The thing about Jack Russells..The Official VNA Dogs Thread!

[Miss Dixie]

Rokkerr, Benny and sure Bossman too,

Looking down from above you all and many others still may not get just how special Jack Russells really are!
Rokkerr soon more views than your posts #. Answer: Loki and Vicky know! We the best.

Rokkerr, Royal Engalnd (maybe that is why you do not understand?) loves us Jacks. I met Dutchess Sarah Fergie’s jacks several times at Greenwich CT polo. Wow did she have some big boobs! See, like my owners easy off topic of Jacks but I saw up skirt too, sorry no small cams back then in late 80’s fitted to my collar. Bet worth big $s down there on earth to People mag etc, these days.

Mind you Loki it was “Mint Juleps” or “Pimms Cup” at polo but after hours Jack D and Coke or shots of Gentlemen Jacks were way too many to count!

Rokkerr, spring is in the air down in Hot Lanta and the Jack weekend events are soooooo Big and Fun. Sorry big stud but Trio and I will try to keep Vicky and Loki up on all of the best events. Check past posts for links to Jack fun vid clips. Not porn, but someday may you all will get IT!!! Once and a while, take a Jack Break (Not a Jack-off Break) for some other fun. Know since most of you are guys, that is so HARD!

Miss Dixie

P.S. HRL bless you for care of Loki and Stinkie! Think that helps make my Trio friends extra hot for you. But from what I see from up here and Loki tells me, your body is so hot for a humanoid!!! Like a beautiful sunset or flower you should share the beauty!!! Life is so short. Enjoy! OK, I have forever to chat on up here but must help another Jack now.

[stickyvicky]

It's been raining outside so Loki has to work out in the basement!
http://www.vickyathome.com/clips/lokitreadmill2.wmv

[Miss Dixie]

Jack Russell True Story (Worth The long read even for all you Pervs!!!)

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged Jack Russell named Cuddles (Loki and Vicky know that is a true great name once you get to know us), along for the company.

One day the Jack starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. (Loki, Never happens like that for you??? Ha Ha!) Wandering about, she notices a leopard heading rapidly in her direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old Jack Russell bitch thinks, 'Oh, SHIT! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the ground close by, she immediately settles down to chew on the bones with her back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old Jack Russell bitch exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?'

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!', says the leopard, 'That was close! That old Jack Russell bitch nearly had me!'

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old Jack Russell bitch sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine lunch!

Now, the old Jack Russell bitch sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with her back to her attackers, pretending she hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Jack Russell bitch says.

'Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!

Moral of this story....

Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience. Plus, old Jack Russell bitches know best and Loki does too!!!

Miss Dixie

PS Loki on Treadmill is so funny, All must see link above http://www.vickyathome.com/clips/lokitreadmill2.wmv!!!

[HotRunningLady]

Jack Russell True Story ...

'Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!

Now that was one funny story, Miss Dixie! I can just see Loki pulling that one off!

HRL

[HotRunningLady]

Vicky,

I'm glad to see that Loki is keeping in shape for her next visit. Do you want me to pick her up in the morning on the way to the ING Atlanta Half-Marathon? I'll be there - she could keep me company, until I have to pick her up an carry her, or until she sees and squirrel and drags me down the street!

HRL

[stickyvicky]

I really don't think Loki could do a half marathon! Are you kidding me? 13 miles? No she starts dragging her ass after 3! One time I made her jog 5 miles with me and she slept for 2 days! lol... She smokes too many cigarettes and drinks too much Jack - god only knows what she does when she goes next door to the neighbors. lol.... but she is looking forward to seeing you guys tomorrow as am I. Good luck, I hope you win a trophy or a medal! Can't wait for you to meet Kora too, I know you are gonna love her!

[Miss Dixie]

Loki,

Now HRL and Vicky what you to run a marathon. The treadmill is more than enough. The only reason to run outside is to chase squirrels. (or run From a leopard!!!)

Marathon even a half one just eats into Jack n’ coke time!!!

HRL, glad you liked the story above and now that you know Loki, bet she would do the same thing.

Miss Dixie

See Loki at http://www.vickyathome.com/clips/lokitreadmill2.wmv

And then Jebby Jogging with me!!!:

[stickyvicky]

Kora and I took our dogs for a walk together yesterday, Loki ran ahead, looked like she was digging to China, then she proudly brought us the poor mole that she dug up with her tail wagging high..... Kora says they are blind... poor thing, didn't stand a chance .... it was soooo cute! I've never seen one up close before, brown and furry, the cutest little pointy pink nose, and it's hands were wide with long claws and looked like little shovels. It was already dead by the time we pried it out of Loki's mouth... I know they are hunters by nature and can't help it, but that bothered me...

