This post excludes Vicky..... but I thought I would ask about your best ever blowjob story ..... and it must be real.
My most surreal ever.....
- I went to a bar in Barcelona, bought a girl a drink who did not speak English, and she went down on me at the bar in front of the bartender and all the customers...... not the best but surreal so that makes it the best
bj
BEST BLOWJOB EVER.....
My most surreal blow job huh!!!!! It would have to be my first.
I was thirteen, our neighbor was a beautiful single mother that had lost her husband in the war. She had a five year old son, and some time she would ask me to watch him while she run to the store. One day the boy was taking a nap. I found some books that showed a man and woman screwing. I was masturbating when my neighbor came in and caught me. Instead of getting mad she starting playing with me and giving me a blow job, and yes I could get off and did.
It was one hell of an experance. She was the first woman I had sex with also.
She moved a year later and broke my heart but we had a great time during that year.
This is the first time I have ever told this not even to my wife.
I was thirteen, our neighbor was a beautiful single mother that had lost her husband in the war. She had a five year old son, and some time she would ask me to watch him while she run to the store. One day the boy was taking a nap. I found some books that showed a man and woman screwing. I was masturbating when my neighbor came in and caught me. Instead of getting mad she starting playing with me and giving me a blow job, and yes I could get off and did.
It was one hell of an experance. She was the first woman I had sex with also.
She moved a year later and broke my heart but we had a great time during that year.
This is the first time I have ever told this not even to my wife.
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stickyvicky
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Wow Donor! thanks for sharing! That sounds like something that came out of a magazine story, you know the fake ones that they write, lol.... you poor guy... did she scar you for life?
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It wasn't the best one ... but it was the result of some things that were funny ... (now looking at it, but back then... no it wasn't funny!!) ...
- I had lost it at 15 to her 14 year old girlfriend and she at 16 to another guy, so it wasn't our first time doing it.
...During summer vacation, going into our senior year, we were both 17 and we had heard all about making out in the car, like in the movies, so we decided to try it ...
Mind you, I had a 1974 Datsun B-210 in high school.
Anyway, the dashboard was in the front. And that, of course, is very uncomfortable. I moved the seat all the way back. And so, she tried to get in between me and the steering wheel. Of course, she was uncomfortable as her back kept banging into steering wheel. So she moved over into her seat and I tried to reach over to her, however the handbrake and the console panel was there, and it was uncomfortable for me. Ouch!! We pushed the seats up almost to the dashboard, and so we decided to hop into the back seats which were very long...
Ahh, plenty of room. I got a blanket and we spread out.. finally comfortable. Remember one thing though, back then there were no power windows. They had a handle which you cranked to open the window - and cranked to close the window. Anyway, we throw our clothes into the front seat. She rips off her panties and she flung them. They hit the rear view and stayed there being lodged right there!! A perfect throw. Then she starts giving me a handjob through my underwear. She pulls my underwear off me ever so lustfully and slowly with her teeth and she unclasps and unhooks her bra. Then she winked and grinned at me. Then she tries to grind her way onto my lap..and it's going allright... We shifted... However ... Now my lower back hits one of the door handles that was protruding out... All of a sudden I see stars... my lower back and dick go numb all at once... So here I am paralyzed... with a limp dick... I can't get it up!! ... So after, about 6 minutes, she starts licking me up and down, and I start to get hard... And eventually about 2 minutes later, I blow out her tonsils...
Yes, I became John... :oops: ...the most passionate, and sophisticated lover ever!! :lol: :P
But that isn't what we set out and wanted to do in the first place ... But that BJ was what we were given with at the time...
Oh, and by the way, during my senior year in high school, my "new" nickname after this botched and haphazard incident ... I became "John the Stud" (named after John Holmes, of course) which shortened became, "Big Stud" then "Stud" alone... it was funny!! ... I didn't like it at first... But it grew on me, and so I eventually fell in love with my "new" name.
... Some people knew of the incident, yet everyone I met called me "Stud" and they wrote it in the yearbook that way ... My older sister who read the diary entries, one day asked me point blank ... "Why are they calling you 'Stud' " :oops: At the time, I was too embarrassed to say...years later, I did explain it.
... I had to tell you that because at my 10th year reunion, people still remembered and called me by that pet name..after all those years ago ...
... I didn't go to my 20th or 25th!! ... :(
- I had lost it at 15 to her 14 year old girlfriend and she at 16 to another guy, so it wasn't our first time doing it.
...During summer vacation, going into our senior year, we were both 17 and we had heard all about making out in the car, like in the movies, so we decided to try it ...
Mind you, I had a 1974 Datsun B-210 in high school.
Anyway, the dashboard was in the front. And that, of course, is very uncomfortable. I moved the seat all the way back. And so, she tried to get in between me and the steering wheel. Of course, she was uncomfortable as her back kept banging into steering wheel. So she moved over into her seat and I tried to reach over to her, however the handbrake and the console panel was there, and it was uncomfortable for me. Ouch!! We pushed the seats up almost to the dashboard, and so we decided to hop into the back seats which were very long...
