The thing about Jack Russells..The Official VNA Dogs Thread!

[rokkerr]

If any other dogs show up posting in this thread I might have to start taking Paxil

[LOKI]

Loki: .....Shhhh, I hear from my Cyber Angel friends that Miss Vicky and Rokkerr are headed to a swanky hotel in Atlanta to do some filming with this Kayla Kupcakes huge booby chick this Sunday afternoon and evening. Who knows if they get lucky, maybe all night?

This sounds like another Jack Daniels mischief night at the biker’s bars! To bad that the “Boot Hill Saloon” is not closer to you. Let me know all about your escapades.

Just thank God and your Angels that John is not your Master or you would be locked up in rehab. As a New Yorker, John probably thinks that since we are south and west of the Hudson River that we Southern Belles are all Hillbillies just because we hit the biker’s bars for a few Jacks now and again. Sometimes it appears from up here that John needs more attention than us Jack Russells!!! Always the last word from that one.

Girlfriend, you owe me as your Cyber Angel for having Missy Vicky rescue you and not someone like John. Hey, it looks to all of us up here in doggie heaven that you have made it to heaven on earth with Miss Vicky and pussy whipped Rokkerr.

Your Cyber Angel,

Miss Dixie

Well, Dix, camshows when V'nR are working are a pain in my ass, Stinkie gave me the heads up when I first got here
- stay out of the way
- shut up
- sleep
Apparently, when V n' R are screwing around, it somehow pays for the food in my dish, so WTF, I am not stupid.....

I am gonna try and make it to the aftercams.... fame is coming my way....
ps.... Stinks got a hellish haircut today... ha ha....

[Miss Dixie]

Loki, Dang I think we just got busted. Miss Vicky was on this board when I posted.

Just because we Jacks know how to lock and unlock Hummer doors and her electric car windows she thinks we are smart. Loki as you know that is just the tip of the ice burg for our massive brain powers!!!!

Maybe Miss Vicky is too busy and missed the post above and will not fix the screen door escape route? OH CRAP on the rug, I think Rokkerr just caught us too!!! Give the man Drugs.

Your Fun Cyber Angel,

Miss Dixie

[stickyvicky]

Nah, Rokkerr already went to Home Depot and replaced the screen door.

So the crew came today and put up the fences for us. I was so thrilled when I got home, I happily put Loki and Stinkie in their new yard, and PRESTO! Within 30 seconds Loki was gone.

There is only one weak spot around the underneath of the cabin here at the resort- the underpinning or whatever you call that stuff is loose in one spot, I stacked leftover pressure treated wood against it, before putting her in the yard, but somehow she moved the plastic underpinning next to it out of the grooves! Pulled it out, instead of pushing it in, don't quite get that. Wish I could've watched her do that, I really need to have a video cam with me at all times for her. She only took off for 5 min though , probably because it was raining out. I think she just wanted to show me that she could do it!

I gotta hand it to her, as much as she frustrates me, I love her for it.... And at night she is so cute, all snuggled up and exhausted after all her naughtiness....

[Miss Dixie]

Loki, Dang Hun, they should outlaw that Home Depot or maybe if you find the credit card chew it up! Also, you know the easy fix for tonight’s escape. Just run real fast (practice for the JR races in the spring too) and hold your paws forward with sharp nails out toward the screen door and you are off to the Biker bars! Heck, from what I see of that Miss Kayla, V n’ R could be gone 2 days.

I saw those human clowns building the fence and Miss Vicky trying to barricade you in. Ha Ha, you go girlfriend, bust out and show them!!! But stay out of all of that rain for too long. Better dry and snuggling up to Miss Vicky. Like I said before, we see you as living in “Heaven on Earth!”

Hope that V n’ R don’t figure out what Mister Jeb did and put in a concrete slab. That ended my great escaped from that dog run. Well I know that you will find other opportunities to go hunting and bar hopping when no on is looking. Hope Miss Vicky forgets any more thoughts of closed circuit Cams on you. I will work on mucking up her mind from up here and get her focused back on Porn. That should help you!

Loki’s “Spirit In The Sky”

Miss Dixie

[John_fromNY]

If any other dogs show up posting in this thread I might have to start taking Paxil

or Zoloft...

[LOKI]

Pretty funny, I cost V&R $40.00 to get me, and now V&R are spending HUNDREDS, on trying to keep me from running away........ I don't know what the big deal is, I always come back sooner or later (when the bars close anyway).

[John_fromNY]

I'm totally baffled here!!.

Where is Steve McQueen when you need him?? That was a really good movie, him and the motorcyle in The Great Escape ....

[Hot Pink Clit]

Ok John,

What is this Steve McQueen crap? Old farts? We were not even born yet!

I love our Miss Dixie, Loki and all best doggy freinds friends!!!

Miss Pink Cunt Here!

[Miss Dixie]

Hi,

Ms Pink Cunt! Another pased on JacK? Jeb was such a Nice Man!

We love you!!!

[Miss Dixie]

Ok,

Too many dogs here?

[Hot Pink Clit]

Maybe to many dogs, but we must have some fun too?

[bossman2]

OK, too many dogs. Ms Stinkie told me that she's not liking all these "dead" dogs on the board. Says the only good Jack is a dead one and I looks like most of are just that dead!!
Anyway Stinkie and I think this thread has gone completely to the dogs and we don't want any part of it anymore. And as for Loki being the escape artist, Stinkie says she can do the same but it's not polite to lock the doors on the car and she'd rather sit buy the A/C vent than hang her head out the window. And that fence, did you ever need it before?? "Nuff said!!

[rokkerr]

OK, too many dogs. Ms Stinkie told me that she's not liking all these "dead" dogs on the board. Says the only good Jack is a dead one and I looks like most of are just that dead!!
Anyway Stinkie and I think this thread has gone completely to the dogs and we don't want any part of it anymore. And as for Loki being the escape artist, Stinkie says she can do the same but it's not polite to lock the doors on the car and she'd rather sit buy the A/C vent than hang her head out the window. And that fence, did you ever need it before?? "Nuff said!!

Don't worry Bossman, I have plenty of prozac left over for you.......

[John_fromNY]

Don't worry Bossman, I have plenty of prozac left over for you.......

[bossman2]

So Rokkerr you've been taking prozac?? Who's driving you crazier, Loki or Vicky??

[LOKI]

I will give you one clue Stinkie lover.........

[bossman2]

You know I think I know the answer to my question and I'm sure VV can be a little brat sometimes but nothing compared to Stinkie's nemesis, and normally I like all animals and they normally like me too (who said herding cats is tough, our cats follow me everywhere!!)
But when a little varmint gets to be too much then I have another answer!!

[Miss Dixie]

OK? Laugh your F _ _ King Asses off?

Stinkie and all Non - Jack Russell Lovers! We are in National TV Ad for “Human Chronic Constipation or is it Conception?” Humanoids are so F_ _ k ed UPed! All Crap? Just take A Shit! Did you all see the TV ad? Sort of like being called “Frasier Dog”? To us Old Cunts Like LOKI?

Miss Dixie

[stinkie]

Boy Miss Dixie, what's up with you?? You used to talk like such a lady but this and another post somewhere else on the board you're using bad un-lady-like language!! Is it that time of the month for you, if so take a nap and it will be all better that's what I do!! (Under Ms Vicky's bed naturally!!)