:05 am

I certainly could carry Flintoff's beers .... errr I mean bags....

How can you pick on poor Harmison.... he (she) is still getting over that opening bowl against the Aussies..... he just needs therapy like Marcus what was his name..... I am afraid my aim is lousy and I never know what my velocity is going to be but if England calls me up for any action, I am up for it!!!

.... by the way the West Indies are just a bad team right now..... :oops:
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June 14th, 2007, 1:16 pm

Howzat subject heading, lol.....

This the worst Windies team in along time, Dwayne Bravo is the only player with any passion and heart at the moment. Chris Gayle is in a strop as he didn't get the one day captaincy and looks like he don't care what happens.

Harmison has been number 1 in the world, and could be again, but he needs to take a good look at himself and sort things out. At 6'5 tall, he gets steep bounce that not a lot can get, but the wides issue needs resolving.

Thank god for Monty, what a cracking little spinner(and a local lad too). The only thing I hate about him is The Sun newspaper did an article in 1999 highlighting young sports people from footy, cricket and so on. They picked Monty out then, he was 16 and they said he would one day play for England. I should have put a bet on, think if the bloody odds!!! :(

My own current England XI would be(all be fit of course):
Cook
Strauss
Vaughan
Peitersen
Bell
Flintoff
Prior
S. Jones
Hoggard
Harmison
Panesar
12th Man:
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June 14th, 2007, 8:09 pm

Hey Walter and Benny,

Ugh oh, this sounds like the start of a new cricket posting :?: Or maybe soccer :?: Or maybe rugby :?: ... Us, Yanks we just can't relate...
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June 14th, 2007, 9:13 pm

Name me ONE just ONE other PORN site that discussed FUCKING CRICKET!!!!!! ONLY HERE AT VICKYATHOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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June 14th, 2007, 9:54 pm

It's because.... you're CRAZY!!!! :wink:
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June 15th, 2007, 12:59 am

It's a winning combination: porn and cricket
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June 15th, 2007, 1:19 am

sjg28 wrote: It's a winning combination: porn and cricket
...Yes Simon, Toooooo many paddles!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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June 15th, 2007, 11:38 am

lol....... :P
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June 15th, 2007, 6:13 pm

I tried to get Vicky to go to a cricket game at Lord's last year and uhhhmm use the restroom but she hates the game..... so far....... she did not understand the terms like silly mid off..... :o
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June 15th, 2007, 9:32 pm

Funny Dave, she's probably more of a: deep extra cover type to me :wink: .......
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June 15th, 2007, 11:50 pm

......or bowling a maiden over..... :lol:
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June 16th, 2007, 12:51 am

Good to hear from you Keith...and it was nice seeing you in the after party too.
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June 16th, 2007, 1:34 am

or: leg before vickvette, lol......
Sorry, just had to bloody do it :D
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June 16th, 2007, 6:39 am

Dave, just ask her to stroke you through the covers for four.

If that don't get her interested... :|
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