The thing about Jack Russells..The Official VNA Dogs Thread!

[Miss Dixie]

Stinkie,

Sorry that Loki is not nice to you. In doggie heaven we learn to be nice to all. Maybe Loki will love you too in time. Give Loki a bit of a break, she is young!

Help Loki get out of jail and maybe she will like you then.

We don't want Bossman after all of us dogs.

Miss Dixie

[bossman2]

I'm not after any dogs!! And Stinkie is my best friend and is the best behaved dog I've ever known. But Loki, that dog needs more than even what the Dog Whisperer can do!!

[stinkie]

Miss Dixie, I tried to be nice to Loki but she does not know how to act. So I just try to ignore her the best I can (I turn my head away from her and hope if I don't look at her she'll not notice me) but she still bothers me!! What a pest!! I say leave her in jail awhile and let her cool off!!

[LOKI]

And look at this now, Loki is busted for chasing cars, breaking and entering, and everything else:

There's no hope for you now Loki, but since I am the woman that I am, I'll pray for you!!

Just another fuckin' average night out on the town!

Vicky and Rokkerr were snoozing, so I snuck out the back gate, lined up my hot ass biatches, had a couple shots of Jack (why the hell do you think they call it Jack?), and hung out in a biker bar down the street. One the way home, I would have killed a couple of fuckin squirrels but I was too wasted...... one shot of Jack too many, not easy to run in a straight line when you have to take a piss every 30 feet.

Stinkie stayed home..... what a fuckin bore!

[Miss Dixie]

Loki,

I too once got a bit to Jacked up on Jack Daniels at the “Boot Hill Saloon” in Daytona Beach. Bet Miss Vicky knows the joint. The cops stopped me for pissing in the cemetery across the street. Being a Southern Belle I just sweet talked may way out of that one with the heavy accent and all. No Big House time for me. Try that next time!

Continued Mischief Making,

Miss Dixie

[Benny25]

I tell you, this thread is going to the dogs.

[John_fromNY]

Oh really? Ya think?? !! ...

As George and John once said in the Christmas messages, "Wonderful stuff this, Agnes... Ah yes, it's wonderful stuff."

Me banned?? ... .. As Neo is still so very cute!!

[Miss Dixie]

Benny & John, Dogs are VERY important to lots of people and need a thread too!

Loki, Have you been to or entered any Jack Russell Terrier Races yet? I have won several ribbons both in Nashville and the Atlanta area. Have Miss Vicky show you this clip to see just how FUN: Hey, watch for one idiot that leaves the race at the start. They must be a friend of Ms Stinkie!!!

Then get Miss Vicky to ask her horseback riding instructor if they or any of their friends know where any Jack Russell Terrier Races might be? Hey, this is also one step closer to getting horses, a stable and MORE Jack Russell friends to cause mischief with too!

There is a Big event in Cartersville, GA Dogwood Endless Summer Bash August 30-31 08, but start off first at some of the smaller events in the spring near you. http://www.terrier.com/trial/trialmaps.php4?smonth=Aug and http://www.terrier.com/trial/racing.php4

Poor Rokkerr. First skiing and now this! Well as you can see he is a human guy that is “pussy whipped” and will follow Vicky anywhere!!! Loki, you will be racing soon.

Happy hunting & Lots of mischief making,

Miss Dixie

[LOKI]

Benny & John, Dogs are VERY important to lots of people and need a thread too!

Loki, Have you been to or entered any Jack Russell Terrier Races yet? I have won several ribbons both in Nashville and the Atlanta area. Have Miss Vicky show you this clip to see just how FUN: Hey, watch for one idiot that leaves the race at the start. They must be a friend of Ms Stinkie!!!

Then get Miss Vicky to ask her horseback riding instructor if they or any of their friends know where any Jack Russell Terrier Races might be? Hey, this is also one step closer to getting horses, a stable and MORE Jack Russell friends to cause mischief with too!

There is a Big event in Cartersville, GA Dogwood Endless Summer Bash August 30-31 08, but start off first at some of the smaller events in the spring near you. http://www.terrier.com/trial/trialmaps.php4?smonth=Aug and http://www.terrier.com/trial/racing.php4

Poor Rokkerr. First skiing and now this! Well as you can see he is a human guy that is “pussy whipped” and will follow Vicky anywhere!!! Loki, you will be racing soon.

Happy hunting & Lots of mischief making,

Miss Dixie

Miss Dixie.... wish you were still around so that we could go out with the biaatches and get wasted together.

I will have a couple of shots of Jack in your honor tonight..... I have not done any races yet...... every time I start running really fast it is hard to resist the urge to go wherever the fuck I want. I don't do well with any type of structure in my life.

[LOKI]

Holy mother of Jack Daniels! I just learned something from Stinkie! Bark whenever you want something, and you can get more shit!! Awesome............. that little shit(zu) was good for sumthin'

[Miss Dixie]

Loki, See, you can learn from Ms Stinkie. Be nice to the old Lady and you may learn more.

How fun to go to Rock City and Ruby Falls. What is up with this handsome human Donor guy plus Miss Vicky taking any attention away from you? Next time you go to TN you should head to Lynchburg for a tour of Jack Daniels. Missy Vicky will love the cute little town to walk you around in, see the sites and shopping.