[vickys bitch bigrobb]

bear kills all kinds of animals haha!!

[HotRunningLady]

Kora and I took our dogs for a walk together yesterday, Loki ran ahead, looked like she was digging to China, then she proudly brought us the poor mole that she dug up with her tail wagging high..... Kora says they are blind... poor thing, didn't stand a chance .... it was soooo cute! I've never seen one up close before, brown and furry, the cutest little pointy pink nose, and it's hands were wide with long claws and looked like little shovels. It was already dead by the time we pried it out of Loki's mouth... I know they are hunters by nature and can't help it, but that bothered me...

Vicky,

It is the part of the circle of life that sucks...but at least you got to see a mole close up.

HRL

[LauraJebAndSue]

Kora and I took our dogs for a walk together yesterday, Loki ran ahead, looked like she was digging to China, then she proudly brought us the poor mole that she dug up with her tail wagging high..... Kora says they are blind... poor thing, didn't stand a chance .... it was soooo cute! I've never seen one up close before, brown and furry, the cutest little pointy pink nose, and it's hands were wide with long claws and looked like little shovels. It was already dead by the time we pried it out of Loki's mouth... I know they are hunters by nature and can't help it, but that bothered me...

Vicky, Wow! We were taking care of a friends Jack a week ago and she ran ahead and caught a bird somehow. Talk about real world nature that bothers us all, she had to bring the poor dead bird back to us like a prize and bite on the head with a big crunch. That really upset us 2 chicks, but that is nature.

HRL, you are right the circle of life often sucks!!!

Moles are so cute, the big digging feet like hands and pink nose, but a real pest to if lots under a nice yard. Loki was doing someone with a nice big yard a favor.

Benny did such a great job with “Super Loki!” All must check out your diary or Benny’s posts for his creative genius fun.

Laura Jeb and Sue

P.S. Bet this Thread Rocks Rokkerr’s nuts in disbelief!!! Keep it going Ladies and Jacks. Miss Dixie too!!!

[LauraJebAndSue]

Ok LOKI,

How do we get to see HRL NUDE?

We all know that you have seen her nude and need your help. (Dixie calls us "Nuts" B/C nude humonodies not her cup of tea.)

LOKI, we know that you have the secret or just lots of Jacks with her hubby and then Rokkerr films all?

Sue fingers and Jebby even wanks to HRL avatar!!!

Biskets for you LOKI,

LJ&S Trio

[HotRunningLady]

Ok LOKI,

How do we get to see HRL NUDE?

You have seen me nude....Not live nude, but the avatar really is me.....

[LOKI]

Ok, I have been f'in quiet long enough..... I was over at HRL's place today with the snore (stinkie), and 'los tres amigos'........... F'in HRL and that crazy gringo she hangs out with forgot to stock the f'in house with any jack.......

I am f'in pissed....... tres amigos, HRL, snore, and crazy gringo for an entire day with no booze. No wonder I have the friggin shakes. At least I missed the Monday night orgy at HRL's house by about 30 minutes......

[LOKI]

bear kills all kinds of animals haha!!

..... ps Biattttchhhhhh.... how is the "other jack russell doing?"

[LauraJebAndSue]

OK LOKI,

Would HRL like, lick & enjoy little jebby??? He wanked again on her avatar last nite!!!

We 2 chicks love to see him do IT for HRL and Vicky!

Nuts shaved but we chicks could trim that to a “Brazilian!”

[Benny25]

Geez! Jeb can give a guy an inferiority complex!

[rokkerr]

Geez! Jeb can give a guy an inferiority complex!

Fuck, where the hell did you get a picture of me before the implants!!!!!!!!!

[Benny25]

Rokkerr, you gotta give me the name of your Dr.

[HotRunningLady]

Ok, I have been f'in quiet long enough..... I was over at HRL's place today with the snore (stinkie), and 'los tres amigos'........... F'in HRL and that crazy gringo she hangs out with forgot to stock the f'in house with any jack.......

I am f'in pissed....... tres amigos, HRL, snore, and crazy gringo for an entire day with no booze. No wonder I have the friggin shakes. At least I missed the Monday night orgy at HRL's house by about 30 minutes......

HRL here. I've gotta defend myself and Los Tres Amigos. We were SO not out of booze. I have one hellova good bourbon in the house and the boys always stock the top-shelf tequila. You really ought to try to branch out. Jack is like Crack, other Liquor is Quicker. Become eclectic, and every liquor cabinet is your castle...

Hugs to Stinkie....she's not that boring, and she is definitely a whore for a tummy rub, we found out!

HRL