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January 16th, 2014, 11:34 pm

WalterB wrote:Who'd a guessed? Dogs crap north to south.

If you're a dog owner, you've probably noticed that some dogs will spin around a few times in a circle before settling in to relieve themselves. Ever wonder why?

Turns out it's because they're trying to align with the Earth's magnetic field, according to new research.
"Dogs preferred to excrete with the body being aligned along the north-south axis under calm MF [magnetic field] conditions," according to the findings by researchers in the Czech Republic and Germany. "This directional behavior was abolished under Unstable MF." The results were published in the journal Frontiers in Zoology.

To test their theory, scientists had 70 dogs, from 37 breeds, observed over a two-year span. The orientation of the dogs during defecation was cataloged 1,893 times and during urination 5,582 times.

The report said the planet's magnetic field is "calm" for only about 20 percent of the time during the daytime. "Our findings might provide an explanation why many magnetoreception experiments were hardly replicable and why directional values of records in diverse observations are frequently compromised by scatter," the researchers said.

In the case of the dogs, the researchers contended that they weren't affected by human voice commands or facial expressions as might be a risk with other studies.

"This is certainly not a confounder in our study because the dogs do not have to fulfill a certain task, but perform everyday routine behavior. The study was truly blind. Although the observers were acquainted with our previous studies on magnetic alignment in animals and could have consciously or unconsciously biased the results, no one, not even the coordinators of the study, hypothesized that expression of alignment could have been affected by the geomagnetic situation, and particularly by such subtle changes of the magnetic declination," the study said.

Additionally, the researchers ruled out the role the sun might play. "The argument that the dogs might orient with regard to sun position so that they turn with their back to the sun in order to avoid dazzling by sunshine during such a sensitive and vulnerable act as excretion can be questioned. This argument is not plausible for urine marking, which is a brief act."

Ultimately, the researchers did say it remains "enigmatic" why the dogs aligned, that is, whether they were aware of some sensory effect the magnetic field had, leading them to align, or if they simply "felt" better in particular orientation. "Our analysis of the raw data indicates that dogs not only prefer [north-south] direction, but at the same time they also avoid [east-west] direction."

Past research has focused on whether birds and some land animals are influenced into behaviors, such as flight paths or standing in a certain direction, based on the magnetic field. In one instance, research found that cows appeared to line up with the field. The scientists behind those findings included Hynek Burda of the University of Duisburg-Essen, one of the researchers in the dog study. However, a different group's attempt to repeat the cow-orientation findings were unsuccessful at proving the influence of the magnetic field.


So, dogs in China and dogs in the U.S. are actually facing each other when they crap. :lmao:


I hear that you urinate while passed out on the floor? .... and your point is?
Do you study your own dogs crap?

FYI, I shit north to south, east to west and one day on your front porch...
Keep a few shots for me in case I swing by....

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January 16th, 2014, 11:39 pm

WANTED...

To a good home... or even a disfunctional one...
We have a dog called Harvey that we want out of the house...

He is untrainable, narcissistic, needy and only poops if Vicky says ''good boy!" loudly...

DM me if you want the retard...

Loki OUT!!
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January 16th, 2014, 11:45 pm

............. can YOUR dog do THIS mofos?

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January 16th, 2014, 11:52 pm

Sorry guys, I think Trish gave my jack some crack....
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January 16th, 2014, 11:57 pm

That what he gets for running off with my panties….my pussy juice is like crack lol
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January 17th, 2014, 12:47 am

can i have those?

minus the dog slobber :lmao:
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January 17th, 2014, 9:49 am

Well well well. Loki, you come out of hibernation. Are you drunk or has Harvey finally gotten the best of you?

Taz is working on his skateboard but is more interested in playing ball at the moment. He just sniffs around the board so far so I think Ill ramp it up a little and take away a few toys and leave him with the board for a day of so and that might raise his interest.

Now remember Loki, give Harvey a little rope and he might surprise you in a while. If he doesn't, Taz will come for a visit and kick his azz for you. Now get into doggie AA because when you're drunk you say mean things :)


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January 17th, 2014, 11:51 am

No Mike if you take his other toys away he will just get bored and chew on the skateboard, lol... you need to play with him and the skateboard at the same time, make it the most fun interesting thing in the world. He will never do it by himself. Put treats on the skateboard, make the skateboard a good happy memory so he will always like skateboards. Dogs learn everything by association, so the skateboard will be a pleasant association.
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January 17th, 2014, 12:28 pm

I slipped some bourbon in his water…..its all my fault ;-/
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January 17th, 2014, 8:20 pm

OK....good advise. I am totally gunna master this skateboard thing if it kills me...or Taz.

Oh speaking of dogs, check out how they pull up water with their tongue. I always thought that they just dipped it in the water and then slobbered it all over my kitchen floor.

Now if only Rokkerr had a tongue this talented he wouldn't hide behind that camera all the time :) hahaha
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January 19th, 2014, 6:20 am

CGYMike wrote:OK....good advise. I am totally gunna master this skateboard thing if it kills me...or Taz.

Oh speaking of dogs, check out how they pull up water with their tongue. I always thought that they just dipped it in the water and then slobbered it all over my kitchen floor.

Now if only Rokkerr had a tongue this talented he wouldn't hide behind that camera all the time :) hahaha

.... shouldn't you be studying tongues of girls in slow motion... not a dog? wtf...
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January 19th, 2014, 6:22 am

Fuck all Ya'll.... I am gonna be surfing today..... let's see Taz do THAT!

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January 19th, 2014, 1:35 pm

Bite me, Loki, you weenie. Thanks for the obviously photoshopped picture. Even I know you gotta have your feet on the board!!! Criminey. Put down the Jack and back away from the Doobie, you has-been of a dog. I think you're part CAT! :bewaredog:
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January 19th, 2014, 1:53 pm

Freddie wrote:Bite me, Loki, you weenie. Thanks for the obviously photoshopped picture. Even I know you gotta have your feet on the board!!! Criminey. Put down the Jack and back away from the Doobie, you has-been of a dog. I think you're part CAT! :bewaredog:

Oh look, I found some video tape of you trying to do a trick....

Shut your trap you #tard...

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January 26th, 2014, 10:23 am

I'd like to see Taz and Mike try THIS...
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January 26th, 2014, 2:39 pm

Trisha sent me this one, now this dog is truly amazing! Brilliant!

press the full screen button when you watch this!
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January 26th, 2014, 6:58 pm

stickyvicky wrote:Trisha sent me this one, now this dog is truly amazing! Brilliant!

press the full screen button when you watch this!
I can do all that sh*t but why bother? :beer:

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January 26th, 2014, 7:08 pm

yeah but can you do it in a fur coat in the middle of Summer?

that's the real question

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February 1st, 2014, 2:11 pm

....just found a dog more gay than Taz....


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