Let me tell you what happened to me once when put in a car with the keys in it. I was pissed and stepped on the door lock with my paw. Wow did that cause the humans to go into triple tail spins without even having tails to chase. I was stuck in the car for over 2 hours while they all scurried about saying “Break a window” till some locksmith dude showed up. I was about to chew my way out and they were panicked that I would enjoy chewing on the leather seats. “No Dixie, No Dixie, No Dixie” they kept shouting! No respect. Not even calling me “Miss Dixie” like any southern belle should be addressed!

After that car locked door fun, they got me a nice crate and kept me in the back of the Range Rover when they went to dinner etc. They made the crate like a home away from home with a great bed, lots of toys, water, doggie treats and any anything else to keep me happy. It was a great place to chill out princess doggie style.

Continued Mischief Making from your Cyber Angel,

Miss Dixie

[LOKI]

..............shhhh, It is FRIDAY NIGHT, and I am going out to get some tender luvin doggie fun.... Vicky and what's his name are asleep and I am sneekin' out the screen door... details in the am... well maybe pm after I sober up a bit........ hasta la vista.....

[Miss Dixie]

Loki, Get you ass up or Ms Stinkie will be getting all of the attention!

Lots of Jack fun last night? My Cyber connection to earth last night was not that great and I will have to watch archives if you do not give me the details.

Any more Jack fun plans for tonight. (I will never tell Vicky or Rokkerr!)

Happy Mischief Making weekend from your Cyber Angel,

Miss Dixie

[John_fromNY]

I will have a couple of shots of Jack [Daniels] in your honor tonight, [Miss Dixie]..........shhhh, It is FRIDAY NIGHT, and I am going out to get some tender luvin doggie fun.... Vicky and what's his name are asleep and I am sneekin' out the screen door... details in the am... well maybe pm after I sober up a bit........ hasta la vista.....

Hey Vicky... one more night like that for Loki and it's time for a family intervention... a detox.. and off to a 30 day rehab stint for her.. maybe a sober house.. and even later, a twelve step progam...

Ciao for now.

[LOKI]

I will have a couple of shots of Jack [Daniels] in your honor tonight, [Miss Dixie]..........shhhh, It is FRIDAY NIGHT, and I am going out to get some tender luvin doggie fun.... Vicky and what's his name are asleep and I am sneekin' out the screen door... details in the am... well maybe pm after I sober up a bit........ hasta la vista.....

Hey Vicky... one more night like that for Loki and it's time for a family intervention... a detox.. and off to a 30 day rehab stint for her.. maybe a sober house.. and even later, a twelve step progam...

Ciao for now.

Ohhhhh no, not another AA freak....... let me run and get my big book out of my dog bed..... another comment like that and I'm hittin' the Jack and Cokes... party on!

[John_fromNY]

Ohhhhh no, not another AA freak....... let me run and get my Big Book out of my dog bed..... another comment like that and I'm hittin' the Jack and Cokes... party on!

I'm glad to see that you are awake now...

Don't you know we're everywhere? In the shadows lurking ... Hehe!!

As Sting of the Police once sang in "Every Breath You Take":

Every breath you take and every move you make
Every bond you break, every step you take
I'll be watchin' you

Every single day and every word you say
Every game you play, every night you stay
I'll be watchin' you

Oh, can't you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take

Every move you make and every vow you break
Every smile you fake, every claim you stake
I'll be watchin' you

... I hope it's not the real coke, the snorting kind that is ... just be careful with the partying, especially with the Christmas parties coming up now.

Believe me, there is Nothing wrong with partying!!...Just know your limits... that's all!!

As for me, a personal note, I've been clean off coke over 16 years now, and on Christmas Eve - I'll be 15 years sober!!

[LOKI]

Rehab is for quitters John....... I gonna party like a rockstar until I am Stinkie's age........

[John_fromNY]

I'll pray for you.

[stickyvicky]

How funny Miss Dixie! I took Loki and Stinkie out with me about a month ago looking at investment houses to buy. We went in the realtor's car, a beautiful brand new Hummer. Not being used to dogs, he left the key in the ignition, and when we came out of the 1st house, Loki had stepped on the door lock, and locked herself in! It wasn't hot or anything so I wasn't worried, but it was a pain to call Triple A and wait there an hour for them, so while waiting I kept calling Loki to the window in hopes that she'd step on it again, and open the door. She did it in less than 2 minutes! Everyone was shocked and kept saying how smart she was! lol.. I'm almost convinced that she has the electric windows in the back seat figured out, cause she always opens them and sticks her head out.

[Miss Dixie]

Loki: .....Shhhh, I hear from my Cyber Angel friends that Miss Vicky and Rokkerr are headed to a swanky hotel in Atlanta to do some filming with this Kayla Kupcakes huge booby chick this Sunday afternoon and evening. Who knows if they get lucky, maybe all night?

This sounds like another Jack Daniels mischief night at the biker’s bars! To bad that the “Boot Hill Saloon” is not closer to you. Let me know all about your escapades.

Just thank God and your Angels that John is not your Master or you would be locked up in rehab. As a New Yorker, John probably thinks that since we are south and west of the Hudson River that we Southern Belles are all Hillbillies just because we hit the biker’s bars for a few Jacks now and again. Sometimes it appears from up here that John needs more attention than us Jack Russells!!! Always the last word from that one.

Girlfriend, you owe me as your Cyber Angel for having Missy Vicky rescue you and not someone like John. Hey, it looks to all of us up here in doggie heaven that you have made it to heaven on earth with Miss Vicky and pussy whipped Rokkerr.

Your Cyber Angel,

Miss Dixie