Ahh, plenty of room. I got a blanket and we spread out.. finally comfortable. Remember one thing though, back then there were no power windows. They had a handle which you cranked to open the window - and cranked to close the window. Anyway, we throw our clothes into the front seat. She rips off her panties and she flung them. They hit the rear view and stayed there being lodged right there!! A perfect throw. Then she starts giving me a handjob through my underwear. She pulls my underwear off me ever so lustfully and slowly with her teeth and she unclasps and unhooks her bra. Then she winked and grinned at me. Then she tries to grind her way onto my lap..and it's going allright... We shifted... However ... Now my lower back hits one of the door handles that was protruding out... All of a sudden I see stars... my lower back and dick go numb all at once... So here I am paralyzed... with a limp dick... I can't get it up!! ... So after, about 6 minutes, she starts licking me up and down, and I start to get hard... And eventually about 2 minutes later, I blow out her tonsils...
Yes, I became John... :oops: ...the most passionate, and sophisticated lover ever!! :lol: :P
But that isn't what we set out and wanted to do in the first place ... But that BJ was what we were given with at the time...
Oh, and by the way, during my senior year in high school, my "new" nickname after this botched and haphazard incident ... I became "John the Stud" (named after John Holmes, of course) which shortened became, "Big Stud" then "Stud" alone... it was funny!! ... I didn't like it at first... But it grew on me, and so I eventually fell in love with my "new" name.
... Some people knew of the incident, yet everyone I met called me "Stud" and they wrote it in the yearbook that way ... My older sister who read the diary entries, one day asked me point blank ... "Why are they calling you 'Stud' " :oops: At the time, I was too embarrassed to say...years later, I did explain it.... I had to tell you that because at my 10th year reunion, people still remembered and called me by that pet name..after all those years ago ...
... I didn't go to my 20th or 25th!! ... :(
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I'm not that much into head. OK, so I'm a ???. But, I really prefer gettin' that pussy. Oh, I like to watch it just fine. But, for gettin' it, let me fill the bucket.!!!
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Walt you are a rare breed........ I know another guy who does not like it that much and for the life of me I cannot understand why.... atm
wearing my cockring 24 hours a day
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WalterB
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Oh, it's OK, I didn't say I didn't like it, I just seem to prefer "gettin' the good stuff." Not even too crazy 'bout anal. (Yeah, yeah, I know. In Alaska they called me "WeirdBeard!")
My sweetie may change that tune, tho. She's a real Wild Child. I'd "bend over backwards" to please that sweetie. 69 bj
My sweetie may change that tune, tho. She's a real Wild Child. I'd "bend over backwards" to please that sweetie. 69 bj
Hey roomies!! I hope everyone had a great weekend and all is well. I have to chime in on my story and it is a real story. :)
I had met Anna Malle at AVN a few yrs back and had told her if she was ever in DC to call me. Well she came into DC on business and a shoot and I called her and offered to take her and her hubby Hank out for dinner, but they were busy. Next day, I get a call on my cell and Anna had asked if I could sub in for a shoot for her magazine and website due to a late min. cancellation. I was like HELL YEAH!! I went down to her hotel in my suit and feeling nervous like hell. She made it easy to relax and she was cool and we just chatted and she told me what she wanted me to do. Next thing you know, I have her giving me a pornstar blowjob and have her husband Hank taking pictures left and right. I was so damn lost in the entire moment that next thing you know we are doing a entire hardcore shoot and I am in freaking heaven. This was the best bj ever as I had just been with very calm gals who were never into that, but Anna LOVED to give bj's and it was exactly how I would see it in the movies with the spit, tongue and moaning. Man was that a day I will NEVER forget and sad she passed away. Anyways, that is my story and I am sticking to it roomies. And by the way, she even posted it on her site and boy was I proud of that moment. :)
John
I had met Anna Malle at AVN a few yrs back and had told her if she was ever in DC to call me. Well she came into DC on business and a shoot and I called her and offered to take her and her hubby Hank out for dinner, but they were busy. Next day, I get a call on my cell and Anna had asked if I could sub in for a shoot for her magazine and website due to a late min. cancellation. I was like HELL YEAH!! I went down to her hotel in my suit and feeling nervous like hell. She made it easy to relax and she was cool and we just chatted and she told me what she wanted me to do. Next thing you know, I have her giving me a pornstar blowjob and have her husband Hank taking pictures left and right. I was so damn lost in the entire moment that next thing you know we are doing a entire hardcore shoot and I am in freaking heaven. This was the best bj ever as I had just been with very calm gals who were never into that, but Anna LOVED to give bj's and it was exactly how I would see it in the movies with the spit, tongue and moaning. Man was that a day I will NEVER forget and sad she passed away. Anyways, that is my story and I am sticking to it roomies. And by the way, she even posted it on her site and boy was I proud of that moment. :)
John
rokkerr wrote:This post excludes Vicky..... but I thought I would ask about your best ever blowjob story ..... and it must be real.
My most surreal ever.....
- I went to a bar in Barcelona, bought a girl a drink who did not speak English, and she went down on me at the bar in front of the bartender and all the customers...... not the best but surreal so that makes it the best
bj
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